Selling computer parts

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Re: Selling computer parts

Postby Tzan » Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:23 am

Abe Simpson needs parts
These will fit his computer
Who what where am I
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Re: Selling computer parts

Postby IVhorseman » Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:12 pm

Natalya forgets
Anything is haiku if
you say it is one




Seriously, that's how poetry works. ESPECIALLY haiku - while the 5-7-5 format is a traditional guideline, it is by no means the "only" way to write a haiku. Poetry is what the author defines as poetry. Syllabic meter doesn't matter.
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Re: Selling computer parts

Postby Pwnerade » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:56 pm

Samuel used
a Dell no wonder he hates
PC's so damn much
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Re: Selling computer parts

Postby samuelzz10 » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:57 pm

Pwnerade wrote:Samuel used
a Dell no wonder he hates
PC's so damn much
I did get a really nice PC gaming laptop, but yeah my mac is better for chillin
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Re: Selling computer parts

Postby Natalya » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:24 am

Pwnerade wrote:Samuel used
a Dell no wonder he hates
PC's so damn much

That's not a Haiku
Haiku go five-seven-five
Your first line has four
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Re: Selling computer parts

Postby IVhorseman » Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:57 pm


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Nat: please stop being
Such an anorakish bitch
let others have fun


I wouldn't have said Nat but a) it fit the syllabic meter and b) seriously, calm your fucking tits.
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Re: Selling computer parts

Postby Pwnerade » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:49 pm

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Re: Selling computer parts

Postby aoffan23 » Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:51 pm

Pwnerade wrote:Sam-u-el


That only works if
the word "used" is pronounced in
such a way: "us-ed"
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Re: Selling computer parts

Postby Natalya » Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:26 pm

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Nat: please stop being
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let others have fun


I wouldn't have said Nat but a) it fit the syllabic meter and b) seriously, calm your fucking tits.


Calm your tits. I ain't even mad, you just gotta understand that every single time you post that word I will ban you no exceptions. It isn't like a personal thing, I'm just going to ban you. If you get pissed and start saying it more often then I'll just ban you for longer, it's no big deal.
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Re: Selling computer parts

Postby samuelzz10 » Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:46 pm

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Nat: please stop being
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let others have fun


I wouldn't have said Nat but a) it fit the syllabic meter and b) seriously, calm your fucking tits.


Calm your tits. I ain't even mad, you just gotta understand that every single time you post that word I will ban you no exceptions. It isn't like a personal thing, I'm just going to ban you. If you get pissed and start saying it more often then I'll just ban you for longer, it's no big deal.

I don't like being called sam, but I still take it. Jesus, you need to calm the fuck down. You can't even defend your logic most of the time, in that religion thread you just made an anti-religious and highly offensive statement and locked the thread.
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Re: Selling computer parts

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Re: Selling computer parts

Postby mgb519 » Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:43 pm

Natalya is to meter what Blitzen is/was to grammar.
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Re: Selling computer parts

Postby Natalya » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:57 am

samuelzz10 wrote:
Natalya wrote:
IVhorseman wrote:
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Nat: please stop being
Such an anorakish bitch
let others have fun


I wouldn't have said Nat but a) it fit the syllabic meter and b) seriously, calm your fucking tits.


Calm your tits. I ain't even mad, you just gotta understand that every single time you post that word I will ban you no exceptions. It isn't like a personal thing, I'm just going to ban you. If you get pissed and start saying it more often then I'll just ban you for longer, it's no big deal.

I don't like being called sam, but I still take it. Jesus, you need to calm the fuck down. You can't even defend your logic most of the time, in that religion thread you just made an anti-religious and highly offensive statement and locked the thread.

If I made an anti-religious and highly offensive statement, then I stand by it because that was my intent. I don't think I was the one who locked that though, if I recall correctly I posted in it after it was locked. As for my name, I don't tolerate that specific abbreviation because said out-loud it is the name of a bug, and not even a cool bug, an annoying shitty one. If you don't like being called Sam then I support your right to demand that other people call you what you want to be called.
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Re: Selling computer parts

Postby Keldoclock » Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:19 am

I really wanted to post "ahahahahaha get this shit out of my forum" and lock the thread, then I realized that this haiku computer thread was in General Discussion for some reason. WTF?
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Re: Selling computer parts

Postby IVhorseman » Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:29 am

mgb519 wrote:Natalya is to meter what Blitzen is/was to grammar.


Except that she's strictly wrong.

Poetry, by definition, is an expression of thought placed into non-gramatical line and meter. Though there are guidelines, THERE ARE NO ACTUAL RULES. So when you go around a thread and keep telling people that their poetry is wrong, I'm going to stand up against you. If using a name you hate will match the "proper" rules of what YOU define as a haiku (again, poetry is defined by the author, not the reader - that's where meaning comes in), then I'm going to call you that. Don't tell me you ain't even mad, because you're a shitty-ass mod if you're going around stopping people from having fun just because you have the power to. I'm talking about Haikus, The Hill, and everything else you've deemed as "unfit for fun" for everybody else, based off of YOUR definitions and not theirs. I'm not going to actively try to piss you off so long as you stop being such a fucking fun-tyrant.

He might not LIKE being called Sam, but he's not asking you to ban people over it. We grin and bear it, because it's brikwars, and it'S OKAY TO LOSE. Shit dude, even in most of your battles you always field the vastly superior army with super-beefed up stats so that victory is assured. Sometimes things not going your specific way is fun. And if you keep silencing everyone else for having it, then Brikwars ain't what it used to be. Seriously, you even banned Warhead for TROLLING IN THUNDERDUMB. You're drunk with power, dude. And not the good kind of drunk, but the throwing-up-all-over-the-sink drunk, and we're probably going to draw on you with a marker once it's over.
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