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Postby Ranger S2H » Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:58 am

show us a MOC, you're the birdman!
show us a MOC that kicks ass!
cause were all in the mood for a battle,
where only the awesome shall last!

( La,La laddy da,
La la,laddy da,daaaaaaaaaaa.)
- I refuse to be stopped by something as irrelevant as logic, the laws of physics, or common sense -

if 20 chickens can fit in a brick, how many pingpongballs does a crocodile have to eat so it can swim faster than a washing machine?
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Postby birdman » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:07 am

I do have a history of not showing you guys my MOCs, don't I?
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Postby pesgores » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:24 am

I am not mentioned.

Neither is Zombie Lincoln.

WTH
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Postby Rayhawk » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:03 pm

pesgores wrote:I am not mentioned.

Neither is Zombie Lincoln.

WTH

So write your own verse, lazy.
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Postby 501stCadians » Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:33 pm

Lock eyes from across the aisle
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take the box and skip the name
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the store is the sky and I'm on your cloud
move in to the line as the lasers fly
our the box and counter touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to mine
our the bricks first touch outside my door
a whole night what we've got in store
I whisper in my ear that I want some more
and I

BRICK IN MY PANTS
This really always happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you were built
and now I
BRICK IN MY PANTS
don't tell my friends or I'll say your a mega-blocks
plus its your fault, you were an expensive set
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and build

I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for sets
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a the lego
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the lego said I need a friend
Grabbed the box,the teller turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I

BRICKED IN MY PANTS
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
BRICKED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were worth quite a lot
plus the way you have mini-figs got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you're not worth much
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked the store and saw the new sets were in and I
BRICKED IN MY PANTS

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get to the store super fast
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
BRICK IN MY PANTS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
BRICK IN MY PANTS

Open my new legos and a piece rolls out and I
BRICK IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
BRICKED IN MY PANTS

I just built a set and I
BRICKED...IN...MY PANTS
BRICKED...IN...MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...

I BRICK RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOUR IN THE AISLE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN I GRAB THE SET ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAYIM REALLY WEIRD I JUST CALL IT BEING AWESOME
I WEAR A BRICK COVER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
:D
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Postby Arkbrik » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:57 pm

Words fail me.

(in a good way, I mean)
Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.
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Postby Warhead » Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:12 pm

Well, I've just Briked in my pants! :shock:
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Postby 501stCadians » Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:12 pm

:P This i actually alot of fun. I'm like the offical Brikwars Songwriter! Or i Brick in my pants alot. :P:D
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Postby Ranger S2H » Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:09 am

on what song did you base this one?
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Postby Warhead » Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:41 am

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Postby 501stCadians » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:13 am

Yeah, it's one of my favorite songs. Me and a friend were at a ski hill once,and going up the long-distance ski lifts we were loudly singing "Small Town girl" and "Jizz In my Pants."Everyone thought we were nuts.
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Postby jmatthew » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:34 pm

brick in my pants is epic win.

now write one for "I'm on a Brick" and "Brickbox."
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Postby Elmagnifico » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:40 pm

And for the holidays:

Jingle bells, my floppy penis smells, Tahthing's banned again.
Natalya thinks that peaches stink, and Blitzen hates J+B yah!

Triangles and popes, Pesgore and Portugal.
Warhead's smashing things, and AF's got a mech.
Pow! Pow! Pow!
Roc and Dr.X, make awesome-looking MOCs.
And I just posted up my latest Lego LOOT box!

Jingle bells, my floppy penis smells, Tahthing's banned again.
Natalya thinks that peaches stink, and Blitzen hates J+B yah!

Birdman's got a wife, and Manbird's just a slut.
Strana's goodship Hodgepodge, is really kicking butt.
Doodstormer's king of paint, and Rayhawk's king of all,
And one-eye there is just so stoned, I think he's gonna fall.

Jingle bells, my floppy penis smells, Tahthing's banned again.
Natalya thinks that peaches stink, and Blitzen hates J+B yah!

IV says that's not tank, Tuefish says it is.
Oolonthor's into Steampunk, and honorary MAN.
Pilltogg needs no such rank, he simply is the MAN,
and warman's posted fake legos all over again.

Jingle bells, my floppy penis smells, Tahthing's banned again.
Natalya thinks that peaches stink, and Blitzen hates J+B yah!

Arkbrik's Sudan Hussein, Sigfig has got your flag.
Moronstudios? His forum battle's WIN
Massam's still a squirrel, and Greenkey is in the buff.
And Zombie Lincoln just zombified a bunch of other stuff.

Jingle bells, my floppy penis smells, Tahthing's banned again.
Natalya thinks that peaches stink, and Blitzen hates J+B yah!
READTHEFORUMCODE!!!
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Postby jmatthew » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:46 pm

Imagine in your mind a posh country club
The stuffy old money where the poor get snubbed
The spread is bland--sauerkraut and yellow cake
There's no way these people will ever build tanks.

But then I walk in the room, hold my brickbox high
And what happened next, will blow your mind

Everything got outta control
The legos were so exciting
Everyone got down on the floor
It was a bunch of old white people brick fighting.

Now picture if you will a bunch of business men
Stuffed in the boardroom like pigs in a pen
The ties around their necks are like a hangman's noose
In the middle of the table there's a boiled goose

The old people smell makes you want to puke in the sink
These dudes will never build, yeah that's what you think
I stride in the room all young and hip
Hold up my brickbox and say listen, build this

Then everyone started to build
People rejoiced instead of doing TPS reports
Your preconceived notions were shattered
By these super old white people building forts

The Big Apple, where people never build
Spirits go down while profits expand
The cops or the dealers, who's got the juice
The street benders peddling their boiled goose

So many types of people will never get along
Till I bust out my brickbox and play with my schl---

The legos washed away all the hate
And teklevels started advancing
Every demographic was represented
It was a rainbow coalition of minifig knights lancing
Whoa !
Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves
Whoaaaaaoaaaaaoh !
I saw a Spanish guy building some batman.

Transport now to an old folks home
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones
The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse
Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose

So I grabbed my brickbox and opened a brand new set of space (police)
And what happened next was a total disgrace

Everybody started having sex
The joy of cool alien minifigs was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting to say the least
Oh!
A brickbox can change the world
You gotta know your limits with a brickbox
This was a cautionary tale
A brickmbox is not a toy.
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Postby 501stCadians » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:52 pm

Aww shit, get your bricks ready it's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the fucking fourm
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a brick (I'm on a brick)
I'm on a brick (I'm on a brick)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm building with some bricks(building with some bricks)
I'm on a brick (I'm on a brick)
I'm on a brick
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking SHIP (SHIP, yeah)

I'm on a brick motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a brick in deep space
Busting five lightyears, lasers whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a brick

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a brick, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my lego trunks
And my mini-figs
I'm flipping bricks, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping bricks

I'm riding on a SHIP, doing flips and shit
The SHIPS's shooting, getting everybody
But this ain't Star wars, this is real as it gets
I'm on a brick, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a SHIP and
It's going fast and
I got a classic space themed
moon base
I'm the king of the lego
On a boat made of lego
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this brick is REAL!!!

Fuck megablocks, I'm on a brick, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck clone brands, I buy lego, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This SHIP engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Laser shots spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this brick to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Brian Boitano, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a brick
It's a big brick road (yeah)
Dread Pirate 2x2
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big SHIP coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a minifig

I'm on a brick
I'm on a brick
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a brick (woaah)
I'm on a brick
I'm on a brick
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' SHIP (sha-sha-shorty, shorty,
FUCK YEAH!
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