BEHOLD: THE SWAMP DEVIL TRUCK

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BEHOLD: THE SWAMP DEVIL TRUCK

Postby Swordsalmon » Wed Jul 24, 2013 12:07 am

I'm not frustrated anymore. ^_^

Once, there was a man who owned an awesome pick-up truck. Unfortunately, he drove into a swamp somehow one day, and drowned. However, the Frog Fiend would find him... Now it is... THE SWAMP DEVIL TRUCK!

HOLY SHOOT, LOOK AT THIS INCREDIBLE BEAST
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IT'S ON FIRE AND ON SWAMP! IT HAS A FUCKING FIRE FLAME MUSTACHE MOTHERFUCKERS!
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HOT DAMN LOOK AT ITS SIDE! IT HAS EYES IN BIZARRE PLACES BECAUSE IT'S FROM FUCKING HELL! IT'S CONCEALED BED PROBABLY CARRIED FLAMES AND PLAGUE
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THE BACK IS A GIANT, PISSED-OFFED DEVIL SWAMP FACE HOLY SHIT
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This is Dale the Demon. He's a redneck who died and soul his soul to the Devil so that awful rural reality shows like Swamp People would get on air. Also, to get his life back. HE'S A RACIST REDNECK CONFEDERATE HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKING DEMON WHO'S HERE TO DRIVE INTO YOUR NIGHTMARES
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VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKERS
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AND HE'S NOT ALONE. IN EVENTUAL PROGRESS: DEMON JEEP

Discuss. ^_^
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Re: BEHOLD: THE SWAMP DEVIL TRUCK

Postby noDice! » Wed Jul 24, 2013 12:17 am

No guns? Still pretty sweet, would fit well in Brik-Texas.
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Re: BEHOLD: THE SWAMP DEVIL TRUCK

Postby Zupponn » Wed Jul 24, 2013 12:56 am

Something as awesome as this is doesn't need guns. And besides, it obviously has some kind of arcane abilities. Now I want to see it in a forum battle. :D
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Re: BEHOLD: THE SWAMP DEVIL TRUCK

Postby aoffan23 » Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:20 am

IT'S ON FIRE AND ON SWAMP!


That's the best thing I've read on here in a long time.
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Re: BEHOLD: THE SWAMP DEVIL TRUCK

Postby Silverdream » Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:47 am

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Re: BEHOLD: THE SWAMP DEVIL TRUCK

Postby Kalvinator » Wed Jul 24, 2013 3:28 am

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So Fucking Beautiful.....
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Re: BEHOLD: THE SWAMP DEVIL TRUCK

Postby Alex » Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:00 pm

aoffan23 wrote:
IT'S ON FIRE AND ON SWAMP!


That's the best thing I've read on here in a long time.

This.
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Re: BEHOLD: THE SWAMP DEVIL TRUCK

Postby Swordsalmon » Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:04 am

noDice! wrote:No guns? Still pretty sweet, would fit well in Brik-Texas.


I was trying to rig some crossbows on it, but couldn't figure out a way for it without looking completely ridiculous. It's weapons are SHEER INSANITY AND HATRED
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Re: BEHOLD: THE SWAMP DEVIL TRUCK

Postby noDice! » Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:11 pm

Swordsalmon wrote:
noDice! wrote:No guns? Still pretty sweet, would fit well in Brik-Texas.


I was trying to rig some crossbows on it, but couldn't figure out a way for it without looking completely ridiculous. It's weapons are SHEER INSANITY AND HATRED


:guinness: Probably wouldn't be fun to get run over by it either, might send one st8 to the abyss. :twisted:
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Re: BEHOLD: THE SWAMP DEVIL TRUCK

Postby Pwnerade » Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:38 pm

Best unarmed vehicle ever!
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Re: BEHOLD: THE SWAMP DEVIL TRUCK

Postby Kastrenzo » Tue Jul 30, 2013 10:41 pm

those fucking Eyeballs...

I haven't seen one of those in years.
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