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Postby jifel » Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:47 pm

Well i have, after reading all the comments, come up with an easy solution that I feel emphasises Brikwars carnage. Bring a weapon. don't be a brikwussie. Quite brilliant, actually.
but in the case of not having a gun, he screams in frusturation and blows up, spraying acid-blood over his enemies.
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Postby Cpl. Halan » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:49 pm

I know I'm necroing but this topic should stay alive, besides I'm using a heroic feat. personally I think that if a minifig is towering over another one the one who is about to be axed would be moving to suffer the most hilariously painful death possible instead of trying to fight back but if your minifig's a sissy he could punch which is punching someone once, this may give them a bloody nose but minifigs don't have them so it is futile. If your minifig is a hero who could incap an enemy in one punch then why is he punching instead of using the attacking minifig in a joust with the nearest wall
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Postby Massam » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:56 pm

Well, if you have a Terminator type hero, he could punch through the dude and tear his heart out. Or if you had a vampire guy. Or a barbarian.
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Postby Tiny Tank Rannon » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:06 pm

Can't we all remember that minifig everyone has, but never really uses in a non-randomized army?

Spider-man! You know, guy who can punch and kill you if he felt like it.

Of course I just give him all those close combat abilities and count his hands as weapons, because spider-man should never use a gun.
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Postby tahthing » Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:27 am

yer there are some that need no weapons. batman,weird penis,kungfu masters,ninja and boxers.
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Postby ahp77 » Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:56 am

tahthing wrote:yer there are some that need no weapons. batman,weird penis,kungfu masters,ninja and boxers.


Ninjas always look more kickass w/ katanas though.
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:37 pm

ahp77 wrote:
tahthing wrote:yer there are some that need no weapons. batman,weird penis,kungfu masters,ninja and boxers.


Ninjas always look more kickass w/ katanas though.


Not to mention shuriken, grappling hooks, nun-chucks, etc.
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Postby Arkbrik » Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:41 am

ahp77 wrote:
tahthing wrote:yer there are some that need no weapons. batman,weird penis,kungfu masters,ninja and boxers.


Ninjas always look more kickass w/ katanas though.

Katanas suck! Yes, they look kickass, but they're not. A longsword is much better.
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Postby 501stCadians » Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:35 am

No they don't! I am training in Ninjutsu and they ROCK! Choppy Choppy!
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Postby Arkbrik » Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:52 am

Katanas can only be used for slashing. A longsword can skewer, hack, etc. A katana is also unable to parry as heavy attacks as a longsword can without breaking.
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Postby IVhorseman » Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:55 pm

Arkbrik wrote:Katanas can only be used for slashing. A longsword can skewer, hack, etc. A katana is also unable to parry as heavy attacks as a longsword can without breaking.


Have you ever actually held, or even attempted to swing a longsword?
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Postby Elmagnifico » Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:18 pm

Useful tip for those of us who have lots of broken mini-fig hands: Fit them onto your ninja/kung-fu warriors. They make it look like he's doing a chop.
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Postby ahp77 » Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:26 pm

Arkbrik wrote:Katanas can only be used for slashing. A longsword can skewer, hack, etc. A katana is also unable to parry as heavy attacks as a longsword can without breaking.


Katanas don't kill you as often when they break. They're made to sphincter into the enemy when they break.
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Postby Arkbrik » Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:10 am

IVhorseman wrote:
Arkbrik wrote:Katanas can only be used for slashing. A longsword can skewer, hack, etc. A katana is also unable to parry as heavy attacks as a longsword can without breaking.


Have you ever actually held, or even attempted to swing a longsword?

I read it in a webcomic, surely it must be true?
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Postby Rody » Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:53 am

yes you only use katana's for slashing, and only with the few inches at the end of the thing too.
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