Snakes on a plane

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Snakes on a plane

Postby Arkbrik » Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:31 am

I never saw the movie, but here's the battle report anyway.

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There's the plane...

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...the pilot...

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...the inside of the plane... but where's the snakes?

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Ah, there they come.

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The snakes kill the first passenger.

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The kid tries to kill a snake by force-feeding it a carrot. It fails.

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The stewardess opens fire, killing a snake. And the kid too.

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The snakes attack and kill the last passenger.

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The stewardess tries to shoot the snakes, but her gun is too long.

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Then she dies.

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The pilot decides not to stick around any longer.

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He leaps out of the plane.

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Without a pilot, the plane crashes and explodes, killing the remaining snakes.

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It might have seemed like a crazy thing to jump off the plane, but don't worry; he's got a parachute!

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Crap, it was his lunch...

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Ouch.
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Postby Moronstudios » Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:04 am

Wow. Quick, bloody, and funny; this report was great to read. I feel sorry for the snakes, dying in a fire and all.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:16 am

If only the film had been even a tenth as good as this, well done.
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Postby Pvt Expendable » Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:40 am

wow this is a thousand times better than the movie. For 1 billionth the budget too.
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:18 am

I have never seen the movie, but I liked the battle. Go snakes!
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Postby Bennanteno » Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:49 am

I think shooting a gun on a plane is a death sentence, the bullet penetrates the cabin wall and depressurizes the plane. Unless you're flying low that kills everyone inside.
Unless you use hollow point bullets.
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Postby lrdofbricks » Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:59 am

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Postby pesgores » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm

Y'know, excluding the part where the plane crashes and everybody dies and there is no bathroom sex, looks exactly like the movie.
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Postby Theblackdog » Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:28 pm

Whoa, this is awesome. I need to integrate snakes-on-a-plane into a forum battle somehow... hmm... I do have 7734 Cargo Carrier...
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Postby Natalya » Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:27 pm

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Postby Danuis » Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:46 pm

Oh man, that was good.

Quick, fast and bloody. Something not seen much ere.
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Postby waldorfa » Mon May 04, 2009 8:27 pm

What a great battle, but what about the sweet dialogue?

"That's it: I have had it with these mother-f*#$%ing plastic snakes on this mother-f*$%ing plastic plane! It's time to open some windows."

"But Samuel L. Brickson, the windows on this plane don't open!"

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