Zombie (Zulu) Dawn Turn 8

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Postby OneEye589 » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:16 pm

So when the two officers on top of the building clash their OTC's together, everything's gonna explode, right?
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Postby Warhead » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:20 pm

Maybe. Unless one of them isn't quite up to scratch. You'll know him. He'll be the one that looks like this.

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Postby Natalya » Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:17 pm

Nice gantry trick there Cpt. Zipps. But can you survive the next turn?

And yeah Warhead, wtf I didn't wanna attack the bitches, I just wanted to get over there. 0_O
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Postby Warhead » Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:15 pm

LOL! I do stoopid things when I get so tired I can't speak. Apologies all round. Course you could make it up to him for me by protecting his last Bitch?

Now on with the show...

THE PEACH PIRATES


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What use is a Gunship if you can't ride around in it?

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Captain Badass and his men harpoon the ORCA and hitch a lift.

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The others hurry to make the extraction point in time. They are in too much of a hurry to notice... (Yup, 4+ on a D6 to notice and they both failed).

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Joe Pineapples lying in wait in the dark until he blasts them down like dogs. But the Peach Scout/Sniper survived.

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The Peach Scout tells the ORCA to leave, there isn't anyone else coming.

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Gotta' be quick. He takes his shot! It's a good one! Joe Pineapples losses a wound. The Peach ducks back into cover.

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The rest of the Peaches safely embark on the Gunship.

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The Turret Laser spits searing energy blasts as the tail gun fires continuously.

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mAd MaX sAm'S Tank takes the full brunt of the Peach fire. One of the back fins is blown off and the gunner is killed. The Autocannon doesn't do any damage to the front armour or the track.

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Noticing they have a stowaway the Peach Pirates pile out to say hello.

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The duel laser sword wielding Peach blocks Volts Psionic staff, things are getting a bit busy up here!
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:55 pm

That heavy rail gun is bad-ass!
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Postby Massam » Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:41 pm

BASTARDS KILLED MY INSTA-GUNNER!!!!!!!!! DIE FUCKERS!!!!!DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Warhead » Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:24 pm

THE UNDEAD DEADLY SPACEMEN

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The UDSM move up.

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One launches his OTC Glaive at the Britannian Lieutenant.

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Still pumped from his successful attack on the Stalker the Lieutenant thinks he can block an OTC with his Laser Sword. Huzzah! The sword connects!

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And that's how he found out he can't block, parry or deflect an OTC attack. The OTC returns to the firer.

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Another OTC attack, this time on the last Britannian Assault Trooper.

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With predictable results.

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Another UDSM lines up his attack on the Britannian Hero. He fires with her dead in his sights.

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And rolls a critical failure. I then roll again to see just how bad it is. It's not fatal to the firer but I'm not sure the Peach Assault Team will be too happy.

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Instead of firing his OTC Glaive the last UDSM leaps down to attack Borstal.

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Like a hot knife in butter the UDSM cuts through the skewered zombie and Borstals left arm.

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He's still alive but he's lost a wound again. Fffuuu!
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Postby Bragallot » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:14 pm

Noooo! Francis! :(

So many OTC's, how can they ever be beaten? :?
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Postby muffinman42 » Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:20 pm

All the armys are recieveing powerfull units this turn (or have powefull units).
Should make an interesting battle.
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Postby IVhorseman » Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:52 am

boy i'm glad I ported out of there before those UDSM showed up.
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Postby Sloopofwar » Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:07 pm

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Postby Warhead » Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:20 pm

Times up. Wife was in hospital yesterday. Op's been cancelled as too dangerous and you know, other blah, blah stuff. Enough to say I've been needed elsewhere.

ALMIGHTY BENNY AND WARHEAD!!!

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Warhead produces an Immortal TechTM Infinity Case.

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He brings it down to the courtyard and starts rummaging about in it muttering as he brings things out...

Battle Axe? I'll need that for later...

