Experimental Error: A Chat BrikwaRPG

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Derek

Derek attempts to reorganize the fallen chemical vials, taking special note of the blue one.

Test Subject 985011
985011 asks "So, are we done here?" and stands still, awaiting further orders.

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Erik

Erik grabs the HCl vial and positions himself into throwing stance.

"Infect THIS!" he shouts as hurls the vial at Dr. Zhao.


The concentrated acid to the face is too much for Dr. Zhao, as blood spurting from various chemical burns mixes with the dyed-green solution. He attempts to mutter some last words, but dies before he could even begin.

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Mysterious Principal Investigator

"That soldier is guilty of high treason! He murdered a scientist! Guards, execute him!"


Two guards rush out of the testing center. Astoundingly, one critically fails in hitting Erik and trips, dropping his weapon, while the other hits but crit-fails damage.

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Derek

Derek tries to hit one of the guards, but fails to penetrate his armor.

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Test Subject 985011

"Have a nice trip, asshole!" the test subject announces as he charges towards the fallen guard.


*ker-splat*
985011 now has access to the guard's rifle.

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Erik
Due to his awesome acid-in-the-face stunt last turn, Erik received a skill point, which he used for armor.


"Derek, you're getting on here" Erik says as he shoves the former onto the hover stretcher.


"CHARGE!" the duo yell in unison as Erik shoves the stretcher towards the other guard.


The guard explodes in a shower of blood and guts.

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Mysterious Principal Investigator

The mysterious PI finally reveals herself as Dr. Cecile.

Dr. Cecile: "All remaining guards! Prioritize the termination of Erik Ericson!"


In a stroke of incredibly bad luck, neither guard is able to kill Erik due to bad skill and damage rolls.

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Derek

Derek throws the blue vial at the guards.


The vial shatters and makes a small puddle, turning out to be a harmless aqueous solution of copper sulfate (causing blindness, deflected by the visors, and long-term liver disease).

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Test Subject 985011


The test subject ditches his shield in favor of the fallen trooper's rifle.


He then has just enough move to jam a spear in the door's way.

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Erik

Erik pushes off Derek from the hover-stretcher, riding it like a surfboard.


He plows through the remaining guards easily, knocking them unconscious.


Finally, he steps off into the ajar door of the testing center.

Erik: "Guess whose Ph.D. and years of research is finally going to become useless?"
Dr. Cecile: "You can't kill me! I'm a scientist of the rank of Principal Investigator, the prescribed punishment for the assassination of one is unimaginable."
Erik: "I'd like to see them stop me."


Dr. Cecile falls dead to the floor, thus making the test-subject/guard revolt successful.


The team cracks open Dr. Cecile's briefcase, finding a laptop filled with classified research as well as a dose of Trattorian Miracle Cure.

Test Subject 985011: "So what are we going to do now with our freedom?"

Erik: "You know, the life of a Space Pirate, or a mercenary, sounds pretty good to me..."

GUARD/TEST-SUBJECT REVOLT SUCCESSFUL

[Kommander Ken]

This was fun. I'm sad I had to hop off near the end though.