THE PEACH PIRATES
Forgetting Volt can fly the Peach Pirates at least chase him off the Orca.
Indy manages to winch himself up and shoots Volt but the shot is absorbed by his armour. The Rifle Peach dude crit fails and stumbles...
His landing roll could have went better too.
As the Orca swings around to make an attack run, Captain Badass is happy to dangle on the grapple line. He swings with the momentum and using his Glaive like a golfclub he twats Leonidus upside the head while shouting FOUR!!! Being a Champion Captain Badass is much stronger and although Leonidis gets the OTC to absorb most of the damage the force still sends him flying...
...I mean reeeeeeally far.
...*PING!* please adjust trays and headrests to the upright position for landing, thank you!..
Where he lands stuck upside down in the smashed remains of a tower. Is it just me or does he look a bit... miffed?
Worse, having dropped his OTC Captain Badass is quick to snag it up on the prongs of his Glaive. "Mine now bitch." he mutters.
The Orca screams in for the kill. The Peaches on top struggle to stay on as the gunship dives. Volt easily keeps pace.
The Turret Laser and the Main Canon fire as a Rocket is launched. The tail gunner has nothing to shoot at so waits saving a response action.
The Turret Gun hits the Survivors Battlewagon.
Targeting the already damaged back the laser finds a vital part and causes a critical failure in the engine.
A secondary explosion leaves it a worthless wreck. mAd MaX-sAm survives however. There is a very strong reinforced armour partition between the engine and the drivers cabin. Well, they don't get called survivors for nothing.
At the same time the Rocket blasts in towards the Guard Tower. However, Blitzen was lying in wait and fires her OTC Rocket at the same time.
The Rocket hits the building sending Mini-Warhead flying. It's getting like a Chinese Acrobatic Circus out there today. The tower roof collapses and falls down on Blitzen trapping her helpless under it's weight.
He soars through the air with the greatest of ease.
And crashes through Lego as nice as you please.
And he hopes the gunners get venereal disease as he lands on his back and... nope, I got nothin'. He's out cold. Poor thing. Get up son! Stop being such a little faker!.. Damn, nothing.
The Main Canon strikes near to the Red DSM.
And he's FINE ladies and gentlemen!
No wait, this just in. He's toast.
Meanwhile the OTC rockets towards the ORCA!
It scrapes down the entire side of the ship chewing through anything in it's way and continues on unhindered.
Struggling with the controls the pilot barely manages to keep control as the Orca becomes one engine lighter. He rolled a crit but it's going to be horrendously difficult to keep this fat bitch airborne AND fire weapons and stuff. Although he doesn't have to worry about firing the main canon or the rockets anymore since they were on that Engine Block.
The Peach Pirate Scout can't believe his luck as he spots a grenade in a nearby crate.
Trying to keep his giggles under control he lobs the grenade down the ramp.
In an enclosed space the force of the blast spits Joe Pineapples out and smacks him into a wall. His rifle and equipment are fraged.
As is Joe. One more Immortal down.