The Find (Outro)

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The Find (Outro)

Post by CaLego420 » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:36 pm

Planet Relax, Fringe System

Director Magda Lena: "You wanted to see us Professor? Something about a new species you discovered?"

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Professor Kno Sitall: "Oh yes Director, quite exciting stuff. A woodcutter found it five miles from the Kheeky Kroks swamp. It was unconscious, so he used a stasis pulse and brought it immediately to me. So exciting!"
Director Lena: "That's a fantastic story Professor, but let's see your discovery. I am a busy boss lady after all"
Professor Sitall: "But of course, Director. Exciting stuff!"

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Professor Sitall: "Transport in 3...2...1..."

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Cute Birb: "BIRB!!!!"
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Director Lena: "HolyshitwhatthehellswrongwithyouthatthingsafuckingAdorrible!!!"
The Cowboy: "Are you crazy? That thing stinks worse then a skunk sprayin' while rollin' around in fresh pig shit!"

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Professor Sitall: "Do you know this creature? Where is it from? Its energy signals are interesting indeed."
Director Lena: "Professor...yeah I'm just going to keep it real here, so follow along carefully"
Professor Sitall: "But of course Director."

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Director Lena: "You are to purge this monster with fire IMMEDIATELY!!!"
Cowboy: "Agreed. Use all of it if you have too. Don't be shy about running out"
Professor Sitall: "Director! I must protest!!"

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Professor Sitall: "I think that that is a bad idea. I mean what could we discover? The mysteries we could unlock. We could boldly strive into the future with a newfound knowled---"
Director Lena: "I'm just going to stop you right there Kno"

Director Lena: "I am ORDERING you to dispose of this....THING right now! Fire. Kill it. Do it now!"
Professor Sitall: "I strongly disagree with this course of action. Your choice will go into my monthly report."
Director Lena: "Noted. Now get on with it! That's also an order."

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Fwwwwooooossssssh.
Cute Birb: "BBBBBBIIIIIRRRRRRRBBBBBB!"
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Director Lena: "Thank our Builder for small favors. We're done here Professor. I want the woodcutter name and residence. I also want to see your files on this subject within the hour. Am I clear?"
Professor Sitall: "Crystal Director."
Director Lena: "That's what I want to hear. Anything you may 'discover' from here on out goes through me first, is that also clear?"
Professor Sitall: "Abundantly Director."
Director Lena: "Excellent. If there's nothing else Professor we will be on our way. There's suddenly much to do"

The Cowboy: "So has he went completely section 8 or what?"
Director Lena: "I don't think so, but he did tell us after all the effort and wasting time avoiding M-Throne, and Immortals, USSA, and all the rest of them, we've been compromised anyways. We also don't know how much that thing saw, it's lines of communication, or even if it was alone..."
The Cowboy: "So what are we going to do, since the racoon is obviously out of the bag?"
Director Lena: " I need you to get back to comm and send a message. Blacktronian Confederation priority one, anyone who's beacons still pinging, stealth bury it under static if you have too.Then transmit the rest universe wide. Seems we won't be watching Ragnablok from the sidelines anymore."
The Cowboy: "That's not a problem, little lady! Uhh...so whattda ya want me to tell 'em?"
Director Lena: "Not much. I think four words would do it"
The Cowboy: "And those are?"

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Director Lena: "The Adorribles have returned."

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Re: The Find

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Re: The Find

Post by ninja_bait » Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:44 pm

You are wonderful. Who are you? I must know.
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Re: The Find

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This is fantastic and can't wait for what's next!
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Re: The Find (PT 2)

Post by CaLego420 » Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:17 pm

Kheeky Kroks Swamp, Planet Relax, Fringe System

It's a pleasant morning when we find the Kheeky one soaking up some ray's and enjoying the day...

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Kheeky Krok: "...gettin' jiggy with it, nananana, nananana....eh?

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Kheeky: "Well a fine morning to you, friend! A beautiful day made for us all! If you don't mind my inquiring: from where do you hail? I know all the flora and fauna of this world and you're no species I've encountered...also what is that smell?

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Cute Birb: "Birb..."
Kheeky: "Hmm, I don't believe I know that language. Also it's common courtesy to clean up a bit before visiting company. I live in a swamp and know that to be rude."

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Cute Birbs: "Birb!"
Kheeky: "Oh you have some friends, well the more the merrier I always sa--..."

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'Pider: "Pider!"
Kheeky: "Err...ok"

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Pelicute: "Pel...pel"
Kheeky: " Oh my..."

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Kheeky: "Okay...I don't know what these guys have a problem with, but just remember your classes, Kheekster! Firm yet fair!"

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Kheeky: "Alright! I'm going to have to ask you to leave! No trespassing! We're full here! Hit the road
Jack! That's right, amscray!"

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Kheeky: "Yeah that's right, keep it moving! As the guardian to Citadel City, I can tell you we don't want any! No room at the inn! All sales are final! You fellas are looking for love in all the wrong places. Sayonara!"

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Kheeky: "That's the wa---wha...?"

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Rammy: "Rammy!!!"

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Kheeky: "Hey!! You get the same thing I told them: later skater! Adios muchacho! Miss with this krok, you'll get the teeth! That's right, black belt in reptilefu! Kick rocks!"

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Kheeky: "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a gorgeous day to enjoy. Where was l? Oh yes. 'Shake that ass for me.."

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Kheeky: "...shake that ass for me, just shake that ass for me..."

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Kheeky: "...whenever I call, come running, 606 or 213..."

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Kheeky: "dooohdooohdodo....what...?

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Rammy: "Raaaaaaammmmmmmmyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!"
Kheeky: "Ahhhhhhh!!!"