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Hmm, Heavy Ionizer? Nope!

The unpacking of weaponly goodness attracts the attention of one Almighty Benny.

Gimmie! *Yoink!* Want to try!

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VI-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-ZOW!!!

Benny tries the Ionizer out on Cthulhu. As Benny laughs manically Warhead keeps unpacking.

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Warhead struggles but finally manages to pull out the BFG Plasma Pistol.

Phwoar! Fuck Ionizer! Give big gun NOW!

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Weeee! Mwah-hahahahahahahaha!!!

voom voom voom VOOM VOOM! VOOOM! ZA-POOOOOOW!!!

Again, Benny tries out the weapon on Cthulhu as Warhead brings even more goodies out the case.

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This time a Grendal 40mm Mini-Rocket Launcher. It rotates like a minigun.

?!? :twisted:


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PHOOOM! PHOOOM! PHOOOM! PHOOOM!

MOAR!!! Ah-ha, Ah-hahaha! Oh dear, I think Benny has lost control as he slips into a gun driven Psychosis. Mini-Rockets blast all around Cthulhu

Ah-ha! Warhead finally manages to find what he was looking for. He starts pulling on the chain. No sounds of flushing emanate from the case so he keeps on pulling.

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PHOOOM! PHOOOM! PHOOOM! PHOOOM!

Aaaaaaaaaagh! Aaaaaaaaaaagh! Aaaaaaaaaaagh! Aaaaaaaaaagh! How do you stop this thing!!!

Benny is finding the recoil a tad difficult. Warhead is too busy and keeps on pulling the chain from the case.

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PHOOOM! PHOOOM! PHOOOM! PHOOOM!

Aaaaaaaaaagh! Aaaaaaaaaaagh! Aaaaaaaaaaagh! Aaaaaaaaaagh! FFFFFFFUUUuuuuuuuu!!!

The recoil swings Benny around dangerously. Warhead is tugging hard on the chain, there seems to be some resistance, then plop someone appears from the case attached to the chain.

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Benny seems to have gained control of the weapon and expresses his critical opinion with the edge of his SlaughTER Stick.

Stoopid Fuckin' peace of shit! Grrr!

Warhead drags the person clear of the case. Who the hell can it be?..

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It's J+B! He's wearing the black hooded top and trilby he got for Christmass. He looks a little apprehensive, don't you think?

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Move you!

Tihs is a laod of bolkcy siht! You msut be a tenegaer you so carp! Moan! Moan! Why will nobody love me? Caustic pish etc!

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Warhead quickly ties J+B up.

Aren't you going to gag him?

Nope, unfortunately I need him as is.

Whine! Whine! Im bset biudler who eevr lvied!

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BOOT!!!

Before J+B can dribble another turd like word into the pint of conversation Warhead drop kicks him up the butt and into the air.

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Aaaaaiiiiiiieeeeee!!!!

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Sensing the presence of a sacrifice Cthulhu's mouth parts shoot out from the portal ready to receive his gift.

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Help me!

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Please!

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I wan't my mommy!!!

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PLOOP!

And with that J+B is gone.

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And so too are the tentacles.

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Leaving it safe enough for Warhead and Almighty Benny to use the Portal.

Peace of Piss!

S'Right!
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Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:47 pm

Bwaaaahaaahaaahahahahahahahahaaa! That has to be the single most hilarious forum post I have ever read here - getting rid of C'thulu by throwing J+B at him is truly, truly fucking inspired - one can only hope he can never post again from the innards of C'thulu's digestion tract!

But Now I have to ask - is there another world on the other side of that portal? And if there is, do we get to see it? :twisted:
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I WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I WARN YOU?! BLAME RAYHAWK DAMNIT.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:52 pm

Find out tomorrow as Cthulhu's turn unfolds!
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Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:55 pm

Warhead wrote:Find out tomorrow as Cthulhu's turn unfolds!


C'thulu has a TURN?! My god I think I just came . . .
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