Zombie (Zulu) Dawn Turn 7

[piltogg]

I vote that Warhead be crowned mod of the forum battles.

[Magic Soap]

I second this motion.

Warhead, is Birdman playing as anyone?

[The Shadowscythe]

I sixth and seventh this motion.

[Ross_Varn]

Right, and then he can get into whatever forum battle he wants to.

Oh wait.

I think he can anyway...

Seventhed.

[muffinman42]

I ninth that notion, pesgores isn't active.

[Warhead]

Urgh! Now look here you lot. There are people here who have put in far more work and dedication and are more deserving of this honour than I am. My battle is a salute to them.

AND!

Do you have even the slightest inkling of how much more insufferable and boorish I would be IF I were to accept? Fuckin' C'mon! Give a fella' a break!.. It would go to my head and I would end up fucking it up. I like King of The Hill 'cause I can be the Tyrant and nobody gets harmed... much. Real life? If I had free reign! Sick!!! So, once again thanks but no thank you. No Froddo's funny magic ring for me, oh no. I shall diminish into the West... I pass the test.

What? Me, as the peach pirates?!? I should say not! I was commanding the Super Jews in Cpt. Zipp's absence.

Then I still need your orders too. So get on with it. Unless you already have and then I'm sorry but I deleted your PM along with the rest.

DAMN, who the hell was controlling those damn Peach Pirates? Anyone know? Birdman then who? Fuck it. Birdman or who ever if your fast you can have them back. See, is this any way to run a bloody battle let alone a section of the forum?

I need orders from the PLA too. I know who that is and they said they would send them so they had bloody better.

[Elmagnifico]

I assumed, with Capt. Zipp's return, he would resume command, but I suppose I could whip together some orders.

[Warhead]

Well, lets not be too hasty. I can PM Cpt Zipps. I have another forum battle use for you if you think you're up to the task?

[Ross_Varn]

Aw great, I think we made him mad again...

Ah, whatever mate. I think we all think you would be best suited for the position, but I'm of the opinion we don't need a mod on Forum Battles.

[Warhead]

So, I wouldn't have to do... anything? Hmmm, still no. I can't be trusted.

[Ross_Varn]

That's a given.

[Warhead]

I try to make it obvious so I can't be accused by the inevitable war crimes tribunal of taking advantage of the lower tech indigenous natives. See, it's all to plan. Shh.

[muffinman42]

You just told your plan to use... unless that was part of the plan but you left it out... or thats not your plan... or your plan is to tell us that so that we are lead down a false road... And you say yourself "i can't be trusted" soo that implys that what you told us is not to be taken as true... unless thats your plan and it's a double bluff!

[Warhead]

[muffinman42]

Or maybe you want use to think it's a double bluff... so a triple bluff... or dose it just return to a bluff... AGH MY BRAINS