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Postby Ross_Varn » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:39 pm

I have completely forgot what this thread was about in the first place.

@Warhead- Great analogy there mate. Should I have said "The Death Star"? Bleach just sounded better that saying "stronger than acid". >.<
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Postby Rody » Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:35 am

ah yes this was the bragging thread,

I drank damn fine whisky. went on a ski trip in the alps, drank loads of beer, made out with some hot girls, and had loads of fun.


and then later: whisky tasting event, that I somehow didn't have to pay for. also some free beer with the other students.
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Postby Rody » Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:44 pm

:necro: yes, taking this step to necro the manliness subforum.

I would post something here to brag about if only I had something to properly brag about. yesterday was just too darn unlucky for brag-worthy things to show up.

get stabbed in crotch,
have bike chain fall off... 4 times in 10 minutes,
get flattened in crowd,
and worst of all, someone spilled my beer.
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Postby Warhead » Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:08 pm

:shock: Spilled your beer!

What cemetery are they in, so I can send flowers.
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Postby kiemaster » Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:18 pm

please say it didnt soak into the carpet!!!!!!
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Postby Warhead » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:27 pm

Nah, it would have hit the back of his head before it could hit the carpet.
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Postby muffinman42 » Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:09 pm

The axe or the beer?
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Postby Warhead » Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:07 pm

The Beer. The axe hit his crotch, he said as much in his list.
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Postby Rody » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:20 pm

woohoo, revenge, this time he got stabbed in his nether region.
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Postby Warhead » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:50 pm

Um, kinky?..

I'm not sure if I want the answer to this but ok, here goes. What the fairyfuck are you doing that involves poking men in the private areas in a stabbing like fashion in an obviously not fatally way. Not fatal 'cause you got stabbed last time and yet here you are?
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Postby muffinman42 » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:57 pm

This thread needs a disclaimer "abandon hope ye who enter"
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Postby Warhead » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:34 pm

muffinman42 wrote:This forum needs a disclaimer "abandon hope ye who enter"


Fixed!
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Postby aoffan23 » Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:07 pm

Warhead wrote:
muffinman42 wrote:This world needs a disclaimer "abandon hope ye who enter"


Fixed!


Double fixed!
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I agree with Warhead.
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Postby Paco » Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:28 pm

aoffan23 wrote:
Warhead wrote:
muffinman42 wrote: Your Mom needs a disclaimer "abandon hope ye who enter"


Fixed!


Double fixed!

Triple fixed!
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Postby stubby » Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:29 am

Paco the Duck Ninja wrote:
aoffan23 wrote:
Warhead wrote:
muffinman42 wrote: Your Mom needs a disclaimer "abandon hope ye who enter"

Fixed!

Double fixed!

Triple fixed!

Paco the Duck Ninja wins the thread!
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