Re: Freshmen and Juniors, together

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Re: Freshmen and Juniors, together

Postby Battlegrinder » Tue Nov 19, 2013 4:02 pm

Natalya wrote:This would be funnier if we had more early-20-somethings on the board.


And that's my cue (provided 20 year olds qualify as "early-20-somethings").

When I was a Junior, I hated most the freshman class, just due to the general maturity difference. However, I got along well with the odd handful of freshman who weren't idiots (all five of them). So I don't see any real reason why it couldn't work.....though I've seen enough high school and college relationships disintegrate to know that there's a good chance anything you try won't work out.
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Re: Freshmen and Juniors, together

Postby halo 3000 » Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:52 pm

Here's the deal brother, the way it usually works is a girls gonna go out with an older guy. That's just how it is 90% of the time. The average marriage consists of a guy around 2-3 years older than the girl.

I remember when I was a sophomore I had a big crush on this girl who was a junior. It just didn't happen. Later that year I dated another junior girl, but that's beside the point. I'm not trying to dash your hopes or anything, but it usually don't work like that.

Best of luck to you though.
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Re: Freshmen and Juniors, together

Postby Zupponn » Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:24 pm

Natalya wrote:This would be funnier if we had more early-20-somethings on the board.

For comparison, I was 20 when I joined this site.

Probably.

I was 21 when I joined this site.
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Re: Freshmen and Juniors, together

Postby IVhorseman » Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:46 pm

Battlegrinder wrote:And that's my cue (provided 20 year olds qualify as "early-20-somethings").


Moar like 20-nothing hurr hurr hurr


halo 3000 wrote:Here's the deal brother, the way it usually works is a girls gonna go out with an older guy. That's just how it is 90% of the time. The average marriage consists of a guy around 2-3 years older than the girl.


holy christ are you skipping some steps there. he's not trying to get married, he just wants to put a thing in a thing.
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Re: Freshmen and Juniors, together

Postby Colette » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:40 pm

IVhorseman wrote:holy christ are you skipping some steps there. he's not trying to get married, he just wants to put a thing in a thing.

Holy christ are you skipping some steps there. You only put the thing in a thing once you get married.
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Re: Freshmen and Juniors, together

Postby halo 3000 » Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:13 am

holy christ are you skipping some steps there. he's not trying to get married, he just wants to put a thing in a thing.


I understand. I was using that as an example.
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Re: Freshmen and Juniors, together

Postby stubby » Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:16 am

Colette wrote:Holy christ are you skipping some steps there. You only put the thing in a thing once you get married.

Lol

The more I think about this the funnier it gets, because there's better-than-even chances you actually believe this
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Re: Freshmen and Juniors, together

Postby Zupponn » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:32 pm

Tap dat ass.
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Re: Freshmen and Juniors, together

Postby dilanski » Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:31 pm

Colette wrote:Holy christ are you skipping some steps there. You only put the thing in a thing once you get married.


Yeah, that's when you're both supposed to do it. you put your finger in a ring, and they do the same. Kind of obvious when you think about it.
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Re: Freshmen and Juniors, together

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:47 pm

stubby wrote:
Colette wrote:Holy christ are you skipping some steps there. You only put the thing in a thing once you get married.

Lol

The more I think about this the funnier it gets, because there's better-than-even chances you actually believe this

does colette get any pussy?

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Re: Freshmen and Juniors, together

Postby Natalya » Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:41 pm

stubby wrote:
Colette wrote:Holy christ are you skipping some steps there. You only put the thing in a thing once you get married.

Lol

The more I think about this the funnier it gets, because there's better-than-even chances you actually believe this

I'd say closer to a 90% chance he believes it.
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Re: Freshmen and Juniors, together

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:21 pm

halo 3000 wrote:
holy christ are you skipping some steps there. he's not trying to get married, he just wants to put a thing in a thing.

I understand. I was using that as an example.

So you're going out of your way trying to be cool? trying to impress the junior you have a crush on?
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Re: Freshmen and Juniors, together

Postby Battlegrinder » Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:25 pm

Here's a tip: don't ever do something just because it's what the cool kids are doing. Nothing good can come from mindlessly following the crowd. More to the point, upperclassmen (or is upperclasspeople now?) tend to loathe having to deal with the stupid crap freshman cook up, so the best way to avoid alienating your crush/friend/future stalking victim is to avoid acting just like every other idiot freshman. Your goal should be to stand out from the crowd, not become part of it (especial since that crowd likely drives your crush nuts).
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Re: Freshmen and Juniors, together

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Thu Nov 21, 2013 7:53 pm

Or you could be like me and just be tall and upperclassman will automatically talk to you because they thought you weren't a freshmen
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Re: Freshmen and Juniors, together

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