That made me laugh, thank you good sir.Rayhawk wrote:Sorry man! The dice were against you.Moronstudios wrote:GODDAMNIT!!!!
Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Gaiden - Turn 2
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Let's get that wizard!
IVascus tears open the door and yells at the wizard for the entire turn. Not even obscenities, just "AAAAAAAAA"
IVascus tears open the door and yells at the wizard for the entire turn. Not even obscenities, just "AAAAAAAAA"
Warhead wrote:my head burns with War.
Plastik Armory: a bunch of weapons and abilities compatible with the 2010 rules.
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Yes, Rayhawk doing a forum battle has to be the best thing to happen to this forum since the creation of the Manly subforum.
So to summarize, Rayhawk>>>Manly
So to summarize, Rayhawk>>>Manly
jifel wrote:"Any fool can make something bigger and more dangerous, but it takes an intelligent man to do the opposite."
As if we care. More explosives!
Theblackdog wrote:IVascus charges the Vladtron troops. As they lower their halberds to skewer him, he uses his Agility to backflip off the horse and land behind the Vladtrons and decapitates one of them with his sword. In the meantime, he orders his horse to maim the other Vladtron if it survives. "Betsy, ATTAAAAACK!"
lrdofbricks wrote:sir stalin: he has now joinedstonewall jacksons corps in the civil war, only jackson has survived! he becomes proficient in the pikes jackso order for his corps, and as such gains the ability to grab a halberd and wedge the tip under the cart and flip it upright, which should send the halberd flying into the chest of the nearest man.
END OF TURN SUMMARY, THEBLACKDOG AND LRDOFBRICKS:
One Vladtroop down, one to go. Ready for Turn 3 orders!
muffinman42 wrote:have stalin throw the flameing corpes at the vladtron troop on the roof.
then have him chuck the bowl on the roof as well.
benkim123 wrote:IVascus joins the dating service and decides his nickname should be VladTron then invites a girl over for dinner and she is actually an obese german woman. She arrives and hugs the vladtron troop.
IVascus easily resists his seduction roll.
END OF TURN SUMMARY, MUFFINMAN42 AND BENKIM123:
Wow, that was disturbing. BrikWars and romance shouldn't mix! At least Stalin didn't survive to have to see that. Ready for turn three orders!
Elmagnifico wrote:Ok, the IV-pase should try and eat the horse, if it can recombobulate itself as an Awful Green Thing... well, you get the idea.
It fails. He's dead.
PsyberianHusky wrote:Stalin: Remove the rear door/ladder from the carriage and clobber the remaining vladtron trooper with it.
END OF TURN SUMMARY, ELMAGNIFICO AND PSYBERIANHUSKY:
Pretty uneventful turn, except that IVascus is now completely dead instead of just mostly dead. Ready for turn three orders!
Silent-sigfig wrote:Have stalin pull a krazy Ivan on the vladtroop. Then whack him over the head with his coopy of The Kommunist Manifesto that stalin keeps in his pocket, untill the vladtroop dies.
Warhead wrote:IVascus boomerangs banana bomb at Vladtroop as distraction so Krazy Ivan has a better chance of working. Hitches loyal horse to cart.
FINAL TALLY, SILENT-SIGFIG AND WARHEAD:
A very satisfying victory, with lots of blood!
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Maaaaaan, no Awful Green Thing?
Anyway,
A] does this mean I'm like, eliminated?
B] will there be any sequel battles?
C] if there are, will I:
a) be able to compete
b) still be partnered with Psyberian Husky
Anyway,
A] does this mean I'm like, eliminated?
B] will there be any sequel battles?
C] if there are, will I:
a) be able to compete
b) still be partnered with Psyberian Husky
READTHEFORUMCODE!!!
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Sorry about the green thing business, I would have given it to you if the dice had rolled right.Elmagnifico wrote:Maaaaaan, no Awful Green Thing?
Anyway,
- A] does this mean I'm like, eliminated?
B] will there be any sequel battles?
C] if there are, will I:
- a) be able to compete
b) still be partnered with Psyberian Husky
- A: Yes.
B: Yes.- C(a): Yes.
C(b): The next battle will be solo (mostly), so you won't get paired with anybody.
- C(a): Yes.
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