The Nat Period Chart

[Bragallot]

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6. Rule number 1: if you try to be taken seriously, we will make fun of you.

2 days ago, on March 16th, Nat was on her period, resulting in a large number of bans and booty bothered over no reason. For future reference, I therefore propose we make a chart that tells us exactly when Nat will be on her period, as an advance warning system. During these periods, members must be careful not to:

- have fun
- disagree with Nat
- not be an administrator
- post
- have posted anything three weeks before Nat is on her period
- be disliked by Nat
- get noticed by Nat
- become a random target for bans

[Colette]

While I believe Natalya did go overboard in the past few days, and that we have the right to do whatever stupid thing we want in Thunderdumb, this thread strikes me as an immature overreaction (although Natalya, seriously).

[Apollyon]

You do know it repeats itself every 28 days? No need for a chart.

[Zahru II]

Might as well make the subtitle under 'Brikwars Forum' change accordingly when it's that time

[Natalya]

You guys aren't very creative. There's like a button that lets you make new threads. If you want to do your dumbass KotH stuff make a new thread for it but don't spam up my thread with it. Someone should have tried that. I'll probably get annoyed with it and delete it after a while but you could just remake it.

Oh and not getting banned by me is really easy. All you have to do is not say a certain word, and if you talk about snuggle it needs to be in an intelligent fashion.

Brag will probably think I banned him for making fun of me, but that is never the case. I banned him for using the forbidden word. Snugglebunny.

[pkbrennan]

Tip: I suspect that Natalya hates the abbreviated form of her name.

[stubby]

2 days ago, on March 16th, Nat was on her period, resulting in a large number of bans and booty bothered over no reason. For future reference, I therefore propose we make a chart that tells us exactly when Nat will be on her period, as an advance warning system.

I feel like this has all the right elements but they're in the wrong order or something. How about:

A few days ago, on March 16th, Natalya handed out a large number of bans. Some of the recipients were on their periods, resulting in a large amount of booty bothered over no reason. For future lulz, I therefore propose we make a chart which tells us exactly which users were on their periods, as an advance whining system.

[stubby]

You guys aren't very creative. There's like a button that lets you make new threads. If you want to do your dumbass KotH stuff make a new thread for it but don't spam up my thread with it. Someone should have tried that. I'll probably get annoyed with it and delete it after a while but you could just remake it.

If you check the little quick-mod tools in the corner, there's a button that lets you split threads also. Not that I didn't enjoy watching everyone get banned, but if you want to move a bunch of posts to a new thread in addition to banning everybody, there's a mod function for it.

[Warhead]

Shite and turd with a smearing of double standards. What's so precious about your damn thread? Whatever happened to survival of the fittest?.. You delete something you had nothing to do with and seem surprised that there are reprisals, well boo-hoo. Now take it like a mini-fig!

I loved the Hill thread. It was my own wee place inside my head that I could call my own (My Hill). *sniff* And you killed it! Noooooe!

To balance the new threat to the Forum faithful I will risk the remains of my own sanity and time in the service of Brikwars as a Co-Goderator. What say you?

[Colette]

Shite and turd with a smearing of double standards. What's so precious about your damn thread? Whatever happened to survival of the fittest?.. You delete something you had nothing to do with and seem surprised that there are reprisals, well boo-hoo. Now take it like a mini-fig!

I loved the Hill thread. It was my own wee place inside my head that I could call my own (My Hill). *sniff* And you killed it! Noooooe!

To balance the new threat to the Forum faithful I will risk the remains of my own sanity and time in the service of Brikwars as a Co-Goderator. What say you?

We already have Shadowscythe who goes on drunken banning sprees every once in a while.

[Warhead]

so..?

[Colette]

I suppose every goderator right now is an anti-immortal, so it could even out representation a bit.

It would be better if we were to promote every member except Silverdream and pesgores to goderator, though.

[Warhead]

Ooh... I see what you did there!

Nice try, you just want Goderation for yourself. Still clinging on the coattails of other peoples ideas, like a dry nugget of shit on a hairy man arse.

[mgb519]

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I have still never been banned.

[Colette]

I have still never been banned.

It's as easy as saying three letters...