Fookin' Mac problems

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Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Silverdream » Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:09 am

A MacBook seems to be broken, as it beeps and has a black screen.
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby lorbaat » Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:31 am

You should turn this into a haiku.

A catastrophe!
MacBook, it seems, is broken.
Only beeps, black screen.
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Silverdream » Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:41 am

Goddamnit MacBook!
I needed you for homework,
Alas, you are dead.
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Natalya » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:22 am

Total Shit MacBook
Crap-puter made by Apple
Fucking heresy



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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Tzan » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:36 am

:D
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby mgb519 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:53 am

I haven't a clue
This thread, it confuses me
Why use a macbook?
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby mgb519 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:56 am

There once was a boy named silver,
Or a girl, but I cannot remember
But there was a one time
When his mac went and died
Proof that apple, too, makes shit computers
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Natalya » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:16 pm

mgb519 wrote:I have no idea
This thread, it confuses me
Why use a macbook?

5-7-5 not 6-7-5
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby mgb519 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:24 pm

Stupid "idea" feeling like 2 syllables but actually being 3. Fixed it.
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Ben-Jammin » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:36 pm

I just realized some of these could be used as sub's for the Skyrim theme's main chorus.
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby IVhorseman » Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:24 pm

Ha you got a mac
Shiny buttons, hipster cred
Now it doesn't work
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Silverdream » Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:14 pm

It works fine today,
No beeping noise or black screen.
Nothing wrong at all.
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Natalya » Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:45 pm

IVhorseman wrote:Ha you got a mac
Shiny buttons, hipster cred
Now it doesn't work
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby lorbaat » Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:56 pm

Transient problems
Leave swiftly as they come.
Ghost in the machine.
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby mgb519 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:58 pm

one two three
four five six seven
eight nine ten

3-5-3 is valid too, I think. I forget where I heard that, though, and I'm probably wrong.
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