Snakes on a plane
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Snakes on a plane
I never saw the movie, but here's the battle report anyway.
There's the plane...
...the pilot...
...the inside of the plane... but where's the snakes?
Ah, there they come.
The snakes kill the first passenger.
The kid tries to kill a snake by force-feeding it a carrot. It fails.
The stewardess opens fire, killing a snake. And the kid too.
The snakes attack and kill the last passenger.
The stewardess tries to shoot the snakes, but her gun is too long.
Then she dies.
The pilot decides not to stick around any longer.
He leaps out of the plane.
Without a pilot, the plane crashes and explodes, killing the remaining snakes.
It might have seemed like a crazy thing to jump off the plane, but don't worry; he's got a parachute!
Crap, it was his lunch...
Ouch.
There's the plane...
...the pilot...
...the inside of the plane... but where's the snakes?
Ah, there they come.
The snakes kill the first passenger.
The kid tries to kill a snake by force-feeding it a carrot. It fails.
The stewardess opens fire, killing a snake. And the kid too.
The snakes attack and kill the last passenger.
The stewardess tries to shoot the snakes, but her gun is too long.
Then she dies.
The pilot decides not to stick around any longer.
He leaps out of the plane.
Without a pilot, the plane crashes and explodes, killing the remaining snakes.
It might have seemed like a crazy thing to jump off the plane, but don't worry; he's got a parachute!
Crap, it was his lunch...
Ouch.
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Wow. Quick, bloody, and funny; this report was great to read. I feel sorry for the snakes, dying in a fire and all.
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What a great battle, but what about the sweet dialogue?
"That's it: I have had it with these mother-f*#$%ing plastic snakes on this mother-f*$%ing plastic plane! It's time to open some windows."
"But Samuel L. Brickson, the windows on this plane don't open!"
pause
"I don't remember asking you a got-damned thing!"
waw waw
"That's it: I have had it with these mother-f*#$%ing plastic snakes on this mother-f*$%ing plastic plane! It's time to open some windows."
"But Samuel L. Brickson, the windows on this plane don't open!"
pause
"I don't remember asking you a got-damned thing!"
waw waw
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