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Googlism

Postby Tzan » Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:31 pm

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

I'm mostly posting this so you can read the Hate Mail:
Start with #1 at the bottom of the page.

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Script ... _mail.html
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Postby Arkbrik » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:26 pm

Hatemail #17 wrote:These days it is all too common to see mini religions popping up everywhere. Once people realize how gullible and easily lead other people are, they realize that any one can create a religion. Heck. I have just started a religion where Lego is a god. It is versatile, can give a person signs. You can find meaning in it. I currently have 26 people who are following this church of Lego. Congratulations Googlists for discovering that the world is gullible.

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Postby Ranger S2H » Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:34 pm

do we know this guy? :P

its funny that these guys actually put more thought in this than trianglism, Its possible to doubt whether this is a well-designed joke or serious

what would you guys say when someone tries to covert you to some religion? I think I'd listen to his story and then go "ok, sounds good, but what does your religion have to offer what other religions don't?"
- I refuse to be stopped by something as irrelevant as logic, the laws of physics, or common sense -

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Postby muffinman42 » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:43 pm

The idea of a religion is that its a belief not a club so i really think that thease people are idiots, at the same time the people complaining are idiots.
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Postby Ranger S2H » Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:25 pm

idiocy is human
- I refuse to be stopped by something as irrelevant as logic, the laws of physics, or common sense -

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Postby warman45 » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:33 pm

According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "dumbfuckery", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.

Proof #8 FTW!

lol this is hilarious because it is actually true. you have more reason to believe google is a god than any other religion (except maybey athiesm) while athiesm states there is no god it approaches it in a very religious manner and i therefore allowed it to contend. some could debate that Atheism IS a religion.

on a more related note (because i believe derailing a thread this good is Blasphemy!) the proof these people cite is amazing. and accurate. two things most religions don't even near. as we'll the benifits of googleism are a better and easier search engine for all!
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