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Kheeky: "BYOURBUILDERAMIBLASTINGOFFAGAIN!!??!!ASsholes!!!

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Rammy: "RAMMY!"
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Re: The Find

Post by Space Bunny » Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:23 pm

Wha...
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Re: The Find

Post by Falk » Mon Aug 26, 2019 2:05 am

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BrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."
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Re: The Find

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Re: The Find (Outro)

Post by CaLego420 » Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:27 pm

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Director Lena: "And you found them like this?"
Commander Jon Athon: "Yeah boss lady, dead as doornails"
Director Lena: "Quite bizarre. I'm beginning to second guess myself on Professor Sitalls suggestion. Those blast Mark's concern me though."
Cmmdr Athon: "I agree, Director. A request to speak freely?"
Director Lena: " You don't have to request that, Jon. What's on your mind?"

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Cmmdr Athon: "What the fuck is going on?"
Director Lena: "Progress my dear Commander"

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Director Lena: " Three days ago a facility beacon went live. According to our data this facility has been in the Nehellenium Galaxy since the Rekonstruction of '89. How did it get here? Why hasn't it been ransacked or destroyed? This place could have answers to questions we've all had. If something this old relocated 1.8 billion light years away from Blacktronia 30 years ago, think what it could teach us? Maybe even a way home..."
Cmmdr Athon: " I understand your curiosity but where is HE going?"
Director Lena: "His brothers beacon came on around the same time, he's taking a force to bring those people back. Our Creator knows we could use them. I'll be personally leading the group to this facility. My destination lies further than his. I'm taking the red mage Cil Lia, Marv of the Purple Order....and Reena of Research..."
Cmmdr Athon: "You're splitting the twins up?!!"
Director Lena: "Unfortunately. You still have Dena of Development...I'm thinking she's your best choice for second."
Cmmdr Athon: "Why is this happening so fast? I haven't even been fully briefed!"
Director Lena: "This is what has to happen, Jon. If you'll excuse me a moment"

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Director Lena: "You do know where you're going we can't give you support right? You'll be on your own."
The Cowboy: "Yeah I'm well aware of that, little lady. You need to watch your ass where you're going to. Ain't no green shag around here."
Director Lena: "I'm very aware...thanks"

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Director Lena: "Good luck, you crusty bastard"
The Cowboy: "Same to you, boss lady"

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Director Lena: "Just remember the rendezvous point. Be there on time, we only have a small window."
The Cowboy: "I'll be there. Don't go getting yourself lost."
Director Lena: "We'll be waiting."
The Cowboy: "See you then, missy!"

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The Cowboy: "Just don't be late, I hate getting stood up..."
Director Lena: "We'll be there...engage transport."

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Deena of Development: "Transporting......destination reached successfully!"
Director Lena: "Good guess it's our turn..."

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Director Lena: " I know this is a lot to put on your shoulders Commander"
Cmmdr Athon: "Its just unexpected is all, wish I knew more about what was going on is all..."
Director Lena: "You'll be fine, Commander! I have the greatest faith in you"
Cmmdr Athon: "Wish I felt the same..."
Director Lena: "You're the best I got and I believe in you...enga---"
Deena: "Wait!!! I'm sorry Boss Lady"
Director Lena: "...."

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Denna: "Here Renna, take this pad with you."
Renna: "Sister, I think I have enough cr---"
Denna: "No. I built this especially for you. I added a GT core to protect the pad..its got power to give you an over overshield charge. Just in case there's trouble."
Renna: " I don't know what to say...thank you, sister."
Denna: "Just be careful and come back."
Renna: " I will, you do the same."
Together: "See you soon! Jinx!"

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Director Lena: "I'm guessing we're ready now?"
Renna: "Yes Director. Sorry."
Director Lena: "Don't be. This is rough for everyone."

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Director Lena: "Also as defacto leader of Blacktron Team Three, and vested with all powers and rights therein, I hereby promote you to the rank of Captain in the Blacktronian Confederation Navy, attached with all the titles and power therein. Furthermore I bestow on you the tittleage of Govenor and Protectorate of Planet Relax, its subsidiaries and citizens...until such time that I reclaim said titles..."
Cmmdr..err Captain Athon: "I don't know what to say..."
Director Lena: "All I need to hear from you is your acceptance, Jon. Do you?"
Captain Athon: "Yes ma'am I accept the titles and responsibilities henceforth..."
Director Lena: "Good!"

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Director Lena: "Jon, I know this is happening so fast, but so is everything else! This universe is going to tear itself apart before the next rekonstruktion, of that I can guarantee. We need to know what we're really up against and this is the way to do it. Seems sudden, but do you understand?"
Captain Athon: "Yes ma'am, I don't follow but I do understand...I wish you the best of luck."
Director Lena: "Likewise Captain. We'll be back before you can miss us!"
Captain Athon: " I hope so? Advice on the potential Addorrible threat and how I should handle it?"
Director Lena: "Your own way Jon....you may engage Denna of Development!"
Deena: "Yes boss lady...transporting..."

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Captain Athon: "We'll see you soon....aww he'll, they're gone.."

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Captain Athon: "Shit!! Wish I knew what was really going on besides all this Ragnablok talk!"
Deena: "Whatever is happening the Director can handle it. I'm just hoping they aren't walking into a trap. Anyways, your orders boss man?"
Captain Athon: "Hmm..."

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Captain Athon: "We're going to need a meeting to address the change, no doubt a few are going to be pissed! We'll also need to address and end the Adorrible threat, if one still exists, priority one!
Also I have a strong hunch Director Lena knows a bit more about Ragnablok then she's letting on...we'll also need to assess our meager fleet capabilities and general military strength. We've got a lot to do while the universe falls down around our heads. And not much time to do it..."



~End "The Find"~

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