Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 6
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Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 6
Mummies: Darkpaladin
One mummy tries to kill the tennis player, but only succeeds in cutting her hair off.
She gets pissed off and turn into a valkyrie, who promptly destroys the mummy with her OTC.
The mummy impaled on the flagpole tries to stab HMG with it, but the damage is too low to do anything.
The rest of the mummies move up, but don't do anything of note.
The Exterminator-Zupponn
The exterminator attempts to use Kevin as a projectile to kill Psy.
"Must Kill. Must Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill0101010101001010101010101110101010" The Exterminator short circuits and his programming is rewritten.
The Exterminator puts Kevin down.
New Objective Unlocked!- Protect Kevin
Police-Lawmaster
Jenkins eats a donut, successfully restoring 1 hp.
Jenkins fires his shotgun, injuring John Woo (-1hp) and killing Guy Fox.
In his last moments, Guy Fox reveals that he's wearing a suicide vest.
He goes out with a bang, killing the drummer chick, destroying the percussion section and causing John Woo to lose another hp.
Faction Eliminated from Map- Looters
Objective Achieved- Stop the Looters
Duke Ossum and Sgt Cortex- alphafalcon541
After running through the warehouse, Duke Ossum and Sgt Cortex. Both heroes being used to shooting first and asking questions later, they decide to open fire on the mummies. Sgt Cortex hits Duke Ossum by mistake, but this doesn't hurt him, it only succeeds in making him angrier as he guns down a mummy.
Metal Cultists- heavyfishcannon
The Brikthuloid abomination attempts to trap Psy with its tentacles. It only succeeds in taking his sword, which it eats, losing 1hp in the process.
Ozzy runs up to Psy...
And bites his head off.
Objective Completed- Kill Psy!
The witches fly to the top of the stage for a better vantage point.
The rest of the cultists wade through the mass of bodies, eager to convert others to the cult of metal. The first person they try to convince is Tommy Alfredo, who refuses.
"I'll never go over to the dark side!" he shouts, "My white sauce would never be the same again!"
"Then you shall die!" the cultist responds. The cultists can't carry out their threat this turn, so they just stare at Tommy menacingly.
Quetzalcoatl- Pwnerade
Quetzalcoatl eats the surfer who attacked him last turn.
The Master- DeltaV
The Master jumps off of Quetzalcoatl and onto the Aztek temple. He tries to hadouken a corrupted spaceman, but his damage roll was too low.
Metal Fucking Santa- Brikboyz
Santa attempts to convince Warhead and the other three horsemen to ally with him for a keg of maniac beer, and succeeds!
Santa then uses his rocket launcher to blow up a corrupted spaceman.
The elf tries to shoot a mummy, but his bow snaps.
One mummy tries to kill the tennis player, but only succeeds in cutting her hair off.
She gets pissed off and turn into a valkyrie, who promptly destroys the mummy with her OTC.
The mummy impaled on the flagpole tries to stab HMG with it, but the damage is too low to do anything.
The rest of the mummies move up, but don't do anything of note.
The Exterminator-Zupponn
The exterminator attempts to use Kevin as a projectile to kill Psy.
"Must Kill. Must Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill0101010101001010101010101110101010" The Exterminator short circuits and his programming is rewritten.
The Exterminator puts Kevin down.
New Objective Unlocked!- Protect Kevin
Police-Lawmaster
Jenkins eats a donut, successfully restoring 1 hp.
Jenkins fires his shotgun, injuring John Woo (-1hp) and killing Guy Fox.
In his last moments, Guy Fox reveals that he's wearing a suicide vest.
He goes out with a bang, killing the drummer chick, destroying the percussion section and causing John Woo to lose another hp.
Faction Eliminated from Map- Looters
Objective Achieved- Stop the Looters
Duke Ossum and Sgt Cortex- alphafalcon541
After running through the warehouse, Duke Ossum and Sgt Cortex. Both heroes being used to shooting first and asking questions later, they decide to open fire on the mummies. Sgt Cortex hits Duke Ossum by mistake, but this doesn't hurt him, it only succeeds in making him angrier as he guns down a mummy.
Metal Cultists- heavyfishcannon
The Brikthuloid abomination attempts to trap Psy with its tentacles. It only succeeds in taking his sword, which it eats, losing 1hp in the process.
Ozzy runs up to Psy...
And bites his head off.
Objective Completed- Kill Psy!
The witches fly to the top of the stage for a better vantage point.
The rest of the cultists wade through the mass of bodies, eager to convert others to the cult of metal. The first person they try to convince is Tommy Alfredo, who refuses.
"I'll never go over to the dark side!" he shouts, "My white sauce would never be the same again!"
