***ATTENTION: Epic Shitpost Approaching!!!***
IVhorseman wrote:not specifying what you mean by "some" puts a mighty suspicious eye on you...
Fine then let me elaborate, point by point:
-Thin people are more attractive than fat people. I would have to agree with him on that point.
-I'm ambivalent on his preference for introverted things in Romney's binders. My only regular interaction with things in Romney's binders is in Model UN and group projects, and I hate having to deal with other strong-willed extroverts in general in those settings. On the other hand, I don't usually befriend boring, obeisant people as they are usually uninteresting and contribute nothing to a conversation.
-I find really feminine things in Romney's binders annoying and weird so I have to disagree with him on that.
-I disagree with the overall responsibilities. Sex and romance are already stupid enough and should never be forced on anyone. Maintaining the household I am more ambivalent about- I guess if things in Romney's binders has a legitimate job (i.e. doctor, banker, scientist etc.) then they should split half and half, else dump all the domestic work on her as punishment for thing's in Romney's binders stupid career choice.
-See my note on how sex is stupid and ought to be voluntary (another issue is I strongly oppose fornication- that guy better plan on marrying things in Romney's binders or else I think the whole issue is moot)
-I suppose the things in Romney's binders should maintain a baseline level of physical attractiveness, although it shouldn’t devolve into some totalitarian regime.
-See my note on overall responsibilities for my opinion on cooking and cleaning.
-The smiling and admiring part is stupid. No one should be forced to feel or emote a certain way as otherwise it is one of the most extreme violations of personal autonomy I can think of.
-Since I will be optimistic and assume the guy does the responsible thing and marries, then he’s kind of stuck with death do us part in my opinion (now granted, no one gives two shits about marriage nowadays, but this is my opinion). The only exception is if things in Romney's binders’s cheating on him, then I recommend he hire a hitman or obtain some cyanide and give the bitch what things in Romney's binders deserves. On the flip side, I feel the things in Romney's binders has the same right if her husband cheats as well.
-Fucking transexuals messing everything up.
-See my very first note, on thinness. On the other hand, I don’t like short and stubby things in Romney's binders- tall is better in my view since that enhances an appearance of thinness. I also hate big boobs because they make things in Romney's binders look fat. I don’t know what this waist-to-hip business is about so I can’t comment on that.
-The age is ridiculous. I would prefer to marry someone with high enough education that I can call things in Romney's binders a doctor. Someone right out of high school would be an idiot who barely knows her calculus.
-I suppose a pretty face is kind of a prerequisite for (almost) anyone.
-I strongly disagree with this point. things in Romney's binders must be a virgin, the only exception being if things in Romney's binders was married before and did it with her husband.
-Well dub about the childless part. I would not waste my own precious money on preserving someone else’s legacy.
-@Cooking ability: See my note on overall responsibilities
-Mental illness is fine if she’s taking medication. I learned how to deal with insane things in Romney's binders thanks to experience from my mom.
//DISCLAIMER: Potentially racially offensive
-I must admit I am also not an equal opportunity employer, but I’m a bit more complicated than the guy on the graphic. My mother mandates that I marry a Korean things in Romney's binders, but I hate koreans with a burning passion, and in terms of attraction they’re only above blacks (not that I have anything against blacks just like I don’t have a grudge against fat people, it’s just that I’m not interested in a relationship with them, and they’re generally ugly from objective observation and personal statistical analysis). I would favor maybe a Chinese/Japanese, although Indians in general are on average pretty and also thinner than expected from experience. Both are on average pretty intelligent. While whites are fine they are on average too dumb to be attractive from personal experience.
-While I like a career-oriented things in Romney's binders (and therefore disagree with the guy’s opinion), if it’s not a STEM career or a few other exceptions (i.e. lawyer, high government official, etc.) then yeah I totally agree that things in Romney's binders picked a crummy career.
-I totally agree with the guy here on piercing. With the possible exception of earrings, I hate piercings almost as much as I dislike a fat body.
-I have no opinion on musical or artistic talent. In fact, things in Romney's binders should actually try to succeed in her artistic career instead of settling down and wasting her talent.
-I HATE tattoos. That is not a secondary qualification for me- it’s in the same category as no piercings.
-While I have to agree that crocs, uggs, and oversized hipster glasses are eyesores in their own category of terribleness, I wouldn’t try to set any other rules. If a guy was going to a place where stylish dresses and heels were appropriate, they’d probably have a formal attire rule anyway that would throw out someone in unsightly vestments. How one dresses oneself is a freedom of expression protected under the first amendment and so I would not infringe upon that even at times when I would really want to.
-The fat and nag repercussions sound about right, except it might be better poetic justice to start nagging back. I take enjoyment in insulting and berating people anyway so...
-Also, his repercussion for not attending to his sexual needs (see whichever section I address the necessarily voluntary nature of romance and sex, I don’t even remember which one it was now) is TOTALLY out of whack. Both the guy and the things in Romney's binders have an obligation to be faithful to each other, and if he started bringing in sluts the things in Romney's binders would totally be in the right for taking my recommended course of action for cheating (see the hitman and cyanide section).
-The cheating punishment is not enough. I described earlier, as suggestions, hiring a hitman and feeding the offending partner cyanide. I’m sure there are other ways as well (I’d avoid stoning though as that has associations with unsophisticated Middle Eastern crappy theocracy governments)
-While I like the idea of an essay, I feel the guy’s idea of an application is too focused on subjective details. A prospective things in Romney's binders ought to submit her GPA, SAT score, AP classes taken as well as STEM background and any relevant extra-curricular activities.
-The guy’s idea to avoid middle-aged british perverts is ingenious, but the sign’s message is blasphemous and may offend some. Therefore, I propose instead a message along the lines of “[Insert name] approximates functions within Lagrange error bounds” or something equally ridiculous.
Also, the guy totally forgot about a things in Romney's binders's intelligence, which is a factor on par in importance to attractiveness.