Copenhagen Climate Conference (artist's impression)

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Copenhagen Climate Conference (artist's impression)

Postby Arkbrik » Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:50 am

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The world's leaders meet in the homeland of Lego to solve the climate problems.

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Outside, angry demonstrants come closer.

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The police stand ready to protect the conference.

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The demonstrants rush forward, shouting their idealistic slogans.

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A molotov cocktail explodes among the cops, killing one.

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In return a cop shoots a demonstrant.

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The chainsaw is put to good use.

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These four guys are too incompetent to kill each other.

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At the conference, an argument breaks out between Barack Obama (president of the United States) and Fredrik Reinfeldt (prime minister of Sweden, chairman of the European Union).

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Obama strips off and summons his unicorn!

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The cops are losing...

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Obama rides forth!

MEANWHILE IN AN ORBITING SPACEFORTRESS

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"Lord Warhead, the climate conference is going out of control!"

"I was getting bored of that anyway. Nuke it!"

"Yes mylord!"

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And in a gigantic explosion, the Copenhagen Climate Conference ends.
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Postby dilanski » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:29 am

WTLOL?!

Also doesn't Obama have darker skin colour?
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Postby Tzan » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:52 am

Obama strips off and summons his unicorn!


HAHAHAHAHA!

Nice end photo.
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Postby Natalya » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:39 am

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Postby Warhead » Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:12 pm

:shock: :lol: AH-HAHAHA! FUCKIN' HELL! REAL TEARS, HONESTLY. I WAS LOLIN' MY ASS OFF! You just won a Forum Place me ol' mucker.
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Postby Zahru II » Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:42 pm

Pure WIN.
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Postby Arkbrik » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:38 pm

dilanski wrote:WTLOL?!

Also doesn't Obama have darker skin colour?


No peaches in my reports, thank you very much.
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Postby Moronstudios » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:43 pm

Nicely done, It was a good read. :D
It was nice you added in warhead.
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Postby Elmagnifico » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:45 pm

You know what this needs? a follow-up forum battle between caricatures of famous political figures.

Examples:

Zombie Lincoln
Obama and his unicorn (perhaps now mutated by the nuke?)
Robot Lenin
Cyborg Nixon
Margaret Thatcher, the "Iron Lady" (perhaps a mecha?)
Pol Pot, armed with a pole and some pot
Burning Bush
Prince Charles, king of the Dimmies, his true people
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:56 pm

Don't forget Natalya's cyborg Mcain.
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Postby samuelzz10 » Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:01 pm

This is pure win!
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Postby fredde » Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:00 am

so........epic


this has to be the funniest battlereport i have ever read and all i can say is lol so funny
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Postby Warhead » Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:19 am

ALSO WIK: MEANWHILE IN AN ORBITING SPACEFORTRESS

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He-llooo my dear, do those sea shells come off at all, hmmmm?... :)
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Postby Arkbrik » Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:33 am

I wrote:MEANWHILE IN AN ORBITING SPACEFORTRESS


I've wanted to write that line for all of my life.
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Postby lrdofbricks » Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:48 pm

i think you did a great job portraying warheads character.
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