IMMORTAL BROOTALITY

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IMMORTAL BROOTALITY

Post by Kommander Ken » Mon May 13, 2019 10:35 pm

{recommended reading}


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Da Brootalz have arrived at the outskirts of Conselia City





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Bawss Grimjaw wastes no time in allowing the Immortals to retaliate. He wills his steed, the WarWrekks, to fire upon their position. "LETS TAKE OUT THEIR 'EAVY EQUIPMENT, BOYZ!"




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The burst fire tears up the pavement.




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But Grimjaw finds he is just out of effective range and the bullets harmlessly pepper the Immortal position. "BROOTALDAMMIT"




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"Don't soil yourselves yet, lads! We've got friendly patrols incoming!




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Sure enough, groups of Immortal regulars arrive to help.




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As well as a deadly Terrorkhan Class Dreadknight.




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Welcome to IMMORTAL BROOTALITY!

The available factions for this forum battle are as follows:

The Immortals - Ninja_bait
Da Brootalz - Bolicob
*Secret faction*
- Bookwyrm


I will be rolling for initiative at the start of the battle, then I will be going by that order for the entire duration. Both the Immortals and Brootalz will receive significant amounts of reinforcements at the end of Turn 2. The Secret Faction will arrive at the end of turn 3.

The battle will end when either side's forces have been eliminated, or if the Brootalz completely break through the Immortal defenses. Stats of all the units will be DMed to all participants before the start of the battle, then orders can be sent.

Have fun everyone!

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - [SIGN UPS]

Post by Bookwyrm » Mon May 13, 2019 10:37 pm

Secret Faction plz!

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - [SIGN UPS]

Post by Bolicob12 » Mon May 13, 2019 10:48 pm

I'll take the one you don't want :P
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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - [SIGN UPS]

Post by ninja_bait » Mon May 13, 2019 10:53 pm

Gimme gimme, immortalz preferably
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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - [SIGN UPS]

Post by Falk » Mon May 13, 2019 11:02 pm

Civilians pls
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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - [SIGN UPS]

Post by lordintype » Mon May 13, 2019 11:09 pm

Aw, I missed out
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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - [SIGN UPS]

Post by RedRover » Tue May 14, 2019 1:09 am

Secret faction number 2

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - [SIGN UPS]

Post by Kommander Ken » Tue May 14, 2019 9:13 pm

Alright. Everything is filled up.

RedRover, if I decide to have another secret faction partway through if there isn't enough carnage, I'll keep you in reserve.

In the meantime, sending out the stats now!

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - [SIGN UPS]

Post by Falk » Tue May 14, 2019 9:20 pm

I eagerly await my civilian's stats
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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - [SIGN UPS]

Post by lordintype » Tue May 14, 2019 10:28 pm

Seeing as no one took the flora, I guess I will. Grow towards the sun, and trip up anyone who thinks walking on plants is fun
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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - [SIGN UPS]

Post by Kommander Ken » Tue May 14, 2019 10:31 pm

Falk wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 9:20 pm
I eagerly await my civilian's stats
Um.
lordintype wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 10:28 pm
Seeing as no one took the flora, I guess I will. Grow towards the sun, and trip up anyone who thinks walking on plants is fun
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Stats have been sent! Now send mE YER ORDAZ.

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - [SIGN UPS]

Post by ninja_bait » Wed May 15, 2019 2:02 am

Immortals will poop their pants and run away
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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - [SIGN UPS]

Post by Kommander Ken » Sun Jun 30, 2019 5:59 pm

TURN ONE (finally)

I know this took forever to post but real life responsibilities aside, LETS FUKKEN DO DIS SHIT.

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The roll for initiative gives the Immortals first turn advantage and they waste no time and moving up as far as they can and taking up positions.





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In it's haste, the Dreadknight ends up shaking the camera as it thunders forward.




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The rest of the regulars move up and take up positions as best as they can. These two save their attacks for response fire for when the Brootalz inevitably move closer.






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The Dreadknight fires its only weapon with long enough range to reach the Wreks.




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This machinegun nest also opens fire on the Wreks.




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The Wreks soaks up the damage from the chaingun, and it deflects the incoming fire from the Deadknight. Its head is too heavily armored!




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At the start of the Brootal's first turn, BattelBawss Grimjaw glares down at the Immortals from atop his steed.




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"Hwhat's dis? Da Immortal scumbagz think dey can build bigger fingz to stand up to the might ov da Brootalz?"





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"WELL FUKKEN BRING IT THEN!!!"




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The Wreks charges straight into the Dreadknight, having just enough power to fire both of its oversized chainguns for extra measure. The damage is enough to knock a size-point off the Dreadknight.




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The rest of the greenskins move up along both sides of the road, gleefully readying their weapons.




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Some of their movements attract response fire. Unfortunately the hip fire spray only results in missed shots at uncomfortably close quarters.




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The Brootalz surprisingly don't miss their shots however. At least one or two of them managed to obliterate their Immortal combatants.




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Two more Brootalz fire upon a machinegun nest.




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Their combined fire bypasses the sandbag the barrier and disarms a machinegun. Its an easy fix, provided any volunteers don't mind reattaching the barrel in the middle of an impending firefight.




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Turn One Overwatch.

