Ack!

[Tzan]

After I read Mike's post about choosing mods I thought to myself Hmm I suppose it would be funny to be made the [Almost Thirty] mod.

I just noticed my name in green.

So everyone should beware Mike's mind reading abilities, very scary.

On the plus side I'll get lots of sleep here.

ZzzzZzzz

[IVhorseman]

Huh. That's crazy, because I'm imagining a ham sandwich right now and I don't see a sandwich here yet.

[Tzan]

Huh. That's crazy, because I'm imagining a ham sandwich right now and I don't see a sandwich here yet.

Oh I'm sure Mike is making that right now and will have it in the mail later today. You should probably "think" about what kind of mustard you want.

[IVhorseman]

I'm not gonna lie, I was secretly hoping he'd run through my front door with a sandwich on a plate before i could hit "Submit".

[Almighty Benny]

Hey guys, the strangest thing just happened to me today. I woke up and there was this ham sandwich in my sock drawer.

I have absolutely no idea how it got there, but it was delicious!

[IVhorseman]

Noooooooo

[Tzan]

Hey guys, the strangest thing just happened to me today. I woke up and there was this ham sandwich in my sock drawer.

I have absolutely no idea how it got there, but it was delicious!

My story was real.
I'm having serious doubts about yours.



Enjoy it here while you can, Warhead is applying for entry with Mike

[Rayhawk]

I'm not gonna lie, I was secretly hoping he'd run through my front door with a sandwich on a plate before I could hit "Submit".

I don't live a quick drive away from you anymore, you need to think about ham sandwiches sometime two months ago. I think booty bothered is still stalking you though, I'll tell her to ham sandwich you up.

[IVhorseman]

Hey, I'm always down for a ham sandwich with a ~*lady*~

[Tzan]

Stubby made a post here:

Hey, I'm always down for a ham sandwich with a ~*lady*~

Now hold on just a second!

1. I never said she was a lady! She's almost thirty and still stalking someone who is not at all almost thirty!
2. Wait a minute! What are you still doing here! You stopped being almost thirty when school let out!
3. Wait a minute! What is she not doing here! She started being almost thirty at about the same time you stopped!

Time to go edit some usergroup settings.

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Tzan:

*checks score sheet*

Warhead in
IVhorseman out

Seems a little "ham sandwich" can be a dangerous thing.

[Warhead]

Heeeeeere's Warhead!

[Tzan]

I was always imagining in my mind that you looked like that.

[Warhead]

Yup, or even Stansfield (Gary Oldman) in Leon.


At least I'm always happy I suppose.

[Butthurt]

wow I need to bust some balls here. oh wait, no, I guess you're right. I'm not really a ~*lady*~, but whatever, I have boobs, that's close enough.

I'm getting more and more too lazy to stalk you. I mean, sure it'd be funny as shit to show up at your work just staring at you through the window while chewing on a ham sandwich, licking the corner of my lips where the "mayo" is.

But, that would require driving for 3 hours roundtrip in a shitty car. So, lets not and pretend I did.

THANKS FOR FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGING MY ALMOST 30-NESS BTW.

ETA: oshit I forgot horseman can't see this anymore. haha, sucks to be him.

[Tzan]

Congrats on being almost thirty!

Being very manly I prefer "mustard" on my "ham sandwich".
don't worry even I don't know what I'm doubleintenuendo-ing.