mgb519 wrote:Natalya is to meter what Blitzen is/was to grammar.
Except that she's strictly wrong.
Poetry, by definition, is an expression of thought placed into non-gramatical line and meter. Though there are guidelines, THERE ARE NO ACTUAL RULES. So when you go around a thread and keep telling people that their poetry is wrong, I'm going to stand up against you. If using a name you hate will match the "proper" rules of what YOU define as a haiku (again, poetry is defined by the author, not the reader - that's where meaning comes in), then I'm going to call you that. Don't tell me you ain't even mad, because you're a shitty-ass mod if you're going around stopping people from having fun just because you have the power to. I'm talking about Haikus, The Hill, and everything else you've deemed as "unfit for fun" for everybody else, based off of YOUR definitions and not theirs. I'm not going to actively try to piss you off so long as you stop being such a fucking fun-tyrant.
He might not LIKE being called Sam, but he's not asking you to ban people over it. We grin and bear it, because it's brikwars, and it'S OKAY TO LOSE. Shit dude, even in most of your battles you always field the vastly superior army with super-beefed up stats so that victory is assured. Sometimes things not going your specific way is fun. And if you keep silencing everyone else for having it, then Brikwars ain't what it used to be. Seriously, you even banned Warhead for TROLLING IN THUNDERDUMB. You're drunk with power, dude. And not the good kind of drunk, but the throwing-up-all-over-the-sink drunk, and we're probably going to draw on you with a marker once it's over.