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Postby 501stCadians » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:25 pm

My Friend and I's manly contest:
In a blender,mix 1 cup Tabasco sauce,1 cup Chili sauce,1/2 Hot Pepper seeds,and and 1 cup Vinegar. Blend. Pour into whiskey glasses; the guy whom drinks the most wins. Each ENTIRE portion consumed is worth one piltogg.
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Postby benkim123 » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:29 pm

Putting more than 10 weenies in your mouth. I put 11. My friend put 12.
Then we had a terrible jawache.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:39 pm

Keeping the most girlfriends on the go for the longest time without being caught. I lost that one, my record was only two girls for three months. Although I think it was a victory 'cause he got married to one of his lot and she turned out to be a psycho.

Oh, and a punch for punch contest. I won that one.
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Postby 501stCadians » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:41 pm

Try my contest. You WILL burn your insides.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:43 pm

benkim123 wrote:Putting more than 10 weenies in your mouth. I put 11. My friend put 12.
Then we had a terrible jawache.


This... is very wrong... so, so, very, very wrong.


501, I thought you might find this funny. Sounds like your contest.
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Postby ltobvious » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:48 pm

Last week, my I stood on the diving board while my friend threw anything he could find at me until I fell in the pool. Who ever survives the most projectiles wins. It's pretty fun, pool noodles, rafts, airsoft guns, and baseballs are all fair game. Just don't use bricks because they take the fun out of it.
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Re: Manly Contests

Postby Rody » Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:45 pm

501stCadians wrote:My Friend and I's manly contest:
In a blender,mix 1 cup Tabasco sauce,1 cup Chili sauce,1/2 Hot Pepper seeds,and and 1 cup Vinegar. Blend. Pour into whiskey glasses; the guy whom drinks the most wins. Each ENTIRE portion consumed is worth one piltogg.

sounds like a contest I'm good at.
we eat loads of spicy foods at home.
and I like spicy snacks.
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Postby IVhorseman » Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:57 pm

ltobvious wrote:Last week, my I stood on the diving board while my friend threw anything he could find at me until I fell in the pool. Who ever survives the most projectiles wins. It's pretty fun, pool noodles, rafts, airsoft guns, and baseballs are all fair game. Just don't use bricks because they take the fun out of it.


Bricks are worth two.
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Postby Pvt Expendable » Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:44 pm

Phttttt

I read all this and think,... ha sissies,.... this is not a real test of manlyness

Have you "men" heard of sleazy tequilas, well if not don't read any further its way too out of your league

I present TOUGH TEQUILAS

You snort the salt
You put the lemon in your eye
then you drink the tequlia,....

PHTTTTTTT
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Postby Almighty Benny » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:44 pm

psh

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You don't really pass out like that, but holy shit you feel it
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Postby IVhorseman » Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:17 am

whoever can put the most thumbtacks in their eyes wins
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Postby Rayhawk » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:48 am

Warhead wrote:Keeping the most girlfriends on the go for the longest time without being caught.

Why avoid getting caught? I had a half-dozen for years and every one of them knew it.

The above is an exaggeration, but only because I'm too lazy to try and remember well enough to count.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:00 am

Yeah, the good old days in the compound huh? :D
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Postby Rayhawk » Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:03 am

A compound called Los Angeles. Despite all the women, I am glad as hell to be out of that awful place.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:49 pm

Glad you got out in time, before the FBI showed up and lay siege to the place.
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