Just a few words before this tarnish on my name goes on...
...remember kids, don't try this yourselves, you aren't Warhead. But that's alright because neither am I. Tzan is though so he can do what he likes. What a guy.
Seriously, Ogle. This was embarrassing. Please stop.
Hey, are you saying the mom thing has run it's course?
Racist: In that humans as a whole are considered a race then technically yes. However, by the rule of Bill Hicks you aren't considered human unless you are in the phone book so it does create some grey areas... but, GUILTY!
Nerd: I'm here aren't I? So, GUILTY! Wait, don't you need to know a lot about a particular subject befo... *sigh* ...nah, it's no use. I'm a nerd.
There are extenuating circumstances to each of these charges which matter not a damn. Sentencing should be carried out swiftly.