"Then you shall die!" the cultist responds. The cultists can't carry out their threat this turn, so they just stare at Tommy menacingly.
Quetzalcoatl- Pwnerade
Quetzalcoatl eats the surfer who attacked him last turn.
The Master- DeltaV
The Master jumps off of Quetzalcoatl and onto the Aztek temple. He tries to hadouken a corrupted spaceman, but his damage roll was too low.
Metal Fucking Santa- Brikboyz
Santa attempts to convince Warhead and the other three horsemen to ally with him for a keg of maniac beer, and succeeds!
Santa then uses his rocket launcher to blow up a corrupted spaceman.
The elf tries to shoot a mummy, but his bow snaps.
Last edited by Alex on Wed May 22, 2013 12:29 pm, edited 3 times in total.
Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 6
I sacrificed all but one hp of my hero to do it, but it is done the doughnut are safe once more....
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 6
Do I need to still kill Psy, or just protect Kevin?
Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 6
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Psy gets killed later this turn.
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in 1938.
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Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 6
Hmmmm, I wonder what the solution could be?mgb519 wrote: Photobucket is being boneriffic. photobucket keeps losing pictures. And then I reupload and it still loses them.
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Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 6
I can confirm that this is the best solution. The only downside is having to resize everything, but I got used to doing it en masse via screenshot.Tzan wrote:Hmmmm, I wonder what the solution could be?mgb519 wrote: Photobucket is being boneriffic. photobucket keeps losing pictures. And then I reupload and it still loses them.
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Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 6
Sorry for the holdup. More pictures have been added to the OP.
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Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 6
What about my people?
Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 6
The rest of the turn will be posted whenever MGB finishes editing pictures.
Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 6
MGB must be slow then.
It's been days.
It's been days.
Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 6
I will have edited about 150 pictures total for this turn alone when I am done. You want to help?
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Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 6
I'd be willing to help.mgb519 wrote:I will have edited about 150 pictures total for this turn alone when I am done. You want to help?
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Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 6
Army- SVGK
The Wolverine fires its main gun at the scientist and his creations, killing the scientist and the pterodactyl outright, and dealing 2hp of damage to the blood dragon.
The soldiers then pour out of the back.
Only two manage to hit the blood dragon, but they deal another 2hp of damage to it.
The trooper with the experimental OT flamer deals 1hp of damage to the human-tiger hybrid.
One of the APC crewmen climbs out and tries to kill Buzz Saw, but is unsuccessful.
Kevin- MGB
Kevin asks Santa for a Red Rider minigun.
Santa throws one down.
Kevin then gives it to the Exterminator.
The Killer Rabbit- 501st Cadian's Friend
The Killer Rabbit gets a piano and puts the exploding rabbits inside.
He then attaches a balloon.
The piano rises off the ground and floats across the battlefield.
The piano explodes near the B.A. team, doing 1hp of damage to Tommy Gunn and Mark Manson and killing Bill Hook. The squad car is totaled and the two sports cars also take some damage. "That played out well!" he cackles.
The Most Interesting Man in the World- Alex
The Dos Briquis guy calmly walks through the carnage and goes into the warehouse.
He pours himself a glass of scotch. "I don't always face the apocalypse," he says "but when I do, I like to get drunk. Stay wasted my friends!"
Corrupted Spacemen- 501st Cadians
A corrupted spaceman shoots the master for 1hp of damage.
Another kills the eagle warrior.
One Corrupted Spacemen leader shoots at the Valkyrie, but it bounces off her shield.
Comrade Communism attacks the Valkyrie, but doesn't do enough damage.
The fighter shoots the turret off the APC.
One of the Corrupted Spacemen leaders tries to attack Duke Ossum, but a judo throw counter sends him flying into a mummy instead, which kills the mummy.
Civilians-NPC'd
HMG picks up the crystal sword and tries to kill a corrupted spaceman. His luck has run out though, and he's killed by the riposte. Not to worry though, he'll still show up in the next battle.
The surfer stabs Quetzalcoatl for 1hp of damage.
This beachgoer inflicts another 2hp of damage.
These beachgoers are unsuccessful in killing Briktezuma.
Tommy Alfredo picks up the rocket launcher.
A well placed shot kills 5 cultists.
Azteks- Runswithlegos
The Aztek hunter tries to kill the corrupted spaceman, but misses with his crossbow and shoots the Valkyrie instead. She goes back to Valhalla.
Briktezuma takes the skull from the altar and infuses it with the blood from the artifact, creating the Skull of Death, a magical skull containing the souls of its victims.
He then bashes one of the civilians in the face with it.
The Azmech crushes a Corrupted Spaceman in its grip.
