Battle for the Fate of the Ninja_Verse

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Re: Battle for the Fate of the Ninja_Verse

Post by Kommander Ken » Mon Sep 30, 2019 10:16 am

Yay, Zupponn!

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Re: Battle for the Fate of the Ninja_Verse

Post by ninja_bait » Thu Oct 03, 2019 5:06 pm

Auric: You're outnumbered.
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Your forces barely hold.
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It's over now. Best to surrender rather than lose your lives for nothing.
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Gawayn: Not so fast, Auric.
Vader: Why does my neck hurt so much?
Gawayn: I'll explain later!
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Auric: So, Sir Gawayn, President Vader. I thought it was suspicious when your bodies weren't found with the Visual Dictionary.
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Gawayn: Our journey was difficult, but as you'll see, quite worth it. RAGNACLOCK, ACTIVATE!
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Suddenly, strange tendrils of energy reach out toward the machines of the allied RC forces.
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And undoes all the damage done to them so far!
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Type 500 Pilot: Sayonara.
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BLAM!
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Auric: You think that's power? Let's see how the Visual Dictionary compares! Skeleton army, deploy!
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Skeleton: Hey, Mr. Zupponn sent me to let you know that the price is doubled now, and he won't be personally providing any combat assistance. He's double-booked, and honestly, Rekonstruktion powers are kind of outside our scope.
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Auric: Fuck it, I'll deal with this myself!
Skeleton: Good luck! I'll give Mr. Zupponn your regards!
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CLASH!
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CRASH!
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Gawayn: By the mages! Your head is hard to remove!
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They fall, wrestling on the ground.
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Well, well, well, says a mysterious voice.
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Blue Guy: So this is what my fellow Ragnabook wielders are up to.
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Meanwhile....
Zupponn: At last, the books konverge! Nothing can stop the madness and the kalcium now!
Let the HELLHUNT BEGIN!
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Re: Battle for the Fate of the Ninja_Verse

Post by Falk » Thu Oct 03, 2019 7:01 pm

Did I miss something?
BrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."
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Re: Battle for the Fate of the Ninja_Verse

Post by ninja_bait » Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:21 pm

Probably just my descent into madness
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Re: Battle for the Fate of the Ninja_Verse

Post by ninja_bait » Sat Oct 05, 2019 5:02 pm

Vader: That's General Blueguy.
Gawayn: The one the quantumsurfers spoke of! Then these books are for you.
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Blueguy: I was expecting to have to fight for these. For once, it seems I have allies instead of enemies.
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Auric: Hold on, what is this?
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Blueguy: Nothing short of apocalypse, Emperor Auric. I am General Blueguy of the Empire of Luchardsko. Have your armies stand down. We should parlay.
Gawayn: The Quantumsurfers we met in our exile told us we would find you here. He told us only you could stop Ragnablok.
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Blueguy: That remains to be seen. Let me see the books.
Auric: Stop! How can we trust this man, who you have never seen before, with what is surely unlimited power?
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Gawayn: I must. The Brikverse depends on it.
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General Blueguy takes the four books and holds them together.
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Arcane energy races out as mystical fusion occurs.
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The Four Ragnabooks fold together into a single tome of power. The Buttnomikon, source of Poop, the AN Charter, source of plot and peace, the Visual Dictionary, source of kanon, and the Ragnaclock, source of Retkonstruction, now combine to form the greatest nexus of power of all time, the Brikwars Rulebook itself!
Blueguy: So! I was right. Ironic that a Quantumsurfer would send you to me, when my destiny was always to destroy the Quantumsurfers! I see it now. They've brought Ragnablok upon us, trying to destroy us. The maniacal tyrants! But I have the Rulebook now. I have enough power to defeat the Quantumsurfers once and for all, and save our universe.
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After a few hours of negotiation, General Blueguy convinces the other leaders to join his crusade.
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Oberstein: I'll go straight to the Emperor with this news. We have plenty of troops for this campaign.
Gawayn: I will do the same. I have been out of contact with the Magikstrate but this information cannot be ignored.
Kowalski: I've lost contact with the government in Poland. I will return with the troops that remain and see what has happened. I will bring what I can to the rendezvous.
Vader: This is but a reprieve for us. The RC must be prepared for the next threat. We will meet in secret before the final battle.
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Auric: I always knew Warhead was useless. My stepbrother has fostered a weak empire. You've known this a long time, I suppose. But it will stand no longer.
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Auric: Inform your queen. It's time to rethink the Immortal Alliance.
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Re: Battle for the Fate of the Ninja_Verse

Post by Kommander Ken » Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:18 pm

This plot is T H I I I I C C C C .

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Re: Battle for the Fate of the Ninja_Verse

Post by RedRover » Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:27 pm

How’d I miss this??? oh shit oh shit

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Re: Battle for the Fate of the Ninja_Verse

Post by Zupponn » Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:50 am

Let the Halloween Hellhunt begin!
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Re: Battle for the Fate of the Ninja_Verse

Post by sahasrahla » Sat Oct 12, 2019 1:06 pm

hoooo damn

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