The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 1)
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The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 1)
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Deployment
Third Army theblackdog
The jetpack-equipped Jaegers speed to the top of the bunker.
Their colleagues slowly march into position below.
The healbot zips off.
The Third Army creeps into position.
Using his thrusters, the Schattenlaufer climbs the wall.
Colonial Militia Scratch
The Colonial militia deploys.
Round 1
The Manly Men lawmaster
The Manly men seize the advantage of going first and immediately chainsaw one of the space pirates.
The tough ombries open fire with their assault rifles, but the alien pirate doesn't even flinch.
Their movement attracts response fire from the bunker.
A redneck pays for it with his life.
The Manly Men get stuck in the narrow corridor and are unable to engage anyone else. This makes them adequately pissed off. Psycho Dad demands a sammich from Valeera.
"I'll give ya sumthin', chum."
Psycho Dad reasons at least he has something in his stomach now. (-1 HP)
Colonial Militia - Scratch
The tower guards open fire, ineffectively.
Arnold throws a grenade.
His aim is slightly off, and he accidentally blows up part of the wall.
Arnold and Militia then move into position, laying down some fire.
A Terrorkhan falls down, blood gushing from his faceplate.
Johnny Blitzkrieg's gun jams.
The Engel hardsuit takes a shot at Sharane, but she dodges it.
The guardsmen in the northern towers blow off Pedodoctor's head.
Third Army theblackdog
The machine laser rattles, but the gatling walker does not break.
Everyone in the bunker fires, so far ineffectively.
The heavy fires at Valeera... and misses '-.-
The Jaegers activate their jetpacks and fly to the trees.
They fire on the commando, but can't kill her.
The wolves in the redoubt open fire on the inquistadores below.
One of the pilots is blown apart.
The special officers get into position... and don't deal enough damage.
Der Kaiser decides to set an example.
He force pushes Manly Santa off the map. It will take him a round to get back.
Realizing what a high priority target he is, he remains in cover.
No one seems too like the space pirates too much. The turret takes one of them out.
The Himmelsjäger run up to the fence. So far the enemy is still out of range.
"Take this motherfucker!"
Psycho dad suffers a similar fate to Manly Santa.
The Schattenlaufer lays down some righteous firepower, blowing a laser cannon and his rocket launcher off of the Hyena and killing three heavy troopers with a plasma blast.
Inquistadores Zupponn
The Hyena fires on the gate, but with only one laser still available, he isn't able to do much.
The Anubis pilot charges the gate, but is ripped apart by response fire before he can reach it. However, his cannons have already dealt 1 SP damage to the gate.
The speeder crashes into it, but wasn't able to gain enough momentum.
A heavy trooper takes the other Anubis speeder and flies towards the gate, guns blazing...
The brazen trooper crashes into the gate ineffectively and is catapulted into the air.
He survives the fall!
But he doesn't survive all the guys shooting at him.
Seeing this, the inquistadores decide to combine fire. The gate must go down!
Through their joined effort, the gate finally crumbles.
Brittanian League Silva
The walker approaches, its gatling gun rattling and explodifying one special agent's head.
The aeronaught squad flies into the air and charges the fort guns blazing, but their shots are stopped by the fortifications.
When the all-rounders advance, cover fire from the heavies takes out another special agent.
Splut. The specialists have so far specialized in dying.
The commando draws her beamsabre and goes into a cutting frenzy against one of the jungle trees.
The leaves will provide the Brittanian ground forces with some extra cover as they advance. Now there's a brikwarsy feat if I've ever seen one.
Space pirates piltogg
The main controls for the turret are here, piltogg.
The space thug has a better idea and tries to manipulate the controls. Yeah, a sturdy flail works best. Critical success! If he's still alive by the end of his next turn the turret will be controlled by the pirates.
The pirates return fire on the manly men, taking one's head off.
The sentry on the other side is saved by the fortifications.
Valeera then lines up a shot...
Her aim is impeccable, but the heavy's armour is, well, too heavy.
She then takes cover.
Immortal Empire - lawmaster
The Terrorkhan advance, all guns blazing.
Two troopers bite the dust.
The commander throws his tomahawks at Arnold Schwarzenegger, but he fends them off with some quick knife-work.
Serena leaps over the barracks.
A soldier was prepared for just that and would've shot her in the face had she not blocked.
Serena then draws her katana and makes a run for the healbot.
Sharane leaps...
... and casually decapitates a soldier on her way.
Commandos Apollyon
The commandos arrive to put the viol in violent.
Overwatch
Damage:
Psycho Dad: 1/2 HP
Deployment
Third Army theblackdog
The jetpack-equipped Jaegers speed to the top of the bunker.
Their colleagues slowly march into position below.
The healbot zips off.
The Third Army creeps into position.
Using his thrusters, the Schattenlaufer climbs the wall.
Colonial Militia Scratch
The Colonial militia deploys.
Round 1
The Manly Men lawmaster
The Manly men seize the advantage of going first and immediately chainsaw one of the space pirates.
The tough ombries open fire with their assault rifles, but the alien pirate doesn't even flinch.
Their movement attracts response fire from the bunker.
A redneck pays for it with his life.
