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by **eviljack** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:39 pm

"Aaaahhhhhhhh" said the man, who......

by **benkim123** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:07 am

eviljack wrote:"Aaaahhhhhhhh" said the man, who......

"Aaaahhhhhhhh"

That's what she said!

My terrible youtube channel · by **Magic Soap** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:51 am

Aaaagh said the man who then realised that being at a defacation plant did not involve pissing, but something else no one probably looked up. Thus the man was fired, and he and santa went looking for more jobs. After searching in the grimier areas of Stalingrad, they found a rather strange pub.

by **kiemaster** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:55 pm

at the pub there was a fortune teller who..

My terrible youtube channel · by **Magic Soap** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:57 pm

Predicted something funny was going to happen. Note the fact the fortuneteller's globe was clearly controlled by remote control.

by **kiemaster** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:43 pm

santa realised that it was a fake and shot the fortune teller in the face with his sawn-off shotgun then...

by **Warhead** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:55 pm

ate her Chiwawa.

by **kiemaster** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:04 pm

and choked on it.

by **Warhead** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:06 pm

Choke your Chiwawa?.. :shock:

Whah-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :lol:

by **kiemaster** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:09 pm

-_________________-'

by **Warhead** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:23 pm

Santa was manly and crushed the offending Chiwawa that was choking him with his throat. He strode to the bar and ripped off the beer tap, helping himself to the beer fountain. Some time later, once his thirst was sated he eyed the barmaid and with a belch asked.

"So, how's about giving me a taste of yar cookie darlin'! I've been naughty."

by **kiemaster** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:27 pm

(lets not lead this into that warhead)

the barmaid got her dad(who happend to be Charles Nelson Rilley) to throw santa out into the gutter

My terrible youtube channel · by **Magic Soap** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:38 pm

In retaliation santa's manly friend took Charles Nelson Rilley down with his bare fists, before driving a bar stool through is jugular. The remaining mush was put into a body bag by the dancing hat police, who are shortly arriving on the scene.

by **kiemaster** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:42 pm

Charles Nelson Reilly could not die so he burst out of the body bag fooling everyone that he was dead and proved that he was more manly by showing them his official biography that has been made into a songhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrGmD2wk8m4

My terrible youtube channel · by **Magic Soap** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:44 pm

Which led to John Lennon coming back from his weed-covered grave (Weed, gettit?) to invoke the power of the hippie gods.

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