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The Goon Squad is Coming to Town, Beep Beep

Postby Captain Rook » Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:42 pm

The Goon Squad is the officially given name by galactic law enforcement, embraced though not officially recognized by the group themselves. They are intergalactic space assholes, spaceholes if you will. They travel across the galaxy, stealing things they find sweet and giving them a bitching paint job. The majority of their conflicts result from either a poorly planned theft or drunken dickery.

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Mad Jack, ultimate financier of the Goon Squad. He hates fish for no real reason, especially dolphins. He enters combat with his spitefully designed fish rocket launcher and claymore.

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Signore Skull, de facto leader and founder of the squad. Acrobatic and undead he never loses his head, at least, not for long.

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Sheriff Shell, former law enforcement on a wasteland back-water planet. A dirty drunk, he fell in with the squad out of a desire for jujubees and loose women.

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The Mechanique, the fixer of the group. Not really a mechanic but he fixes things, usually buy hitting them a lot.

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Radimus. Scout leader of the squad. He's radical.

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Judge Blood, moral and part tactical guide of the bunch.

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Sniper Joe

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The Brothers Bug, segway riding mechanics with a specialty in combat repairs.

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Assorted Goons. The lineup changes frequently due to the high probability of combat death and being accidentally ejected into space.

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The Orange Creamsicle, pride of the Goon Squad. Initially a stolen prototype robot they damaged the core of the unit during the theft. Turning it over to The Brothers Bug they fixed it up real nice with a bitchin' paint job. A relatively under-armed mech, it is equipped with a single cannon launder on the left arm.

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Optional power supply for long distance/heavy combat situation

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Car mode for picking up fine hussies

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PLATOOOOOOOOON


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Push-Pop unit. Designed for the squad based off Creamsicle.

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Boom-Bot, because what party is complete without kickin' tunes?

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Battle Cruiser

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Mobile batch drones

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El Insecto. Full attempt at copying the design of the Creamsicle without fully understanding the machine.

I know the army is a little small, but it's balanced for the friends I've been playing with. Hopefully I can expand it
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Re: The Goon Squad is Coming to Town, Beep Beep

Postby Silverdream » Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:55 am

Wow, those vehicles are awesome. Everything else is kick ass too.
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Re: The Goon Squad is Coming to Town, Beep Beep

Postby Bragallot » Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:01 am

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Re: The Goon Squad is Coming to Town, Beep Beep

Postby motorhead fan » Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:21 am

i especially like the batch drone thing
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Re: The Goon Squad is Coming to Town, Beep Beep

Postby Insert_blank » Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:34 am

Beautiful + Bowie.
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Re: The Goon Squad is Coming to Town, Beep Beep

Postby Warhead » Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:24 pm

Do I detect a Warhead spplinter (word filter gahh!)? Great work, love the segways and the look of all the troops.
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Re: The Goon Squad is Coming to Town, Beep Beep

Postby Ben-Jammin » Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:38 pm

These guys look pretty lethal!

Though judging by the color scheme, you should totally add a junkbot to your force:

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Re: The Goon Squad is Coming to Town, Beep Beep

Postby lorbaat » Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:50 am

Well this is just about my favorite thing ever. Nice stuff.
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Re: The Goon Squad is Coming to Town, Beep Beep

Postby Zupponn » Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:05 pm

Best first armory thread ever.
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Re: The Goon Squad is Coming to Town, Beep Beep

Postby Swordsalmon » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:44 pm

Everything about this is wonderful.
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Re: The Goon Squad is Coming to Town, Beep Beep

Postby Captain Rook » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:32 am

New addition to the Goon Squad armory. The Go-Mobile. Obviously stolen, obviously bastardized.
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A modified vehicle designed to break land speed records. On speed. It goes so fast it has 8 speedometers so the driver can always know just how balls to the wall the ride is.
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Also it has a gun that shoots pure speed. The whole car is made of go-fast.
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This was actually made out of mostly pick-a-brick pieces and a few pieces I was looking for ways to use.

Why did I buy so many speedometers jesus christ.

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Re: The Goon Squad is Coming to Town, Beep Beep

Postby Warhead » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:58 am

I invented Maniac beer so yeah, until you die. :D
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Re: The Goon Squad is Coming to Town, Beep Beep

Postby Grey Pennies » Thu Sep 12, 2013 4:41 pm

Woah. I wish my stuff looked that kick-ass...

Although, come to think of it, I say that to myself about quite a few armory posts I've read... Perhaps I need to raise my standards. Maybe not. If/when I get my first armory post up I'll undoubtedly find out.
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Re: The Goon Squad is Coming to Town, Beep Beep

Postby Insert_blank » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:11 pm

Troll or super insulting without meaning it person? :mystery:
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Re: The Goon Squad is Coming to Town, Beep Beep

Postby Captain Rook » Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:57 pm

Lower your standards as much as possible and then everything will work out okay. If when you rev the engine you hear a faint "kill me" from inside you did good.
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