As I promised, the battle. I meant camera, Soap.
Tools of the trade.
Fort Duncon. How can they possibly be defeated? Just read. The guy at the entrance of the top building is their hero/leader.
The guy with the yellow helmet and the CRAZY MACE MAN are their heroes. They have two because they are outnumbered, and no heroic ego because I came up with a heroic teamwork. (like in Army of Two)
Attackers move up.
Take out the air support! (the fort in the background means nothing, I just forgot to move it)
This is probably the least gory shot. As he dies, he takes out a throwknife.
The tries to throw it....
CMM charges at the lady and.....
Not the uzi! Gawddammit!
You know what happens.
Now starts an improv rule I call Seige Battle. It's activated by an army or unit even by some means (jumping, ladder, ect.)onto a building, castle wall, ect. Inspired by Lord of the Rings 2
.Now teams can only move 1 unit per turn.
The turret gunner aims and fires at the attackers. FIYAAAAA!!
Death. About in the next couple of pics the gore starts.
Impact. Headtrama. Death. In that order.
Bazooka man aims....
I'm not sure it's all supposed to come out like that........
Du du dun.....
I'd be happy too if I were him.
His head explodes due to awesome-sauce over-exposure.
When Jake (the controller of the attackers) asked me if he could do this I told him if he rolled a 20 he could. I ate my words.
Says to himself, "Self confidence, self confidence.."
Ohes teh noes!
We have takeoff!
Mo-hammad moves up.
The turret gunner decides to do somthin about CMM killin all his friends.
"Who shot me?!? Which of you little fucks shot me?"
By now, Ben (the controller who got pick of which army) is really pissed and can't fucking believe what's going on.
I think he would have a better batting average than McGuire...
An infantry man moves up...
...and shoot Mo-Hammad. "NO SUICIDE BOMBING FOR YOU!"
These guys move up.
Bow lady aims...
...and CMM watches it fly by.
Feeling lazy and not wanting to move, CMM looks for somthing to throw.
That will work.
Whats the point? Will it even hit him?
Yet, Ben still makes spearguy shoot. But wait... WHAT'S THIS?
IT HITS HIS HAND! By now Ben is dancing around, saying YAYAYAYAYAY!!
Now he's just pissed off.
Now, CMM just want to rest.
He shoud've left CMM the FUCK alone.
Sorry for the long post.
Ya, I know the battle wasn't as gory as it was epic, but hey, it was beast, right?
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