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Eye of God Turn 0/Sign-ups (aka NY)

Postby Colette » Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:40 pm

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The three Neu-AN forces advanced towards their goal, engines burning in the cold space over New York. The fleets were hastily assembled from the main group, only a small detachment permitted for this assignment so the rest could focus on engaging the main Third Alliance fleet and orbital batteries. Both had been slowly worn down over the course of the past few days and although victory had seemed assured for the Neu-AN with the Praetorian’s massive firepower and the arrival of the USA carrier group, the Third Alliance had one more ace up their sleeve. Their pleas to Brikthulhu had not fallen on deaf ears and now threatened all of their plans. Their mission would decide the fate of the entire Second Battle of New York.

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Admiral Kendrick (Praetoria): Are you sure of the size of this fleet? The enemy we are going against seems to be very powerful. I attempted to obtain an Exodus Siege Dreadnought for our efforts, but the Fleet Admiral told me that all and the Inexorable were dedicated to suppressing fire from the orbital defense systems. If this mission was so important, why don’t any of our bosses treat it so?

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Admiral Kerr (Scythia): Appropriate force. Best we not waste too many ships and resources fighting against this new threat, and lose the main battle against the TA. We will stop this new menace before it starts.

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Suddenly the monster came into view, along with a massive hole it had ripped in the brikverse, pink-sparkle radiation spilling over into the brikverse’s dimension. Its massive eye stared at the fleet, and despite its lack of eyelids managed to pull off a glare.

Foolish minifig children of Lilith.
You have finally brought your inconsequential fleets to contest me,
To halt that which may never be halted.
Neither my father Adam nor my master Brikthulhu shall be displeased
At the destruction that shall be wrought upon your exiguous civilizations.
Your legacy shall live as corpses and wreckage.


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And with that the abomination willed several sizable monsters into being, ripping them from their home dimension through sheer force of AT-field.

Every turn I shall summon more among Brikthulhu’s lesser servants
And even their attacks shall rent and sunder your pitiful vessels.
When I am finished with you, my forces shall gain quantity
And destroy every metal hulk that orbits this base planet.


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Admiral Walsh (USA): Wal, thass a sho'nuff trimenjus c-strin' yo' got thar, almost as long as mah dick! Fry mah hide!

Admiral Karr: Shut up Walsh. Anyway, our goal is to destroy that portal. In order to do that, we will need to kill that giant eyeball thing in front of us...somehow. After that we will mop up all the little bastards that crawled out. Is that clear?

FACTIONS

Praetorians: dilanski
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Objectives: Destroy the portal

Scythians: Shadowscythe
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Objectives: Destroy the portal

USA: R4m3n
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Objectives: Destroy the portal

Awesome Empire/Commies: samuelzz10
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Objectives: Obtain highest kills

Zupponn Mining Co: (Zupponn has preference)
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Objectives: Unknown

Brikthulhu’s Minions: Scratch
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Objectives: Eliminate the Neu-AN
Notes: 2d10 monsters of various sizes spawn every turn from the portal.

Sahaquiel: NPC (although someone can have him if they really want it)
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Objectives: Destroy the Lilim

Secret Faction A: TheBlackdog

Secret Faction B: Falk

Secret Faction C: Kalvinator

Secret Faction D: lawmaster



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When sending orders (not yet), courtesy-copy silva as a recipient as well.
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Re: Eye of God Turn 0/Sign-ups (aka NY)

Postby samuelzz10 » Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:13 pm

I will take my own faction.
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Re: Eye of God Turn 0/Sign-ups (aka NY)

Postby R4m3N » Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:07 pm

Really cool scenario Colette, I would like to take the USA faction, or one of the secret factions. :P

P.S: I hope I can participate ^^
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Re: Eye of God Turn 0/Sign-ups (aka NY)

Postby Kalvinator » Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:04 am

Secret Faction C if I can.
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Re: Eye of God Turn 0/Sign-ups (aka NY)

Postby The Shadowscythe » Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:45 am

Whelp, I guess it is time to fuck up some shit lads.

(Also I love that admiral design for the fig - YOINK!)
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Re: Eye of God Turn 0/Sign-ups (aka NY)

Postby Theblackdog » Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:21 am

Secret Faction A please.
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Re: Eye of God Turn 0/Sign-ups (aka NY)

Postby Falk » Wed Jul 17, 2013 7:21 am

Secret faction C, please.
BrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."

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Re: Eye of God Turn 0/Sign-ups (aka NY)

Postby Colette » Wed Jul 17, 2013 7:40 am

Falk wrote:Secret faction C, please.

Kalvinator already signed up for C, so I bumped you to B if that is all right.
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Re: Eye of God Turn 0/Sign-ups (aka NY)

Postby lawmaster » Wed Jul 17, 2013 7:49 am

Sf d please
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Re: Eye of God Turn 0/Sign-ups (aka NY)

Postby dilanski » Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:35 am

I guess I'll take the Praetorians. Capital ship names as always.

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Re: Eye of God Turn 0/Sign-ups (aka NY)

Postby Colette » Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:43 am

ZMC and brikthulhu monsters are still open. If ZMC doesn't sign up in the next few days or so I'll free it up for other people to play.
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Re: Eye of God Turn 0/Sign-ups (aka NY)

Postby samuelzz10 » Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:45 am

I guess I'll name my ships. If you could, color code one or two pieces on each ship so they are identifiable please.
middle: Communist Killing Machine
front: Black Diamond
left: SUPER ULTRA DETH STOMPER KILLING MACHINE OF DEATH 9,000+1 OF DESTRUCTION
right: Love Gun
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Re: Eye of God Turn 0/Sign-ups (aka NY)

Postby Colette » Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:20 pm

Meanwhile...does anyone have any suggestions for statting melee weapons in microspace?
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Re: Eye of God Turn 0/Sign-ups (aka NY)

Postby Zupponn » Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:25 pm

I am here. I will join. I'll PM you Colette when I figure my objective out. :lol:
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Re: Eye of God Turn 0/Sign-ups (aka NY)

Postby Colette » Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:39 pm

Scratch told me in chat that he wanted to play, so I'll sign him up.
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