Zombie (Zulu) Dawn Turn 9

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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:58 pm

Oh, I already have a plan for the ever looming gangbang.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:27 pm

I'm not pornifying my battle report for nobody... 'cause I already have. Doing the same thing is lame.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:04 am

MANLY FUCKIN' SANTA

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Manly Fuckin' Santa picks himself up.

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(I want some sort of dark heavy metal/choir music in the background for this bit). He grabs his bulging sack and pulls out!..

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STUBBY!!! The mild mannered forum janitor.

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Without pause he heads over to the newly hatched Deadly Spacemen.

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Stubby swings the mighty BanHammer with a crazed look in his eye.

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BOOOOOOOOOM!!! *Splut!*

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Manly Fuckin' Santa follows up the attack with one of his own. It wasn't as awesome as normal but I think calling up a forum janitor should be a serious drain on his abilities.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:32 am

THE POST APOC SURVIVORS

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mAd MaX sAm calls on the assistance of another Post Apoc Survivor and Riddick appears from his hiding place on the ORCA, always check for stowaways.

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He leaps to the attack. The poor Peach Pirate is busy trying to hold on but swings his chainsaw in an attempt to stop the knife.

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But it's not enough, the hand is severed and the Peach begins to fall but not before severing the power feed to the weapon turret destroying the controls.

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He leaps across to the cockpit. While the Peach disappears over the side.

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Wow, triple pike with a full tuck and twist.

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The cockpit canopy proves too tough for Riddicks knives.

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The Assassin Droid and the Crying Deadly Spaceman deploy themselves in the breach being very careful not to trip the boobytrap set by mAd MaX sAm.

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The Droid fires first.

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And an UDSM explodes off the tree he was in.

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The Crying Deadly Spaceman takes his shot.

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And another UDSM is blown sky-high. The Crying Deadly Spaceman has no choice but to attack the UDSM just as the UDSM MUST attack him. It's an historical vendetta thing, check the WIKI.

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Cursing and muttering, mAd MaX sAm climbs from his brand new wreck.

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He launches a Harpoon at the ORCA.

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As soon as it snags the Dropship mAd MaX sAm starts climbing as fast as he can.

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He manages to get on board before his turn ends.

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Poor Blitzen remains trapped under the rubble as her team mates left her behind.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:19 pm

NEWS JUST IN!

Stubby will now be playing and has taken full control of his mini-fig.
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Postby Natalya » Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:27 pm

Tell him to start using his Rayhawk account again.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:50 pm

Nope, cause then I'd have to buy the parts for his Avatar.
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Postby Massam » Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:17 pm

I'm trying to think if I have ever done anything on this forum worthy of the ban-hammer....probably....we're all gonna die.
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Postby muffinman42 » Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:44 pm

Worthy of the ban hammer seems to be hard to achive since we are all such maniacs.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:51 pm

Blood begins to bubble up from the earth pooling in one spot.







++++++++++THEY HAVE RETURNED!!!++++++++++

+++++++++++++++THE DAEMONS+++++++++++++++

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Black tendrils slide from the bubbling pool and quickly solidify into sleek black tentacles seeking for victims.

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The blood begins to froth and churn as the tentacles thrash in a frenzy. They grab onto the ground and heave something upwards and out of the pool...

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Rising up from the blood a Daemonic portal emerges. (It was supposed to appear under the target but it scattered pretty badly).

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The Old One and six Blood Daemons step from the still churning pool, shortly followed by the rest of the Daemon Pack.

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The Old One instantly attacks Horowitz.

The OTC's can not be parried but the Nova Sword can always parry ANYTHING on a 4+. The two rules can not coexist together and the universe holds it's breath until reality sorts itself out...

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One OTC is successfully blocked and breaks, however the effort weakens the Nova Sword and the second OTC shatters it.

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The Old One presses his attack home and Horowitz is dead.

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The Daemons attack the last Super Jew and although he kills one of his attackers he is swiftly slaughtered.

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More Daemons boil out of the gateway. One fires at the Assassin Droid but misses.

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Another kills one of Mjr Natalya's Personal Guard.

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A melee attack is blocked, both protagonists locked in melee combat.

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Hell'O' Kittah is savagely attacked but no damage is sustained.

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The others guard the way back to the gate with response actions.

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More Daemons move in to protect the core and support the Old One.

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The gateway is guarded too, front...

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...and back.

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The Daemons have the computer core! They now need to get it through the gateway. Remember, these guys are allied to the Peaches and Undead so this is a disaster for the good guys.
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Postby kiemaster » Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:17 pm

HELL OH KITTAH BETTA CHAINSAW THE FUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Elmagnifico » Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:28 pm

@ the Daemon's CO:

THAT'S TURTLING, GOOD SIR!!!
READTHEFORUMCODE!!!
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Postby Sloopofwar » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:59 pm

Yes! Mwahahaha! The peach/undead/daemon forces shall rule!
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Postby Bragallot » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:12 pm

We all know Warhead and AlmightyBenny are still there to save the day.
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Postby Massam » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:47 pm

huh..they can have it as far as I'm concerned. There's only one thing survivors care about, and it isn't some lame ass computer core.
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