WTF whatever I'm back

[Tzan]

[stubby]

Due to the absenteeism of the Trianglist Pope, I think it's time to break from the Papal heirarchy and start a new offshoot. We will call it... the Trianglican Church.

[Scratch]

Alright, who's up for nailing 95 feces to a door, then lighting them on fire and running.

[Colette]

Shadowscythe should kill the four favored candidates for the new Triangulist pope and then detonate his favorite antimatter and wipe out the Vatican Planet.

[The Shadowscythe]

Shadowscythe should kill the four favored candidates for the new Triangulist pope and then detonate his favorite antimatter and wipe out the Vatican Planet.

New plan, out of the four candidates - the one to be made pope is the only survivor of a fight to the death battle set within the walls of the fated trianglist Vatican building.

Hows that sound as a forum battle?

[Natalya]

Please note:

I try my best to be one with the ▲ but I am not yet ready to be the Triangular Pope. Someone else must fulfill that most sacred duty.

[Silverdream]

I vote me.

[Magic Soap]

I declare myself The Tetra Pope. *Four cardinals point*
Accepting people for the position of quadrobishops.

[Tzan]

The Trianglican Church.

If there are 4 Cardinal Points, Cardinals are squares, Pope is a triangle, Son of God is a line and God is a singularity.

[Magic Soap]

The Trianglican Church.

If there are 4 Cardinal Points, Cardinals are squares, Pope is a triangle, Son of God is a line and God is a singularity.

There are also 4 Cardinals pointing at all times. If they stop, it signals the end of Trianglism and ultimately the end of Euclidean geometry.
This leads to the awakening of Brikthulhu. This is bad.

[Tzan]

[Natalya]

I don't know what this tetra shit is. If you want some ■ bullshit go form your own dumb religion. ▲ism is actually superior and divine.

A square can be compressed and morphed into a diamond, but an equilateral triangle is the strongest shape, it can not be deformed or broken, it is the true foundation of the Brikverse. On its strength we will stand, with its power we will crush our geometrically inferior opponents.

[Magic Soap]

Tetratism is an all encompassing religion. Just listen to the words of our prophet, The Great and Wise Barry Scott and read the Quadran every day and you will see we are not a religion that seeks to conflict with others. In fact, just look at the square - it is in fact two triangles! And each vertex of Tetratism is in itself a triangle, teaching us a great truth about geometry! Do not believe these lies spread by our opposition in the Brikverse, we are a peaceful religion. Now give us Squaria Law or we will behead you. Join the Tetrahadin today, and you shall surely get your reward of four virgins in paradise.
We also pray four times a day parallel to the holy city of Checker. I've also decided Cillit bang is drunk by the Quadregation, before pictures of Bill Cosby are sacrificed on the altar.

[Ben-Jammin]

Brace for imminent Jihad...

[IVhorseman]

A square can be compressed and morphed into a diamond, but an equilateral triangle is the strongest shape, it can not be deformed or broken, it is the true foundation of the Brikverse.

Blasphemous wench! The Brik is a square!