Send in yer orders for Turn 2!

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN ONE!!!

Post by Bolicob12 » Sun Jun 30, 2019 7:31 pm

Awesome :)
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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN ONE!!!

Post by Kommander Ken » Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:10 am

TURN TWO

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The Immortal hero tries to radio in some kind of reinforcements as his heroic feat.
"This is Conselia Bunker 69, requesting immediate reinforcme-"






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"-Aw fuck"





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A voice from the other line cut him off. Feat failed!
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA, DID YOU SAY 69?! I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE ELSE IS LAUGHING!!!"





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Meanwhile, this regular uses his action to reattach the barrel of his machinegun.





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Meanwhile the rest of the regulars move up to engage the greenskins.




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The gunners behind the ANTI-ARMOUR SUPPORT PLATFORMS keep their attention on the clash of the titans, waiting for the Wreks to get in range.





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Speaking of, the Dreadknight grapples with the Wreks and finds out its the perfect opportunity for some melee.





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Unfortunately the all he manages to do is cut off a horn.





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"How dafuq are we supposed to take this thing down?"





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The Dreadknight answers by firing off his heavy chaingun.





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But he wasn't aiming for the Wreks. Grimjaw just barely soaks up the damage, the gunfire sending him reeling backward.
"GAAACCCKKKHHH, YA SUPPOSED TO FITE THE WREKS, NAWT ME!"





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After their movement phase, the regulars open fire. Managing to down not just one Brootal





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But two Brootalz.





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The rest of them open fire on the Wreks, but Deflection saves it once again.





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The mortar crew meanwhile loads up another payload.





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They successfully launch the explosive, waiting for it to strike their acquired target at the start of the next turn.





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This Support Platform sees its target is just barely out of range and decides to try something a little drastic. He charges up...





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"Oh balls."





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The Platform overheats! He'll have to wait till next turn to try again.





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On the more Brootal side of things, the papery portal sinks into the ground and vanishes.





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The Brootalz pay it no mind, as this particular group tries to charge at the Immortal frontlines. Their rolls are pretty decent as they are now easily more within range.





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Everyone else on this side moves up too.





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Response fire from a lone Regular make short work of a Brootal.





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Shortly after he is mowed down by multiple sources of return fire.





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A Brootal BigBoy tries his luck against the Dreadknight, but his petty gunfire doesn't even scratch the Immortal unit's paintjob.
"HOLD STILL, WILL YA?!"






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The Brootalz on the other side move up and fire on the Immortal defenders.





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They completely miss every last shot.





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Except for this one. Even a Brootal can't miss his target when its down a straight narrow passageway.





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Response fire from a hidden Regular just barely misses the lucky Brootal's face.





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This bigboy grasps the wreckage of a Brootal bike and glares at it angrily.
"OI, WHO PUT THIS TRASH IN MY WAY?"





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"MOOOOVE!"
The Brootal pushes the debris out of his way. Whether it was intentional or not, he manages to pin an Immortal regular under it as well.





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"They don't pay us enough for this..."





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A Brootal gunner decides its getting to cramped on his side of the battlefield and decides to join another. He approaches the underside of the Wreks to do so. His buddies behind him shout and tell him it's not a very good idea.
"HEY! IT'S BAD LUCK TO WALK UNDER A WREKS, DIDN'' YA KNOW DAT?"
"FORGET GONK, HE WAS ALWAYS A MORON ANYHOW!"






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Grimjaw rises from the seat on his steed.
"YA KNOW WUT, I'M GETTIN' REEEEL TIRED OF THIS SHER-ADE."





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"IF I WANT SUMFING DONE RITE, I'LL HAV TO DO THE DOING MYSELF!"





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Grimjaw attempts a heroic feat, lifting his gigantic frame off the Wreks and aiming to land either on or behind the Dreadknight.





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He does neither of those two things.





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He crashes onto the Wrek's head and slides collapses to the ground, disrupted. Feat failed!
"Stoopid BlackRock and their stoopid lizardzz..."





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RIderless now, jumps away from the Dreadknight and sizes up its prey.





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Thanks to the gallons of Brewtal Coffee it had consumed and the addition of Brootal-grade technical add-ons, the Wreks's motives stay very much the same.





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'Gonk' manages to bail out of the way of the Wreks as it jumps backward, much to the surprise of his mates.





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Another random Brootal however is completely flattened.





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Turn 2 Reinforcements have arrived!

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The ground shakes and rumbles, announcing the presence of a Broozer tank just seconds before it appears on the battlefield.





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It's bellow is deep and gutteral, like the cries of a thousand death metal vocalists.







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The roar summons a mighty Brootal horde.





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Over 36 grunts and a squad of 4 BombRodders.





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But the Immortals are not about to be outclassed by a bunch of orks. Their own reinforcements have arrived.




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Terrorkhans!






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An Immortal dropship hovers in, carrying with it the finishing touches on an anti-Brootal Defense.





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CRAAASSHHH!





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It's an Augmented Spider Tank!





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With twin missile pods.





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And a heavy caliber boomstick to match.





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Ready to make short work of the intrusive Brootal menace once and for all.





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Both sides seem to be in this for the long game.




~END TURN 2~

Send in them turn 3 orders, boyz!

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