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AcipHex

Postby Tzan » Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:43 pm

I've seen the tv commercial for this.

They pronounce the word as: Ass Effects

http://www.aciphex.com/

Have your sound turned on when you go to the site. :)
They don't say the name unfortunately.

But the YouTube video does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TId5izj6cHQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbJxekubLdA&NR=1
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Re: AcipHex

Postby BFenix » Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:50 pm

lol that thing might have ass burning side effects :lol:
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Postby CompulsiveCatfish » Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:06 pm

Sounds like some kind of butt-crack enhancing undergarments.

"The makers of WonderBra Cleavage Enhancement Bra and Headlightz Nipple Extenders present the new ASS/FX butt-crack enhancement garment! Endorsed by plumbers everywhere! Order NOW!"
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Postby Warhead » Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:36 pm

I like this guy, can we keep him?
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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:32 pm

Only if you remember to feed him. The last one smelled up the back room for a month before Soap finally took it to the bin. I think the trashmen threw it out.

Wait, what were we talking about again?
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Postby Warhead » Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:50 pm

Assy-sex?.. or something.
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:15 pm

Buttfucking.
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Postby CompulsiveCatfish » Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:44 am

Warhead wrote:I like this guy, can we keep him?


You just want me to stay so you can shag my wife when I'm not looking. HEY GEEZE TURN AWAY FOR A SECOND AND THERE THEY GO AGAIN! :shock:
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Postby Ogel96 » Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:42 pm

you got it mixed up. he shags mothers. until she has babies, you're safe. but i'd watch mom if i were you....
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Postby Warhead » Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:46 pm

Oh, his wife is fair game as he is of the appropriate age to have an adult wife/girlfriend. The teen forum members here all have MILFS. It's not my fault it's just the way things are.
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Postby jmatthew » Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:14 pm

Warhead wrote:Oh, his wife is fair game as he is of the appropriate age to have an adult wife/girlfriend. The teen forum members here all have MILFS. It's not my fault it's just the way things are.


What if you're of adult age, don't have a MILF, yet aren't married...?

I mean, I guess my grandma is pretty spry for her age... if you're into that sort of thing. I have a dog?
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Postby Warhead » Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:29 am

Thanks, I might sell the rights to the DVD of them both together but I'm afraid that's about it. When you have to unravel the wrinkles just to see where the action is, it gets a bit... well, it's moments like those when the little voice in your head says "what the fuck are you doing?" You know? And then you have to bail. So, no Grans. Although some are quite... um, I mean no.
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Postby Rody » Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:36 am

god and it even has side effect like diarrhea constipation and flatulence.
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