Project "Persogoras": DAY 1

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Project "Persogoras": DAY 1

Postby pesgores » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:11 pm

(To celebrate one year online, I present to you...)

SUPERPROJECT CODENAME "PERSOGORAS"

5 factions duel to death in a game containing both diplomacy and warfare. Are you ready for it?

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Reminder:
REBELS - Moronstudios
EMPIRE - OneEye589
PIRATES - Bonn-o-Tron
DROIDS - IVhorseman
POLICEMEN - pesgores (me)

Day 1:

Early in the morning, Luigi, the Rebel diplomat, rushes to the Clone Troopers base (controlled by the Galactic Empire)
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«Heil! I am-a Luigi, the representative of Mr. Han Solo. My boss and I want to discuss-a peace.»
«Alright. We'll allert the Commander. Hold on like Bonn-o-Tron.»
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«So they want peace with us? Well, following our mighty leader's orders, we are to accept most peace treaties. Tell him we want peace too.»
«Yes, sir.»
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«It is-a done, boss!»
«OK.»
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It is almost midday.
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The High Officer discusses with a Droid Commander.
«...and that'll be all. No hostilities for now.»
«OK. Have a nice day, droid.»
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He rushes to the base, hoping he gets there peacefully to report the news to general Grievous.
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«It seems wierd...»
«What does?»
«I mean, now we ceased the quarrels with the droids, and it's...»
«No kidding! We did?»
«Yup. You didn't know?»
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Lunchtime has already passed, and the droids in their base execute strategic maneuvres. This group walks into the trench separating them and the empire.
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This little guy focuses on a Rebel-owned house...
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BAM!!! (sadly, the damage roll was a critical failure...)
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Time to go prone!
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Without a clue of what's going on, the pirates talk and tell eachothers lame jokes.
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The Commander issues the order:
«Open fire! Two droids for each pirate!»
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«What the h-GRYAHRRRG!!!»
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«GROHHRG!»
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«GULP!»
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But the fun isn't over...
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BAM! Backshot!
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«Arr! Ye caponed my mate! Ye deserve to die!»
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He could have sworn that gun was loaded...
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The pirates, a bit confused, start to take positions in the plaza to defend themselves.
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This group of Rebels joins the party.
«Go for that cannon!»
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«Wha?» says the guy with the musket, «Hey, scram!»
Hans, the blue and black guy, throws his javelin to the enemy, but fails.
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DRIVE-BY TIME!
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Headshot in the head.
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Meanwhile, Goldhead, the policeguy, enters the medic car.
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«Hey! You're-»
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THUMP
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«HOLY CRAP!!! WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED???»
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Not far from there, K-3PO and Jacen discuss what to do.
«I'll shoot now, sir.» says the protocol droid.
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KA-WHAM!
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Horrible job: he hit 3 of his own team. Somehow, they ALL survived (Hans, Luke Skywalker and that rebel trooper guy).
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«Arr! What be dis? PWN them all!»
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«Ooo, take that, ye dirty machine!»
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Another droid down.
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«What's with you, man?»
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Jack Thompson "Dead-Eye" bursts Hans' head off with a single well-placed shot.
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«They're too many! Retreat!»
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Remaining pirates rush for the buildings to re-organize.
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The entrance was barred by barrels.
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«What will we do?»
«Wait for our orders, arr.»
«Why can't we take 'em right now?»
«'Cause I say so!»
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Skywalker hides behind a barbecue.
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Everyone regroups as well in the Rebels' group, due to fatigue.
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Back to the police base...
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«What just happened?»
«That's a warning. Give us the control of this house peacefully or we'll prepare our flamethrower!» said the policemen.
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The guard goes back inside, still puzzled.
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The droids' base at the end of the daylight.
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The whole battle field by the end.
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TRIVIA:
-I hate the camera that took the last photos (those with the date).

CASUALTIES TODAY:
REBELS - 1
EMPIRE - 0
PIRATES - 5
DROIDS - 2
POLICEMEN - 0

Active factions:
Rebels
Empire
Pirates
Droids
Policemen


Now awaiting for your orders for DAY 2.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:28 pm

Awesome. Looks like you figured out how to make it work.
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Postby IVhorseman » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:32 pm

Sorry bonn. I limit myself to one alliance, and the Imperial base next to me looks way too fortified.

Also, robots hate pirates.

Anyways, my next orders are sent. Glory to the CIS.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:37 pm

I'm rooting for OneEye. Go fortifed empire with laser cannons!
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:57 pm

IVhorseman wrote:Sorry bonn. I limit myself to one alliance, and the Imperial base next to me looks way too fortified.

That's alright. I was screwed from the start thanks to the fantastic base my guys get, right in the middle. Oh well, nothing left to do now but get shit faced and kill as many bastards as possible (which will probably be none).

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AmmoMan wrote:I'm rooting for Bonn. Go fortifed empire with laser cannons!


What in the hell?
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Postby Ross_Varn » Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:00 pm

Huh? Oh, sorry, i meant OneEye.

...i just glanced at the player list...
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Postby ahp77 » Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:50 pm

PIRATES FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby The Wizard » Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:52 pm

Nice job, Pesgores! Very entertaining.

Although Bonn did get a bad deal what with starting in the center of the bloodbath and whatnot...
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Postby Natalya » Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:00 pm

This is quite awesome. I might have to join in the next game you do like this.
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Postby Rody » Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:21 pm

Persogaurus wrote:Headshot in the head.

well duh pegsorus did you think he could get a headshot in his foot?


uhm so much for the pointless remarks..
I think you did a great job at this battle and it looks to be really fun.
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Postby pesgores » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:31 pm

Thanks guys. Now I know my effort was worth the while.

:)
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Postby Moronstudios » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:53 pm

I lost a hero :(, oh well, too bad I didn't take the cannons.
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Postby pesgores » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:56 pm

Actually, Hans wasn't a hero. It was a name I gave him 4 months ago and he was a regular soldier.
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Postby Moronstudios » Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:02 pm

pesgores wrote:Actually, Hans wasn't a hero. It was a name I gave him 4 months ago and he was a regular soldier.

Then who are my heros? (you included his name in a list of my heros.)
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Postby pesgores » Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:05 pm

No, no, you have 3 heroes:

Han Solo
-Inside the house that had its cover blasted by the medic car.

Luke Skywalker
-Behind the barbecue thingie

Experiment 727
-That rebel Luigi calls "boss" in the beggining of this day

I thought I already told you who they were by PM...
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