It then throws an OT disk at Comrade Communism, dealing 1hp of damage.
B.A. Team- Kalvinator
Tommy Gunn and Mark Manson fire on the Killer Rabbit, doing 2hp of damage.
Max Damage aims his rocket launcher at the Killer Rabbit. "You fucked with the wrong team asshole!" he shouts. He fires a rocket and blows the Killer Rabbit to smithereens.
Buzz Saw kills the tank crewman and takes his gun.
John Woo shoots Jenkins for 1hp of damage.
The Wolverine fires its main gun at the scientist and his creations, killing the scientist and the pterodactyl outright, and dealing 2hp of damage to the blood dragon.
The soldiers then pour out of the back.
Only two manage to hit the blood dragon, but they deal another 2hp of damage to it.
The trooper with the experimental OT flamer deals 1hp of damage to the human-tiger hybrid.
One of the APC crewmen climbs out and tries to kill Buzz Saw, but is unsuccessful.
Kevin- MGB
Kevin asks Santa for a Red Rider minigun.
Santa throws one down.
Kevin then gives it to the Exterminator.
The Killer Rabbit- 501st Cadian's Friend
The Killer Rabbit gets a piano and puts the exploding rabbits inside.
He then attaches a balloon.
The piano rises off the ground and floats across the battlefield.
The piano explodes near the B.A. team, doing 1hp of damage to Tommy Gunn and Mark Manson and killing Bill Hook. The squad car is totaled and the two sports cars also take some damage. "That played out well!" he cackles.
The Most Interesting Man in the World- Alex
The Dos Briquis guy calmly walks through the carnage and goes into the warehouse.
He pours himself a glass of scotch. "I don't always face the apocalypse," he says "but when I do, I like to get drunk. Stay wasted my friends!"
Corrupted Spacemen- 501st Cadians
A corrupted spaceman shoots the master for 1hp of damage.
Another kills the eagle warrior.
One Corrupted Spacemen leader shoots at the Valkyrie, but it bounces off her shield.
Comrade Communism attacks the Valkyrie, but doesn't do enough damage.
The fighter shoots the turret off the APC.
One of the Corrupted Spacemen leaders tries to attack Duke Ossum, but a judo throw counter sends him flying into a mummy instead, which kills the mummy.
Civilians-NPC'd
HMG picks up the crystal sword and tries to kill a corrupted spaceman. His luck has run out though, and he's killed by the riposte. Not to worry though, he'll still show up in the next battle.
The surfer stabs Quetzalcoatl for 1hp of damage.
This beachgoer inflicts another 2hp of damage.
These beachgoers are unsuccessful in killing Briktezuma.
Tommy Alfredo picks up the rocket launcher.
A well placed shot kills 5 cultists.
Azteks- Runswithlegos
The Aztek hunter tries to kill the corrupted spaceman, but misses with his crossbow and shoots the Valkyrie instead. She goes back to Valhalla.
Briktezuma takes the skull from the altar and infuses it with the blood from the artifact, creating the Skull of Death, a magical skull containing the souls of its victims.
He then bashes one of the civilians in the face with it.
The Azmech crushes a Corrupted Spaceman in its grip.
It then throws an OT disk at Comrade Communism, dealing 1hp of damage.
B.A. Team- Kalvinator
Tommy Gunn and Mark Manson fire on the Killer Rabbit, doing 2hp of damage.
Max Damage aims his rocket launcher at the Killer Rabbit. "You fucked with the wrong team asshole!" he shouts. He fires a rocket and blows the Killer Rabbit to smithereens.
Buzz Saw kills the tank crewman and takes his gun.
John Woo shoots Jenkins for 1hp of damage.
Last edited by Alex on Thu May 23, 2013 10:57 am, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 6
Is the turn over?
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 6
I think all that MGB has left now are overviews.
*edit- there are a few other things that happened in the turn.
Survivalists- Keldoclock
The lifeguard and ex-soldier lock and load, and prepare to kick ass.
The Mad Max lookalike tries to shoot one of the Corrupted Spacemen leaders, but only succeeds in taking out the vegetation between them.
MacGearver succeeds in creating a pneumatic blowgun, which he hands over to the marksman.
The marksman kills the Aztek hunter.
MacGearver then beheads the Corrupted Spaceman.
The Four Horsemen of the Brikpocalypse- NPC
Warhead takes a swig of maniac beer for extra strength.
He then does 1hp of damage to a Corrupted Spaceman leader.
Conquest tries to shoot Comrade Communism, but doesn't do enough damage.
Death is unsuccessful in summoning any undead minions.
Plague causes a mummy to rot/wither to (re)death.
