Fookin' Mac problems

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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby IVhorseman » Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:59 pm

Having taken classes on poetry, I can confirm to you that a "haiku" doesn't necessarily have to follow ANY meter - you just have to tell people that it's a haiku and it is.
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Tzan » Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:47 pm

IVhorseman wrote:Having taken classes on poetry, I can confirm to you that a "haiku" doesn't necessarily have to follow ANY meter - you just have to tell people that it's a haiku and it is.


Oooo, nice one.
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Natalya » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:00 pm

mgb519 wrote:3-5-3 is valid too, I think. I forget where I heard that, though, and I'm probably wrong.
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Zupponn » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:43 pm

macs suck hard my man
no vidya james four you
natty gets pissy
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby samuelzz10 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:10 pm

IVhorseman wrote:Ha you got a mac
Shiny buttons, hipster cred
Now it doesn't work

Not hipster, too mainstream. Just go to the apple store and get it fixed, don't give me "LOL BUT NOT WITH PC!" BS, you would hire an IT guy to do it for you anyways.
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Silverdream » Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:28 pm

Zupponn wrote:macs suck hard my man
no vidya james four you
natty gets pissy


Beautiful. If this poem was a person I would employ all sorts of underhanded tactics in order to seduce it.
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Keldoclock » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:45 am

Computers are cool,
Choose 'em to suit the situation,
Ignore the marketing.



The Macbooks are perfectly good hardware for running creative studio programs like Photoshop or Ableton, word processing, web browsing, and light gaming (although of course you'll needreally want a mouse) , and OSX is also not a bad operating system at all (although of course you could install something else on your macbook, OSX is what will be on it already). I think that the price that Apple asks for them is 100-400% too high, but nobody says you have to buy them from the Apple Store. For the idiots out there- a Mac is also a PC, if you feel any kind of brand loyalty to Apple or Dell or Asus or whatever, you are dumb and gullible. Hardware is hardware, it gives no fucks about who built it, who bought it, and in most cases, what is installed on it.
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby IVhorseman » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:07 pm

samuelzz10 wrote:you would hire an IT guy to do it for you anyways.


Raise your hand if you'd fix your PC yourself like I generally do.
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Did somebody say ASUS? because holy shit they sprang out of nowhere and now fucking EVERYBODY has an ASUS. Even I got one.
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Scratch » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:20 pm

I read that as;

IVhorseman wrote:Did somebody say ANUS? because holy shit they sprang out of nowhere and now fucking EVERYBODY has an ANUS. Even I got one.
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Natalya » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:28 pm

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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Tzan » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:41 pm

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works as intended



The real phrase is "working as intended", (which means its broken, but the developer thinks its fine) but there was too many things.
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Silverdream » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:51 pm

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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Scribonius » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:43 pm

Is advice forum
Helpful when all the advice
Is kind of silly?

I have a P C
It is old and runs badly.
Have to build new one.

Friend I know has Mac.
Sends it for repair often.
Not sure is better.
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby stubby » Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:57 pm

Scratch wrote:I read that as;

IVhorseman wrote:Did somebody say ANUS? because holy shit they sprang out of nowhere and now fucking EVERYBODY has an ANUS. Even I got one.



Scribonius wrote:Is advice forum
Helpful when all the advice
Is kind of silly?

An advice forum where it's obvious that the advice is nonsense is probably a lot more useful than an advice forum that fosters an illusion that advice from a forum might be something other than nonsense.
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Re: Fookin' Mac problems

Postby Scratch » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:57 pm

stubby wrote: :snop:


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