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Re: The Armoury

Postby pkbrennan » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:07 am

You wanna know how we turned all those Piltogg spies dropped into Britain throughout the war?

Once we caught them, we tortured the fuck out of them.
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Re: The Armoury

Postby IVhorseman » Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:26 pm

Actually, they just paid them better than Germany did. It's been the easiest way to convert a spy since the B.C. days.
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Re: The Armoury

Postby Silverdream » Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:30 pm

Plus the Abwehr was pretty shitty because their leader wasn't a fan of Piltogg. Britain and the USA could get them on their side by un-brainwashing them.
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Re: The Armoury

Postby pkbrennan » Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:52 am

That's the "official line", yes. But the official line is just propaganda.

We had torture centres throughout greater London in order to turn Abwehr spies that were caught within the UK, as well as for "debriefing" captured senior military personnel. It was through this use of torture during the Second World War, the fall of the British Empire afterwards, and the Northern Irish Troubles that the British Secret Services perfected the Five Techniques of Torture and then disseminated them to the Americans and Commonwealth allies.

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Re: The Armoury

Postby ikensall » Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:17 pm

Not to disagree with your point, but I'm pretty sure that the same goes for almost every nation at some time or other. Besides, it's not like the Gestapo are well known for any sort of torture business I'm sure they were just misunderstood- like H1tler was, actually. If anything, I'd recommend at-least taking some enjoyment from having a pretty awesome secret service legacy (despite Churchill being quite the war criminal at times), there's crowds of self-righteous people waiting to diminish any semblance of national pride you might have for you afterwards. (If I remember correctly, you're from the U.K)

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Re: The Armoury

Postby Silverdream » Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:26 pm

ikensall wrote:Not to disagree with your point, but I'm pretty sure that the same goes for almost every nation at some time or other. Besides, it's not like the Gestapo are well known for any sort of torture business I'm sure they were just misunderstood- like H1tler was, actually. If anything, I'd recommend at-least taking some enjoyment from having a pretty awesome secret service legacy (despite Churchill being quite the war criminal at times), there's crowds of self-righteous people waiting to diminish any semblance of national pride you might have for you afterwards. (If I remember correctly, you're from the U.K)

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Re: The Armoury

Postby piltogg » Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:56 am

requesting that "the" be changed to "da' " in the armoory. Thus it would becoem Da' Armoory
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Re: The Armoury

Postby IVhorseman » Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:41 pm

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Re: The Armoury

Postby Colette » Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:13 pm

There is still no picture in the OP.
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Re: The Armoury

Postby alot » Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:09 pm

Colette wrote:There is still no picture in the OP.


probably cos u delted it like the Piltogg u r
bet u r wite too
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