TURN 5!Bavarians (lawmaster)
What is that wheelbarrow thinking? wonders the Bavarians. They proceed to find out by engaging it in a rousing game of charades.
Bavarian Grunt: "Pretend I'm the mech..."
Wheelbarrow is very good at pretending.Brittanians (Alex)
The Brittanians move towards the base of the ramp. They set up response fire in case anyone attacks them. The Professor General reaches for his whiskey, but realizes he forgot it back home.Scribonius the Seer (Scribonius)
Scribonius gets up and feels a little woozy from that collision. He starts mumbling a spell...
...and his backpack starts on fire! I don't think that was supposed to happen.
The skeleton attacks the Manly Man, but his sword arm falls off while the knife does nothing.Jeremiah (Silverdream)
Jeremiah moves along the top of the wall and pops a Brag Squaddie.
Jeremiah: "Taste thy doom, proletariat scum."Rade (mgb519)
Rade's arm is getting tired and he drops the turret he was holding.
He then moves up and takes down the remaining Brag Squad Heavy.Duke Crystoph (Scratch)
Crystoph moves up and smacks the overturned table with his hammer, sending it flying.
It collides with and takes out a good section of the wall.
He then roasts a pair of Brag Squaddies.Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)
The ZMC hardsuit takes out a Scythian grunt.
We also have some GTC
action as the ZMC Berserker's attack is parried by Scrabbles.
Zupponn pauses for a second and focuses his senses.
Scratch one Avalonian spy.Manly Men (Falk)
Both the last Manly Man and the elf attack the skeleton and fail to do damage.alphafalcon's Son (alphafalcon541)
alphafalcon's son climbs up to the top of the ramp.Assyrians (Natalya)
Lady Kadia, frustrated with her failures, blows the abomination's head off.
She then starts calling forth mystical energies...
...and summons a Polar Bear!
Kadia: "He's so cute!"
These four Assyrians move toward the Bavarians and two open fire. They both miss.
The Heavy Bolter troopers move in that direction too while the unarmed Assyrian rearms himself.
The Dreadnut keeps hobbling forward.Scythians (The Shadowscythe)
Scrabbles' counterattack cuts the berserker's head clean off. He's 3/3 in the decapitation department so far.
The remaining grunts focus fire on Zupponn, to no effect.
Not Shown - The Medibot fails at healing again.Mechanix (stubby)
The hang glider keeps moving.
Suddenly, it dives downward.
And disappears under the water.
stubby: "You bastards! Stop shooting at my equipment! Just wait until you need a toilet unclogged, you'll wish you didn't piss off the janitor!"
Wheelbarrow spots something shiny...
It's Das Blau's head. It sure looks rather tasty...
OMNOMNOM!! Why, these bodies here looks really good too...
It then starts to spin a cocoon!?!
I didn't know wheelbarrows did that.
This mechanik goes and grabs a gunpowder barrel.
Two others build a makeshift wall while the other one takes the chest mech and moves towards the nearby box.Khaar (Kalvinator)
Khaar: "Okay stubby! I'll get you some stuff, just get this hologram out of my way so that I can see!"
The hologram vanishes and Khaar is free to drive where he wishes.Avalonians (BrickSyd)
Two Avalonian soldiers scare the reindeer, which starts running.
A grunt moves up and takes out the last Manly Man.
Another one moves up and redeadens the skeleton.
The Pyramid artillery moves and fires...
...and an Assyrian goes down. The other manages to bail in time.
As the one Avalonian Heavy's minigun falls apart, the other's hand cannon fires at the elf.
He does not survive.Faction Eliminated: Manly Men
The last Avalonian Grunt takes a potshot at alphafalcon's son.
He suffers terrible terrible damage that cuts him in two.Von Brag and the Brag Squad (NPC)
The one chub fires at Jeremiah, but misses.
The other one takes a well-aimed shot at the Bavarian mech's pilot, scoring a kill.
The Master: "Well, at least they know how to fight."
Von Brag: "Indeed."Overviews:
Assyrians: 5 (1 Friendly Fire), Flowers
Avalonians: 6, ZMC Gun Bot
ZMC: 18, Rolling Bomb
Manly Men: 4, Frog - Eliminated
Heroes: 12SEND IN ORDERS FOR TURN 6!