King of the hill: Unfunny edition

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King of the hill: Unfunny edition

Postby dilanski » Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:00 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: ?
You: you ever played king of the hill?
Stranger: yes.
You: wanna game?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: ?
You: Have you ever played king of the hill?
Stranger: no
Stranger: age sex


See who can have the longest king of the hill game.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:12 pm

This is prolly the only worthwhile clone of King of the Hill that is on the forums. I approve.

In other news, I just started a King of the Hill on the eUS's eRepublik military boards. We'll see how that goes.

Edit: Ok. This was weird.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello. Ever played king of the hill?
Stranger: Yes. It's great
You: Cool. want to play?
Stranger: YA
You: Ok.
You: Let me see..
You: I sit on the hill. My hill.
Stranger: I take the hill from I and build a fort around it
You: I roll up in my squad of tanks and start shelling the fort.
Stranger: You"
Stranger: I still have the fort but I'm evacuating
You: When the wall goes down, I roll the tanks in. My hill!
Stranger: TrAp! I left time bombs there that will explode in 5 min
You: Oh great- the tanks go for the wall.
Stranger: I love u
You: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Postby dilanski » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:25 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you a randy girl? x
You: wtf
You: lol
You: this is actually my longest Unfunny chat.
Stranger: really?
You: yeah really
You: I think it's meant to be that way.
You: you ever played king of the hill?
Stranger: no
You: do you wanna game?
Stranger: if you want me to play, you have to do something for m
Stranger: e
You: NOO
You have disconnected.


They can't tap into webcams.... can they???!!!!!
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Postby Ross_Varn » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:37 pm

dilanski wrote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you a randy girl? x
You: wtf
You: lol
You: this is actually my longest Unfunny chat.
Stranger: really?
You: yeah really
You: I think it's meant to be that way.
You: you ever played king of the hill?
Stranger: no
You: do you wanna game?
Stranger: if you want me to play, you have to do something for m
Stranger: e
You: NOO
You have disconnected.


They can't tap into webcams.... can they???!!!!!


I don't think so.

But if you're that worried, put masking tape over the cam. He prolly wanted to cyber. Btard.
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Postby Magic Soap » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:54 pm

Aim of the game: Convert all sites to King of the Hill.
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Postby Arkbrik » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:35 pm

You: hi
Stranger: pickles
Stranger: hey
You: have you ever played king of the hill?
Stranger: sex
Stranger: yeah i have
You: wanna play?
Stranger: sure
You: i climb onto the hill. my hill
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Postby razgriz 25th inf. » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:06 pm

you: hi
stranger: bullshit
you: okay........
stranger: hi
you: ever played king of the hill
stranger: no
you: lets play anyway. i climb on the hill. my hill
stranger: i snuggle you to death. my hill
you disconnected.
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Postby Lt. Krus » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:58 pm

They can't tap into webcams.... can they???!!!!!

Yep, I've done it. With a Hack Engine 1,2, and 3, anything is posible.
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Postby BFenix » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:23 pm

razgriz 25th inf. wrote:
you: hi
stranger: bullshit
you: okay........
stranger: hi
you: ever played king of the hill
stranger: no
you: lets play anyway. I climb on the hill. my hill
stranger: I snuggle you to death. my hill
you disconnected.

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