Mad Scientist+Lab Creations- NPC
The blood dragon tries to chomp down on one of the soldiers, but critails and bites down on the barrel of the soldier's grenade launcher instead! The soldier pulls the trigger, launching a grenade down the blood dragon's throat and blowing him up.
The enraged tiger-man punches the flamer to death. He punches him so hard that he also kills the soldier next to him as well. The volatile OT flamer explodes in the process, killing the tiger-man and another soldier.
Faction Eliminated- Mad Scientists+Lab Creations
Xaman Ek-NPC
Xaman Ek gives Tommy Alfredo a giant meat cleaver and 3 drumstick grenades.
Overviews:
Kill Chart:
The Most Interesting Man in the World: 5
Psy+the Band: 3 (Self Inflicted)
Civilians: 13+2 (Self Inflicted)+ 1 cow
Police: 6+3 (Self Inflicted)
Looters (eliminated from map): 10
Azteks: 15+2(Self Inflicted)+1 Giant Fish
Mummies: 11 + 1(Self Inflicted)
B.A. Team: 9+1 Killer Rabbit
Survivalists: 11
Major Patriotism (Corrupted): 4
Metal Fucking Santa: 4
Kevin McCanister: 5
The Exterminator: 2
Zombies (Eliminated): 1+1 (Self Inflicted)
The Master:0
U.S. Army: 2+1 pterodactyl+1 tiger-man+1 blood dragon
Corrupted Spacemen: 9+1 corruption
Xaman Ek: 0
Quetzalcoatl: 1
The Killer Rabbit (eliminated): 11
Metal Cultists: 1
Mad Scientist+Lab Creations (eliminated): 3
Four Horsemen: 1
Sgt. Cortex and Duke Ossum: 2
The Following factions are still available to play:
Civilians
Four Horsemen
Xaman Ek
Send in orders for turn 7!
*edit- there are a few other things that happened in the turn.
Survivalists- Keldoclock
The lifeguard and ex-soldier lock and load, and prepare to kick ass.
The Mad Max lookalike tries to shoot one of the Corrupted Spacemen leaders, but only succeeds in taking out the vegetation between them.
MacGearver succeeds in creating a pneumatic blowgun, which he hands over to the marksman.
The marksman kills the Aztek hunter.
MacGearver then beheads the Corrupted Spaceman.
The Four Horsemen of the Brikpocalypse- NPC
Warhead takes a swig of maniac beer for extra strength.
He then does 1hp of damage to a Corrupted Spaceman leader.
Conquest tries to shoot Comrade Communism, but doesn't do enough damage.
Death is unsuccessful in summoning any undead minions.
Plague causes a mummy to rot/wither to (re)death.
Mad Scientist+Lab Creations- NPC
The blood dragon tries to chomp down on one of the soldiers, but critails and bites down on the barrel of the soldier's grenade launcher instead! The soldier pulls the trigger, launching a grenade down the blood dragon's throat and blowing him up.
The enraged tiger-man punches the flamer to death. He punches him so hard that he also kills the soldier next to him as well. The volatile OT flamer explodes in the process, killing the tiger-man and another soldier.
Faction Eliminated- Mad Scientists+Lab Creations
Xaman Ek-NPC
Xaman Ek gives Tommy Alfredo a giant meat cleaver and 3 drumstick grenades.
Overviews:
Kill Chart:
The Most Interesting Man in the World: 5
Psy+the Band: 3 (Self Inflicted)
Civilians: 13+2 (Self Inflicted)+ 1 cow
Police: 6+3 (Self Inflicted)
Looters (eliminated from map): 10
Azteks: 15+2(Self Inflicted)+1 Giant Fish
Mummies: 11 + 1(Self Inflicted)
B.A. Team: 9+1 Killer Rabbit
Survivalists: 11
Major Patriotism (Corrupted): 4
Metal Fucking Santa: 4
Kevin McCanister: 5
The Exterminator: 2
Zombies (Eliminated): 1+1 (Self Inflicted)
The Master:0
U.S. Army: 2+1 pterodactyl+1 tiger-man+1 blood dragon
Corrupted Spacemen: 9+1 corruption
Xaman Ek: 0
Quetzalcoatl: 1
The Killer Rabbit (eliminated): 11
Metal Cultists: 1
Mad Scientist+Lab Creations (eliminated): 3
Four Horsemen: 1
Sgt. Cortex and Duke Ossum: 2
The Following factions are still available to play:
Civilians
Four Horsemen
Xaman Ek
Send in orders for turn 7!
Last edited by Alex on Mon May 27, 2013 9:19 pm, edited 3 times in total.