Does this Oriental Federation of yours has gold. (troopers preparing for attack on the background)
Or does it have jewels, or other valuable stuff??
(another army tries to hide behind random objects)
Or does your army include any peach coloured or other non self-respecting minifigs? (the third army drops from the sky!)
Well, I don't know... Oriental federation have some lego coins, but no jewels...
I second that motion,
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN THE NAME OF A HIGHER PAY CHEQUE!!!!!!!!!
(Tanks appear at the horizon start shooting while the sky gets darkened by helicopters)
*bashes out from underground and drags everyone into a magma pit*
Climbs out of hole behind Commander Evil and blows them both up with an RPG. Who knew that Role Playing Games were explosive?
A lone figure emerges from the magma...
It's Commisar Darrius with his heat resistant armour!!
another figure emerges from the magma, general whatshisname
despite having heat resistent armour, he is now incredibly pissed off.
he starts assaulting commander evil, and tries to lead his army to destroy him.
then he realises his army just burned away, so he just shouts and attacks on his own
because all the people are fighting and don't pay attention the valuable stuff sinks and melt in the magma pit being lost for ever!!!!!!!!!! all characters fall on there knees and shout nnnnnooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
and then they all spontaneous combust making a powerful hero powered nuclear explosion making the planet unlivable and creating the apocalypse and a horde of zombies that try to kill the newly reformed alliance made up from the survivals from my, Rody's, DanNewt's, Sir Lancelot's and the Oriental Federation's army. this army is so strng that it rules and repopulate the earth after the apocalypse.
But then, out of the ruins of an Old Earth Planet-thingy city, comes Neo-fig. Using his matrix moves he destroys the zombies and brings peace to the world.
Pity everyone else is dead.
Ill do the rest later.