It was GR 2013, and King (actually emperor) Awesome had called the kings of several provinces to his room to discuss the future of several wars. the meeting room
In this room was, from left to right THE GLADIATOR, king of planet DETH and the surrounding planets, Sir Delp, king of several Galaxies, Captain Boss, King of planet Orgy, "where the bed is never cold" and Sir Red, King of all planets outside of the Awesome Empire's galaxy cluster. King Awesome is The head in a jar surrounded by his two bodyguards, one of them a revived DSM.
KING AWESOME: I have called you all here to discuss galactic affairs. Currently, we are at war with the immortals and several anti immortals, along with the PWNYs and we are neutral with the third alliance. What are our plans?
Sir Delp: We must rescue some of the anti immortals, and then kill them later.
Captain Boss: We should clone more Bisexual woman, as to make threeways 10x more likely.
THE GLADIATOR: Let's just kill everyone.
KING AWESOME: the only good idea is Sir Delps! We must Crush the Brittanians first, it's the only way.
As if on queue, three high ranking Brittanians entered the room. (From left to right, Sir Ronald Burgundy, General Asshatt, and a soldier)
General Asshatt: Hello Chumps! I'm breaking into your highly fortified bunker to let you know that we are going to kill you all before you kill us.
Sir Ronald Burgundy: And steal planet Orgy!
Captain Boss: YOU BASTARD!
The revived DSM pulled out his chainsaw arm and got ready to fire on the general, but King Awesome told him to hold fire.
King Awesome: Lets settle this like men, in a one-on-one brawl to the death.
General Asshatt: Very well, see you soon, head in a jar!
TO BE CONTINUED!