You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 1

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You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 1

Postby Scratch » Sat Jul 13, 2013 4:03 pm

Let's get this show on the road!

Sir Oscar: mgb519

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Sir Oscar gets tired of 'loafing' around and goes to put on armor.

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Sir Oscar: "Hey brother, I am taking your sword, hope you don't mind!"

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Sir Stephan: "You are an ass!"

Baron Ivan: Kalvinator

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The Baron puts on his helm and grabs his axe, then prepares to repel the boarders.

Dragonslayer Ornstein: IVhorsemen

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Sir Ornstein equips his armor and saves his feat for response.

Lord Von Bragallot: Bragallot

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Amadeus Von Bragallot: "May I borrow your gun?"

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BANG, no damage.

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Amadeus: "Thank you kindly."

The Beast of Wrath and her Crew: lawmaster

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Two Pistol Pete prepares reaction fire whilst the swabbys climb the boarding lines.

Sir Stephan: Silverdream

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Sir Stephan realizes quickest way to the other boat is by leaping onto the boarding lines.

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He almost splooshes down into the water, but catches himself, hanging precariously from the line.
Sir Stephan: "Holy crap!"

The Red Miles and her Crew: Zupponn

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The Iron Captain: "Fire all cannons!"

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One shot takes out a window but doesn't do much else.

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Two more hit the railing, detaching one boarding line and separating the railing from the boat. It also knocks the Baron back and throws his shield into the water.

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The last one, however, is blocked by the Young Stephan, who heroically takes it through the gut while critfailing both dice of armor.

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His fluffy collar floats up and mingles with the spreading pool of blood as he sinks.

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The Iron Captain: "If we want to keep this boat afloat, it might be a good idea not to break it anymore, anyway, BOARDERS!"

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The spearmen leap overboard and grab the boarding lines.

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One stabs a swabby to death while both hang off the rope.

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Ornstein fumbles his reaction feat and gets stuck in the broken railing.

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Two Pistol Pete shoots two spearmen and kills both.

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The Iron Captain: "You see these skeletons?"

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The Iron Captain: "Well they are alive, so BE AFRAID!"

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Amadeus is not impressed.

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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 1

Postby Zupponn » Sat Jul 13, 2013 4:35 pm

Turn 1 and I've already killed Silva. This is the best start to a battle ever.
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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 1

Postby Kalvinator » Sat Jul 13, 2013 7:12 pm

Very action filled first turn, nice.
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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 1

Postby Silverdream » Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:15 pm

Zupponn wrote:Turn 1 and I've already killed Silva. This is the best start to a battle ever.


Well, GG Zupponn. I know when I'm beaten by a superior troll. I tip my fedora in your direction.
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