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by **Tzan** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:28 pm

Newtek poster: "How can a "drugged fuelled idiot" like me meet a nice girl"

The teen dating thread is lost forever.
So I present to you the adult dating thread.

Witness the helpful advice like:
Russian brides
Vacation to Brazil
Humorous unintentional mangling of the english language by Brazilians.

Warning! contains small amounts of concurring.

http://www.newtek.com/forums/showthread.php?t=105054

Not as funny as the Brik version of course.
So you could really skip it if you don't want to wade through 7 pages of boring advice.
In fact I don't know why I'm posting this, best just to skip it really.

by **birdman** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:36 pm

If you want good advice, go to /R9K/. They know what's up.

by **Nitewatchman** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:21 pm

Ha!

Women.

That's pretty much my take on it.

by **Almighty Benny** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:00 am

If I were ever to receive a new rank title, I would want it to be "drugged, fuelled idiot." I would settle for seeing someone else get that rank title though...

Maybe IVHorseman?

My terrible youtube channel · by **Magic Soap** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:57 am

Perhaps whoever started the "Let's Talk About Pot" discussion?

by **Elmagnifico** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:06 am

Adult dating is easy: If they've got a comb-over, they're obviously pre-80s. If they vibrate when they talk, they're either cold or early 40s. If they're drunk and missing an eye, that means they're probably Warhead.

[EDIT:] Fix'd

by **OneEye589** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:24 am

Elmagnifico wrote:If they're drunk or missing an eye, that means they're probably Warhead.

Seriously?

by **AdrianTheGeek** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:29 pm

What's a woman? Are they those wiener-less creatures with round objects on their chest?

by **Warhead** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:38 am

If they're drunk and missing an eye, that means they're probably Warhead

Puh-leeze! ...I still have both eyes. I just might go blind if I take a blow to the head is all.

Anyway, it should be...

If they're drunk and shagging your Mrs or/and mom then it is Warhead.

If they are ugly, have big ears and a dapper hat, talk a lot of shite and are humping your leg, it's J+B.

by **lrdofbricks** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:06 am

yikes... warhead got a MULTI THREAD dis going on JB. this might get interesting

by **MasterEcabob** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:50 pm

Uh, where have you been for the past few months? Warhead's been dishing out the pain to J+B for a while now.

My terrible youtube channel · by **Magic Soap** » Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:39 am

Warhead wrote:
If they're drunk and missing an eye, that means they're probably Warhead

Puh-leeze! ...I still have both eyes. I just might go blind if I take a blow to the head is all.

Lol, out of Gordon Brown, Warhead and Demoman, what are their similarities and which is the odd one out?

by **Warhead** » Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:47 pm

Uh, They are all Scottish.

Odd one out is Gordon Brown, because he's a fat fuckin despicable greedy cunt that I would like to gut with a skinning knife and wear as a hat, and he also looks like toad from Toad Hall.

Although, it could be Demoman because I have never played that game.

Or me, for some oddly funny joke reason that I've just intentionally walked right into with the foreknowledge that I'll no doubt disembowel you verbally when I attempt to get back out of your trap.

by **Elmagnifico** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:54 am

Hey warhead, have you heard of Craig Fergus? What's your opinion of him?

My terrible youtube channel · by **Magic Soap** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:38 am

No Warhead, you're the only one with a remaining eye. It could be Gordon Brown being whiteskinned, if you are black.

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