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Tower Of Oats

Postby Grey Pennies » Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:04 am

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It is a (relatively) sunny day today at the Green Plateu, where stands the great Tower Of Oats; the primary sentinel tower of the Kingdom Of Studda. Gaurded by the Heroik Ork, M'Klubber, and his most loyal (if not most competent) knights, they are ready to repel any foe.

Wether they succeed remains to be seen.

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A closer, but still blurry view.

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Meanwhile, the Star Crusaders, in their quest to bring the galaxy into a new teknoligical era, decide that the Tower Of Oats must go. They send the Heroik Spaceman Spiff (The middle one) with an Atomik Bomb.

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Two groups of curious Pwnies arrive from the north and south, led by General Spar-Kull (The purple one in the top picture.)

Turn order was decided unanimously without rolling; The Tower Defenders go first, followed by the Crusaders, and finishing with the Pwnies.

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M'Klubber and a lackey drop everything to load a catapult, as a third (not pictured) fires it...

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At the northern group of Pwnies, killing two while a third one shakes her head at their inability to dodge.

Meanwhile, the Crusaders push their payload 5 inches closer to the tower. Mysteriously there is no picture of this.

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An Atlas Pwny runs between the Payload and two Horsemen, (perhaps foolishly) taunting the riders with her tail...

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...while the southern group advances just enough to observe the results.

That's all for the moment, folks! I've got tons more coming later.
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Re: Tower Of Oats

Postby Grey Pennies » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:26 am

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M'Klubber and company launch another boulder at the Pwnies, killing two more and burying a third.

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Meanwhile, a certain Atlas Pwny regrets taunting a jouster.

"Dumbass," Spar-Kull mutters as she observes her northern units drop like flies. She succeeds on a Heroik Deed...

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...and makes her Pink Atlas Pwny into triplicates...

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...who immediately assist the Star Crusaders in pushing the bomb. Finally, we get a good picture of the payload. (It has moved a total of 8 inches this turn, BTW.)

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The Jousting Knight seems to have fallen off his horse somehow...

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General Spar-Kull, in a random act of treason, runs up behind Spaceman Spiff, attempting to use a teleport spell to drop him from the sky...

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...But Spiff catches her off gaurd, and gives her a solid kick from his powered armor, sending her into the air instead.

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As she falls to her death, Spar-Kull has a much better view of the battle than we do. Sigh.

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She finally lands conveniently in the bed of the space tank, quite dead.

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The Triplicates attack the catapult, doing just enough damage to render it useless without making a satisfying pile of rubble. (I forgot that Atlas Pwnies have two attack dice, so they effectively only did half the normal damage.) A nearby swordsman laughs at their lack of destructiveness.

More to come later! Feel free to comment?
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Re: Tower Of Oats

Postby Zupponn » Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:33 pm

Grey Pennies wrote:Feel free to comment?

Ok.
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Re: Tower Of Oats

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Tue Sep 24, 2013 3:17 pm

Grey Pennies wrote: Feel free to comment

Don't tell me what to do
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Re: Tower Of Oats

Postby Silverdream » Tue Sep 24, 2013 3:17 pm

Zupponn wrote:
Grey Pennies wrote:Feel free to comment?

Ok.


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Re: Tower Of Oats

Postby Grey Pennies » Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:53 pm

So much for feedback.

Seeing the catapult destroyed, M'Klubber and his buddy rush to pick up their weapons. M'Klubber attempts to smack a flying brik towards an Air Pwny, but misses and hits his teammate instead.

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You can't tell, but this Pwny is flying. I really need some decent wire...

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An Atlas Pwny runs up and kills a Space Girl.

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An alien shoots down a Pwny.

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And the Payload is now nearly inside the tower!

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M'Klubber finally gets the idea to try and push back. Why didn't anyone think of this sooner?

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Meanwhile, the remaining Pwnies attempt to avenge their Hero...

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...and are all kinds of successful, tearing up the front end of the space tank in the process, though it remains functional.So much for feedback. Anyways...
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Re: Tower Of Oats

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:02 pm

you put so much for feedback twice lel fucking scrub
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Re: Tower Of Oats

Postby Zupponn » Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:45 am

:protip: Asking for feedback doesn't get you anywhere.
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Re: Tower Of Oats

Postby Grey Pennies » Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:41 pm

Okay. The past few days have been kind of hectic; I've been run from one thing to the next non-stop. And I think while I wasn't paying attention someone tampered with my phone...

...because all of my other pictures are gone. :(

Whether that's a good or bad thing is a matter of opinion.
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Re: Tower Of Oats

Postby Zupponn » Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:51 pm

Grey Pennies wrote:...because all of my other pictures are gone. :(

Whether that's a good or bad thing is a matter of opinion.

I think it's a bad thing. I was rather enjoying this battle.
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Re: Tower Of Oats

Postby Grey Pennies » Fri Sep 27, 2013 7:39 pm

Zupponn wrote:
Grey Pennies wrote:...because all of my other pictures are gone. :(

Whether that's a good or bad thing is a matter of opinion.

I think it's a bad thing. I was rather enjoying this battle.


Aha! Feedback! :haha:

Sadly, I still have no photos. Still though, there's more battles to come! I'll try and do better about keeping back-ups.
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Re: Tower Of Oats

Postby motorhead fan » Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:01 am

i like this battle lots it captures the mayhem of a true brikwar.

unlike mine in which my main army come with a stromload of bullets and kills all living creaturs on the warzone
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Re: Tower Of Oats

Postby lordintype » Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:18 pm

motorhead fan wrote:i like this battle lots it captures the mayhem of a true brikwar.

unlike mine in which my main army come with a stromload of bullets and kills all living creaturs on the warzone

Your battles sound rather like mine. :)
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