The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!

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The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!

Postby Sir Sporktimus » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:29 pm

The two great galaxy-spanning empires of Colors And Guns And Stars and the Assembly of Genre-defying Heroes (known as CAGAS and AGH) have been more concerned with finding Maniac Crystals, the raw form of Maniac Beer, than they have with monitoring enemy movements. Which means that when two forces are sent to fetch a newly-unearthed crystal, neither of them knows the other is coming. What happens when you sic a giant heavily weaponized spaceship against a grim band of soldiers led by an egotistical battlefield legend? You can see the results for yourself! http://theplasticpiecesperilous.wordpress.com/2013/07/08/the-cannonball-does-not-bounce-off-the-glass/
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Re: The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!

Postby Bluefog » Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:26 am

Very entertaining. Good job.
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Re: The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!

Postby Kalvinator » Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:31 am

Oh yeah, forgot to come back and comment on this. Very good, I enjoyed reading it very much.
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Re: The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!

Postby mgb519 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:55 pm

These are some of the finest edits I've ever seen.
Tzan wrote:
Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.


That's what Hitler said,
in 1938.
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Re: The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!

Postby Sir Sporktimus » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:59 am

mgb519 wrote:These are some of the finest edits I've ever seen.


Thanks, man! Honestly adding in the effects is my favorite part of the process. (Short of playing the game itself, of course.) :)
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Re: The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!

Postby mgb519 » Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:24 pm

I was like you once. Then eventually it grew tiresome.
Tzan wrote:
Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.


That's what Hitler said,
in 1938.
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Re: The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!

Postby Quantumsurfer » Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:37 pm

Now, that wouldn't have anything to do with doing hundreds of them and being pushed to do them faster by ungrateful forum members, would it?
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Re: The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!

Postby mgb519 » Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:41 pm

No! Never! What ever gave you that idea?
Tzan wrote:
Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.


That's what Hitler said,
in 1938.
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Re: The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!

Postby Sir Sporktimus » Sat Jul 13, 2013 6:29 am

mgb519 wrote:No! Never! What ever gave you that idea?


0.0 My fate is already determined, isn't it?
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Re: The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!

Postby mgb519 » Sat Jul 13, 2013 9:04 am

No comment. Don't give up yet, though!
...you will soon enough, anyway.
Tzan wrote:
Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.


That's what Hitler said,
in 1938.
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Re: The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!

Postby IVhorseman » Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:47 pm

Check MGB's rank title for reference, you may have hope yet!
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Re: The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!

Postby mgb519 » Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:33 pm

He's right. Try though they might, the brikwars community's efforts to bolster my motivation were not enough. But I certainly appreciate the great lengths you went to encourage me.
Tzan wrote:
Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.


That's what Hitler said,
in 1938.
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Re: The Cannonball Does Not 'Bounce Off' The Glass!

Postby Pwnerade » Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:00 pm

Well that was win.
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