You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 7

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You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 7

Post by Scratch » Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:05 pm

Two Months to the day after the last turn, the Miles is back!

Stephan the Hollow: Silverdream
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The Undead second son grabs the floating sword and gives it his signature wind-up.

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It hits right in the eye socket! -1 to skill until it is removed.

Amadeus Von Brag: Bragallot
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Amadeus attempts to fire his pokey-stick out of his arm cannon.

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He forgets that the gunpowder is really really wet.

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He then dog-paddles around the side of the Miles.

Sir Ornstein Dragonslayer: IVhorsemen
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Sir Ornstein: "May the Great Sun above grant me your Holy Fire to slay this foul beast!"

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Sir Ornstein: "PRAISE"

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Sir Ornstein: "THE"

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Sir Ornstein: "SUN!"
Umbra the Armored: "AAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
-2 HP, 2 remaining.
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Zupponn wrote:
Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
All you have to do is flatten his head.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.
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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 7

Post by Scratch » Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:06 pm

Oscar the Strong: mgb519
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Muscles over-exerted from tearing a mast off a ship and swinging it around like a hammer in Super Smash Bros, Oscar cannot muster up the strength to lift the mast back up again.

Baron Ivan: Kalvinator
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The Baron makes it up to deck, and exchanges greeting with the Captain.

Prisoners: Alex
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This guy fails to throw the discarded spike farther than his shadow.

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The guy loots pants and an axe off of the dead Hollow officer, but then tosses the axe over the side accidently.

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In the third fail of the turn, Lydia re-surfaces on the wrong side of the ship, and is unable to reach the Ork Captain.

The Crew of the Miles: Zupponn
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Hollow: "One last time men, we shall go to davy jone's locker itself to bring back the Iron Captain! Waaaaaaagh!"

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*Sploosh*

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*gurgle*

The Crew of the Miles has left the game!

Captain Sparrork and crew: Apollyon
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Captain Sparrork decides that the "half-naked knight" has killed enough of his deckhands and decides to do something about it!

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He begins an impressive sprint, running from the ship's wheel to the mast-bludgeon, before leaping onto it and doing a balancing act.

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Unfortunately, the blood-slick mast doesn't give much traction, and the Captain slips off and lands face-first in the bowels of the poop-deck swabber.

Umbra the Unyielding: Falk
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Umbra: FUCK

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Umbra: YOU

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Sir Ornstein: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:
Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
All you have to do is flatten his head.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.
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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 7

Post by BrickSyd » Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:21 pm

Awesome special effects and photo editing are awesome 8)
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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 7

Post by Scratch » Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:28 am

Thanks! I'm going to be trying to finish this up over the next week, since I have break, so orders would really be appriciated!
The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:
Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
All you have to do is flatten his head.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.
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Re: You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 7

Post by Zupponn » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:49 pm

Tis not my game. :(
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