The Manly Men get stuck in the narrow corridor and are unable to engage anyone else. This makes them adequately pissed off. Psycho Dad demands a sammich from Valeera.
"I'll give ya sumthin', chum."
Psycho Dad reasons at least he has something in his stomach now. (-1 HP)
Colonial Militia - Scratch
The tower guards open fire, ineffectively.
Arnold throws a grenade.
His aim is slightly off, and he accidentally blows up part of the wall.
Arnold and Militia then move into position, laying down some fire.
A Terrorkhan falls down, blood gushing from his faceplate.
Johnny Blitzkrieg's gun jams.
The Engel hardsuit takes a shot at Sharane, but she dodges it.
The guardsmen in the northern towers blow off Pedodoctor's head.
Third Army theblackdog
The machine laser rattles, but the gatling walker does not break.
Everyone in the bunker fires, so far ineffectively.
The heavy fires at Valeera... and misses '-.-
The Jaegers activate their jetpacks and fly to the trees.
They fire on the commando, but can't kill her.
The wolves in the redoubt open fire on the inquistadores below.
One of the pilots is blown apart.
The special officers get into position... and don't deal enough damage.
Der Kaiser decides to set an example.
He force pushes Manly Santa off the map. It will take him a round to get back.
Realizing what a high priority target he is, he remains in cover.
No one seems too like the space pirates too much. The turret takes one of them out.
The Himmelsjäger run up to the fence. So far the enemy is still out of range.
"Take this motherfucker!"
Psycho dad suffers a similar fate to Manly Santa.
The Schattenlaufer lays down some righteous firepower, blowing a laser cannon and his rocket launcher off of the Hyena and killing three heavy troopers with a plasma blast.
Inquistadores Zupponn
The Hyena fires on the gate, but with only one laser still available, he isn't able to do much.
The Anubis pilot charges the gate, but is ripped apart by response fire before he can reach it. However, his cannons have already dealt 1 SP damage to the gate.
The speeder crashes into it, but wasn't able to gain enough momentum.
A heavy trooper takes the other Anubis speeder and flies towards the gate, guns blazing...
The brazen trooper crashes into the gate ineffectively and is catapulted into the air.
He survives the fall!
But he doesn't survive all the guys shooting at him.
Seeing this, the inquistadores decide to combine fire. The gate must go down!
Through their joined effort, the gate finally crumbles.
Brittanian League Silva
The walker approaches, its gatling gun rattling and explodifying one special agent's head.
The aeronaught squad flies into the air and charges the fort guns blazing, but their shots are stopped by the fortifications.
When the all-rounders advance, cover fire from the heavies takes out another special agent.
Splut. The specialists have so far specialized in dying.
The commando draws her beamsabre and goes into a cutting frenzy against one of the jungle trees.
The leaves will provide the Brittanian ground forces with some extra cover as they advance. Now there's a brikwarsy feat if I've ever seen one.
Space pirates piltogg
The main controls for the turret are here, piltogg.
The space thug has a better idea and tries to manipulate the controls. Yeah, a sturdy flail works best. Critical success! If he's still alive by the end of his next turn the turret will be controlled by the pirates.
The pirates return fire on the manly men, taking one's head off.
The sentry on the other side is saved by the fortifications.
Valeera then lines up a shot...
Her aim is impeccable, but the heavy's armour is, well, too heavy.
She then takes cover.
Immortal Empire - lawmaster
The Terrorkhan advance, all guns blazing.
Two troopers bite the dust.
The commander throws his tomahawks at Arnold Schwarzenegger, but he fends them off with some quick knife-work.
Serena leaps over the barracks.
A soldier was prepared for just that and would've shot her in the face had she not blocked.
Serena then draws her katana and makes a run for the healbot.
Sharane leaps...
... and casually decapitates a soldier on her way.
Commandos Apollyon
The commandos arrive to put the viol in violent.
Overwatch
Damage:
Psycho Dad: 1/2 HP
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Re: The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 1)
That was one tough gate...
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Re: The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 1)
You had shit luck.
Okay I really hate to say this, but I'm without a camera until the end of the week again... High time I get one of my own.
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Re: The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 1)
The OP has been updated, Round 1 is done! You can start sending ordahs for round 2.
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Re: The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 1)
Great turn man. I can definitely see some resemblance to ZZD.
The tree leaves cutting down to hide army numbers feat is a reference to Macbeth for anyone who didn't get it.
The tree leaves cutting down to hide army numbers feat is a reference to Macbeth for anyone who didn't get it.
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Re: The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 1)
Those poor pirates.. what ever will their mothers think??
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Re: The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 1)
Most of Round 2 is done, but I still need orders for the Militia and the Commandos. What is wrong with you people?
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Re: The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 1)
I did not notice that the first turn got finished eventually.
Right now too drunk and tired to post order, let me get some sleep ok?
Right now too drunk and tired to post order, let me get some sleep ok?
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Re: The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 1)
I actually encourage sending orders while you're drunk tbh.
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drunk posts are generally better. They probably won't help you win, but it will be significantly more awesome.
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Re: The Siege of Reichingrad (Round 1)
I really don't remember what I sent in for orders now. Here's to hoping they were good.