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Postby pesgores » Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:56 pm

Rule 51: Don't skip rules just like that.
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Postby Ranger S2H » Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:33 am

Rule 52: thou shallt never, ever make a phone call with the emperor of nowheristan driving backwards to the top of a pyramid in a stolen batmobile while trying to eat a bag of sweet chilli pepper doritos you recieved as a present from the archbishop of farawaia, without using a proper hands/feet free kit sanctioned by the overlord of nevahurtov on march the 17th

rule 52b: rule 52 can be ignored when all of the following things apply: the 17th is a wednesday, you have dip to go with the doritos, the archbishop of farawaia was drunk exactly 23 days and 9 hours before buying said doritos, the batmobile has fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror, the overlord of nevahurtov's sanctioning of the kit was attended by at least 5 pandas in boxershorts with smilies, the pyramid had a hexagon shaped base, and the Emperor of nowheristan had an afternoon nap that took exactly 2 hours, 18 minutes and 56 seconds.

Rule 52c: when rule 52 cannot be ignored by the situation described in rule 52b, one must replace his cellphone with a deprtment of weirdities approved Emperor-of-nowheristan-calling-on-a-pyramid-driving-a-stolen-batmobile-eating-sweet-chilli-pepper-doritos-received-from-the-archbishop-of-farawaia-without-using-a-hands-or-feet-free-kit-sanctioned-by-the-overlord-of-nevahurtov-on-march-the-17th-phone.
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Postby birdman » Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:07 pm

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Postby Almighty Benny » Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:52 pm

I broke rule 52b the other day when I ignored rule 52 even though the kit sanctioning was attended by only 4 pandas, 3 of which were wearing plaid boxer shorts. I'll try harder next time, I swear.
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Postby birdman » Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:17 pm

hey benny, 1 more post and you're officially leet.
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Postby Almighty Benny » Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:21 pm

Thanks for pointing that out, now I have to go back and delete an old post every time I make a new one! So far so good, though...
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Postby IVhorseman » Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:32 pm

Didn't Rody try doing that when he got to 666 and then realized that something stops you from that?
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Postby Almighty Benny » Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:44 pm

Ordinarily, yes, but as a mid I can delete old GD posts
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Postby Blitzen » Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:02 pm

It's going to get very confusing for someone going through the archives to see random holes in the conversation.
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Postby Moronstudios » Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:03 pm

Almighty Benny wrote:Ordinarily, yes, but as a mid I can delete old GD posts

Excellent.
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Postby Rody » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:25 am

IVhorseman wrote:Didn't Rody try doing that when he got to 666 and then realized that something stops you from that?

I did, normally you can only delete your latest post (and when that post is deleted, the one before that can be deleted and so on)
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Postby ahp77 » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:41 am

I thought it was that after someone else posts in teh same thread as your post, you can no longer delete it.
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Postby Blitzen » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:07 am

You both just said the same thing. You can only delete the last post in the thread.
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Postby Massam » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:44 am

Which makes sense, otherwise there would be holes.
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Postby Almighty Benny » Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:25 pm

Oh well, that didn't last long...

Anyway, I guess now I will be 1337+1

make that 1337+X, where X is my total post count minus 1,337
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