FLAIL-FUCKING MACE ON A FUCKING CHAIN
CHAINSAW-FUCK YEAH
ROCKET PROPLLED CHAINSAW-HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME
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Manly Fucking Weapons
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Manly Fucking Weapons
by 501stCadians » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:35 am
MACE-WHO THE FUCK doesn't LIKE A BALL WITH SPKIES ON IT ON A STICK
FLAIL-FUCKING MACE ON A FUCKING CHAIN
CHAINSAW-FUCK YEAH
ROCKET PROPLLED CHAINSAW-HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME
CLUB-THE FIRST FUCKING WEAPON.STILL WORKS.
Add to teh list!
FLAIL-FUCKING MACE ON A FUCKING CHAIN
CHAINSAW-FUCK YEAH
ROCKET PROPLLED CHAINSAW-HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME
CLUB-THE FIRST FUCKING WEAPON.STILL WORKS.
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by Tuefish » Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:19 am
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by IVhorseman » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:53 pm
May I present to you, The Halberd.
Look at this goddamn beautiful fucking weapon. First off, it's big as fuck. Halberds are usually the size of three to four midgets stacked on top of one another, and weigh about as much as a sack full of bacon.
Follow that up with the fact that it's a goddamn axe. Axes are incredibly manly in and of themselves, since not only do they do AT LEAST 1d12 damage per swing, but they also do at least 1d12 damage per swing. Then of course combine it with the fact that it's a fucking huge axe, and the fact that it's two-handed, like all manly weapons. The Halberd is about as subtle as a freight train covered with rocket engines.
And then of course when you're tired of axing motherfuckers, woah! just turn that shit over and it's a fucking spear! Billy Mays can't even handle this shit because it's like getting a weapon and then throwing another weapon in ABSOLUTELY FREE WITH YOUR ORDER. Not only that, but it's a goddamn spear: a weapon famous for impaling fuckers on the end of it and letting them bleed all of their blood out in about five seconds. Changing between weapons is even faster than a cheetah on crack, and you can easily combine the manliness of an axe, with the manliness of a spear! It's like a yin-yang where both halves are metal!
Look at this goddamn beautiful fucking weapon. First off, it's big as fuck. Halberds are usually the size of three to four midgets stacked on top of one another, and weigh about as much as a sack full of bacon.
Follow that up with the fact that it's a goddamn axe. Axes are incredibly manly in and of themselves, since not only do they do AT LEAST 1d12 damage per swing, but they also do at least 1d12 damage per swing. Then of course combine it with the fact that it's a fucking huge axe, and the fact that it's two-handed, like all manly weapons. The Halberd is about as subtle as a freight train covered with rocket engines.
And then of course when you're tired of axing motherfuckers, woah! just turn that shit over and it's a fucking spear! Billy Mays can't even handle this shit because it's like getting a weapon and then throwing another weapon in ABSOLUTELY FREE WITH YOUR ORDER. Not only that, but it's a goddamn spear: a weapon famous for impaling fuckers on the end of it and letting them bleed all of their blood out in about five seconds. Changing between weapons is even faster than a cheetah on crack, and you can easily combine the manliness of an axe, with the manliness of a spear! It's like a yin-yang where both halves are metal!
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by jifel » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:26 pm
Hm. The gun is manly, because you can use it to De-man someone by sneaking up behind them and sticking it down their pants when they aren't paying attention. Ouch. See, you don't even kill them, but thay are as good as dead, their life is over, their wife will leave them. Ouch. What else? OTC's of course. IV already said the halberd. Um, oh yeah! Scythes are awesome! It is a farm tool that kills grunts ten at a time.
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by Warhead » Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:58 pm
EAT ERADIATED SHIT AND DIE YOU SISSY MARY'S.
It's so manly it even fucks the world. Nuf said. Pack up and leave the manly zone right now.
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by 501stCadians » Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:45 am
Warhead wrote:
EAT ERADIATED SHIT AND DIE YOU SISSY MARY'S.
It's so manly it even fucks the world. Nuf said. Pack up and leave the manly zone right now.
No,your a pansy if you don't go in and KICK THIER ASS YOURSELF!
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by tahthing » Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:39 am
BEAR hands
whats more manly than killing something using the hands of a bear!
whats more manly than killing something using the hands of a bear!
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by razgriz 25th inf. » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:45 pm
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