by Warhead » Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:25 am
It has been my observation that this is merely the natural cycle of the J+B affliction.
First come the feverish insane misspelled ranting, some say this is his natural state but no one knows for sure. Few care to find out.
Then the jealous booty bothered starts, J+B will attack forum members without any real reason and randomly post his own lack lustre creations in an attempt to gain status. This behaviour soon bursts like a cankerous sore as the forum anti-bodies attack the retard and burn him with fire.
And so the long but not long enough uncommunicative sulk sets in, nobody knows what occurs at this time. Some say J+B goes into a Pupa state and attempts to re-invent himself; this has so far been disproved, as J+B remains the same twat he has always been. Others believe he weeps a lot and plays with dolls, the only thing that is sure is that this period is over too briefly.
Until finally the affliction calms down and we are subjected to the triumphant return of fail with some but not many attempts at grammar and spelling which ultimately descend into a slump after a week until his behaviour resets back to insane misspelled crap.
Some here believe J+B is lovable. If this is even possible then I imagine that J+B is like the turd in the student flat that will not flush, so you give it a name like Bobby the jobby. Each morning he is there greeting you from the toilet bowl and each time you try to get rid of the little shit but unless you put those marigolds on and stab the little fucker he ain’t going anywhere.