The Battle of Fort Duncon!

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Who will win?

Fort Duncon ppls
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Attackers
2
18%
Idk...
3
27%
UR MOM!
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Total votes : 11

The Battle of Fort Duncon!

Postby Lt. Krus » Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:08 pm

As I promised, the battle. I meant camera, Soap.

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Tools of the trade.

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Fort Duncon. How can they possibly be defeated? Just read. The guy at the entrance of the top building is their hero/leader.

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The guy with the yellow helmet and the CRAZY MACE MAN are their heroes. They have two because they are outnumbered, and no heroic ego because I came up with a heroic teamwork. (like in Army of Two)

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Overview.

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Attackers move up.

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Aim........

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Killshot!

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Take out the air support! (the fort in the background means nothing, I just forgot to move it)

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Done.

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This is probably the least gory shot. As he dies, he takes out a throwknife.
The tries to throw it....

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Miss..

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He dies.

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CMM charges at the lady and.....

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Oh. Shit.

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Pwnt.

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Not the uzi! Gawddammit!

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You know what happens.

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:D
Now starts an improv rule I call Seige Battle. It's activated by an army or unit even by some means (jumping, ladder, ect.)onto a building, castle wall, ect. Inspired by Lord of the Rings 2 :).Now teams can only move 1 unit per turn.

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The turret gunner aims and fires at the attackers. FIYAAAAA!!

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Death. About in the next couple of pics the gore starts.

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What th....

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Impact. Headtrama. Death. In that order.

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"Ima dead."

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Bazooka man aims....

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Kaboom.

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I'm not sure it's all supposed to come out like that........

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Du du dun.....

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*SPLAT*

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I'd be happy too if I were him.

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His head explodes due to awesome-sauce over-exposure.

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The body.

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When Jake (the controller of the attackers) asked me if he could do this I told him if he rolled a 20 he could. I ate my words.

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Says to himself, "Self confidence, self confidence.."

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ha-HA!

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Ohes teh noes!

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Jayzkayz!

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We have takeoff!

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XP

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Mo-hammad moves up.

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The turret gunner decides to do somthin about CMM killin all his friends.

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*Chc-chc*

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*Bam*

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"Who shot me?!? Which of you little fucks shot me?"

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By now, Ben (the controller who got pick of which army) is really pissed and can't fucking believe what's going on like Bonn-o-Tron.

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I think he would have a better batting average than McGuire...

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Haha.

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An infantry man moves up...

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...to aim...

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...and shoot Mo-Hammad. "NO SUICIDE BOMBING FOR YOU!"

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These guys move up.

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Bow lady aims...

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...and CMM watches it fly by.

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Feeling lazy and not wanting to move, CMM looks for somthing to throw.

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That will work.

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*CLUNK*

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*Spu-lats*

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:D

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Whats the point? Will it even hit him?

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Yet, Ben still makes spearguy shoot. But wait... WHAT'S THIS?

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IT HITS HIS HAND! By now Ben is dancing around, saying YAYAYAYAYAY!!

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Now he's just pissed off.

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Now, CMM just want to rest.

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He shoud've left CMM the FUCK alone.

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Sorry for the long post.
Ya, I know the battle wasn't as gory as it was epic, but hey, it was beast, right?
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:57 pm

#1. Work on getting your point across. I just spend five minutes trying to decode what you just said.

#2. Great, that's three factions that have the same color scheme that I do. Funny thing is, I think I came up with it first...

#3. Where's the battle?
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Postby Lt. Krus » Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:32 pm

Sorry, I accedentaly clicked submit in the beginning instead of the preview button so I just spent an hour to post the real battle.
Happy?
And look to the COMING SOON thread to 'decode' the second sentence.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:35 pm

Well... that was pretty good. *thumbs up*
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Postby Lt. Krus » Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:36 pm

And Ross, I haven't even seen your battle.
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Postby Bragallot » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:09 pm

Why'd he win against everyone so easily... he didn't even look cool.
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Postby Lt. Krus » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:14 pm

Because he had a heroic feat every turn, and Jake kept rolling 17s, 18s, 19s, and 20s. Idk how he rolled like that, but shit, it worked.
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Postby Bragallot » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:23 pm

Down with that guy! Have him be OTCd or... something!
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Postby Magic Soap » Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:15 pm

I like the way he complains of everything in his other fail thread (It's about time!) and then uses shitty brikbuilt weapons in his own battle. +1 points to Special ability: Downs.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:30 pm

I liked it. Nice Battle. Kill Shot and the Anti Aircraft pics were good and you just sold me on getting a ton of red snakes for guts.
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Motherfucker!
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Postby Lt. Krus » Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:31 pm

Im using shit brik-built weapons bcause all my good brickarms are in use for another project (not brikwars). But I will include the 'project' in another battle, but I am going to host a battle with my less important BA first.
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Postby Magic Soap » Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:45 pm

Lt Krus, sort out your signature

http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1038

Or alternatively Rayhawk or Stubby can adjust it. It is too big, bigger than most of your posts/
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Postby Lt. Krus » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:00 pm

*GASP* NOT A DIMMY! ANYTHING BUT A DIMMY! There, I adjusted it.
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Postby lrdofbricks » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:14 pm

braggalot, i just can't take you seriously with that picture.
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Postby Bragallot » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:17 pm

Then you have the right idea :D
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