In the Cold North - Forum RPG

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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby mgb519 » Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:51 pm

Adarim
I go first. Someone has to.
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Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.


That's what Hitler said,
in 1938.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby IVhorseman » Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:08 pm

If you didn't volunteer I would have.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:39 am

Adarim climbs first down the rope. After a long climb, he reaches the bottom, where he feels a rough stone floor. Only a few feet of rope are lying here, so the shaft must be 40-50 feet deep. It is pitch black. You are likely to not notice any gruesome monsters down here.
Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
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Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby mgb519 » Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:16 am

Adarim
Light torch now.
Tzan wrote:
Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.


That's what Hitler said,
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Tue Jul 09, 2013 6:57 am

You see that the shaft just ends with a circular stone floor. But there is a crack in the northern wall, large enough for a person to squeeze through.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby IVhorseman » Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:29 pm

So who's going in? I'll do it unless my armor and gear makes me too fat. I'll ditch the shield in favor of the torch in one hand and the sunlight blade in the other.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Silverdream » Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:55 pm

I'll go in. Someone give me a good short blade.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Sun Jul 14, 2013 1:29 pm

Gerald and Saucix climb down the rope and make their way through the crack. Gerald's armor is scratched; fortunately he doesn't get stuck. The crack quickly widens and leads to what looks like a large natural cavern, which continues further away in the darkness beyond the reach of Gerald's torch.

Suddenly a clattering sound echoes through the cave. Gerald and Saucix look around for its source, and see this crawling across the cavern floor.

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It is about two inches long.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby IVhorseman » Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:42 pm

"Let me guess: you want me to spare this one, too."
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby mgb519 » Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:48 pm

Adarim
"Oh, piss off. I'm not a pacifist. You just take it to extremes."
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby IVhorseman » Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:05 pm

Aimed at Saucix, not you. You're not even in the crack!
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Silverdream » Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:25 pm

I pick up a nearby pebble or stone and throw it at that horrific monster.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:34 am

The stone comes down on the tiny monstrosity, crushing its carapace and splattering its squishy innards.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:39 pm

Two options face you. Get everyone down here and push further into this cave, to see sights that no adventurer has seen before. Or retreat like the wise and the cowardeous would. Or take a third option and split the party.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Quantumsurfer » Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:01 pm

Well, there's another place to go. But since we're here, we may as well explore. I think we should return to town first and stock up on underground type supplies first, though.
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